Monday, October 31, 2011

Random Photos Part Three

America Ferrera finds Michael Lohan collection lovers even in England.
This picture looks kind of awww, until you know that Brooke seemed like she was on something and decided to wear a really see through shirt and no bra.
Hey, good news. Christina Aguilera remembered something for the lower half.
Randomness. Two former #1 tennis players and Carrot Top.
Ethan Hawke takes in the love from his fans. Or just wants to give hugs.
Gerard Butler poses in front of his magazine cover. He ordered 50 of the posters for his walls and his friends.
Jessica Alba produce shopping.
Justin Bieber going incognito. Acts like he knows who the Rolling Stones are.
Josh Duhamel shows off the Fergie self portrait he had commissioned.
Jessica Simpson drops an f bomb. Or she could be telling Eric that guys with grey in their beards should probably not be doing the whole backwards cap thing. Unless you have a job.
Kirstie Alley learns to mime.

Random Photos Part Two - Halloween

I posted it over the weekend, but here is another angle of Heidi Klum's costume.
Bethenny Frankel as Katy Perry. Meh.
Kim Kardashian as Poison Ivy.
Camile Grammer as a Russian porn pirate?
Bridget Marquardt as a half zombie half Playmate. Kind of sounds like when Hef has sex with his girlfriends.
Scott Disick blesses you with his lollipop.
The one day a year Marilyn Manson takes off.
A boozy angry elf? Not sure what Snooki is going for here.
Judging by the background, this will also be their Christmas card. All they need to do is a quick change and throw some snow on the trees.
Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend as Brangelina. Notice all the stuffed babies.
Cameron Diaz wins the laziest award. Throw some dollar bills in a waistband and call yourself a stripper.
Nicole Richie said to not go slutty for Halloween so picks Jennifer Lopez.
Matthew Morrison over compensates with his ears.
Chris Colfer as a 1970's Elton John.
Alan Cumming on a Sunday.
I can't decide if this is a costume or not from Lady GaGa.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.


Kate Moss at 8 a.m.. Seriously.
Kristin Scott Thomas all glammed up in Rome.
Not glammed up at all are LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian over the weekend.
Long time no see on a red carpet for Michelle Yeoh.
Newlywed Nikki Reed in Rome.
She was there with Jackson Rathbone for Twilight 32.
Patrick Dempsey checks out his new car in Malibu. It can be yours for $200K.
The first lesbian high school homecoming couple from San Diego.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Australia. Obviously did not fly Qantas to get there this weekend.
Tara Reid and I think Edward of Jedward and I hate that I can tell them apart.

October Fails

It is the last day of the month which can mean only one thing. It is time for the biggest fails of the month. I love this time of the month and this time there are over nine minutes of fails. People have been busy failing. Of course their King And Queen, the Lohans have really stepped it up a notch so their followers have to keep up.

Tori Seplling Rushed To Hospital For Headaches


For the past three weeks, Tori Spelling has been complaining about headaches that just will not go away. Over the weekend they got so bad that she was rushed to the hospital. Either that or she wanted to see if she could get an ambulance ride and hear them use the siren. I hate really bad headaches. Whenever I get one that is really awful, I know it is a brain aneurysm and I cannot be talked out of it until the headache goes away. I feel fortunate that I have never really suffered migraines but feel sorry for people who get them. I think about a bad headache I might get and then multiply that by 10 and not have anything you can do about it and I feel sorry for that person. It is kind of like we are helpless against headaches like that. Hangover headaches are one thing but these awful can't do anything except close your eyes headaches are just something that you have to live with until they end.


Tori has been having the headaches since the birth of her child a few weeks ago. Related? It could also be that Dean will not stop shutting up about how he wants to win an Emmy before Lindsay wins her Oscar.

When Texting Goes Too Far


You know, even though I have been married to the point where I am going to start needing my toes to help count, I have yet to have one of my soon to be ex-wives text while they were walking down the aisle. I know this bride probably wanted one last Tweet as a single woman or wanted to check into Four Square for her own wedding, but it seems so wrong. Plus, really keeping it down your dress? What if it starts vibrating or going off during the ceremony and you have to reach down to get it and it slips and the next thing you know you are groping yourself in front of your closest 200 friends.


The crazy thing is there are tons of videos where people are texting while they are getting married or walking down the aisle. I am shocked. Has anyone ever seen that before in person?

Amy Winehouse Album To Be Released December 5th


It did not take long for the people over at Island Records to find every recording from Amy Winehouse that was almost finished and throw it on an album to be released just in time for the holiday season. The album will contain 12 songs of unreleased stuff or songs that have only been heard a few times. I figure the record company probably can release a couple more albums like this and then one greatest hits album. I don't think Amy was like Tupac so I don't think she will be posthumously releasing stuff for the next ten years. It is good news for Amy fans, but I have a feeling this stuff is not going to be as good as her other stuff.

Antonio Banderas Loves Women Beaters


Last week, Omar Shariff slapped a woman in public at the Doha Film Festival. The woman wanted Omar's autograph and was being too pushy for his liking so he slapped her. It did not even seem to bother her and she stayed until he did give her an autograph. If a guy does that to a woman in public think about what he is doing to them in private. Has anyone heard an apology come from Omar about this? I have no heard one or seen one and apparently Antonio Banderas does not seem to care either as this was him yesterday giving lots of love to Omar. I wonder if Omar had slapped Melanie Griffith across the face if Antonio would be this happy and joking like this. Of course he would not, so why is it ok for Omar to slap some other woman and Antonio is great with it?

Today's Blind Items

To me, this one is kind of sad. This actress was once a B+. Hit television show, celebrity boyfriend, top of the world. Now, she is probably down to a C, does primarily awful movies and has been wandering aimlessly for what seems like a year. She had some really bad publicity about that time and just has not quite got everything back together. Well, a few weeks ago she started seeing this actor who is A list but probably deserves to be C list because his acting is awful and his movies never make money. When I say she started seeing him, they saw each other one night and then had sex about four hours after meeting. It was like love at first sight for her, but for him, it was just a conquest and someone or something to do that night. Our actress has always latched on quickly to guys and it is one of the reasons she has not had the greatest success in relationships. Guys walk all over her. She tells her friends that she blames her childhood. Anyway, she has been following the actor for the past couple of weeks to everything he attends. She showed up unannounced at his place once, but after his reaction to that she stopped. When he sees her some place and no one else catches his interest he will take her to her place, have sex with her and then leave. If he sees someone else he likes he just ignores the actress and carries on with the other. It is really kind of creepy and kind of sad all at the same time.

Taylor Swift Not Happy With An Alleged Topless Photo


Have you ever seen the site Celeb Jihad? You are not missing much. It is basically a site that combines The Globe with Egotastic and throws in some Middle Eastern stereotypes. Anyway, they have posted a photo of what they allege is Taylor Swift topless. Taylor Swift's people are not amused and have sent letters to the site, but the site continues to keep the photo up, primarily because it is bringing them an incredible amount of traffic to see the clearly photoshopped picture. It is Taylor laying on her side and it is her face, but the head does not fit on the body correctly. It is kind of like paying the $1 to see the shortest horse in the world and realizing later that the people have dug a hole so it is pretty normal sized but you feel like an idiot and it is just a $1 so you let them keep the dollar.


I would guess the site will probably be shut down in the next day or two by some kind of legal action and even if they take down the photo now, at this point they are going to be in for a world of hurt. Unless of course it happens to be her. Nah.

Halloween Your Turn

An interesting question was broached to me over the weekend and I thought it was interesting enough to be put here for your input. Do you enjoy Halloween more as an adult or did you enjoy more as a child? So, start with that premise and then I would love to know what you are wearing or wore this weekend and what your favorite costume was ever. I enjoyed the costumes I picked out for myself. Whenever my mom would pick one out it would be some person or character who I had never heard of and then people would look at me funny. It was the same look you got when you brought your own lunch to school and for some reason your mom had gone on a vegetable kick and you showed up with a variety of bell peppers while everyone else had Doritos.

Kim Kardashian Filing For Divorce


In the marriage everyone thought would last forever, or at least another season, there will be no more. Kim Kardashian is expected to file for divorce this morning from her husband of just over two months. Well, two months is like almost a year in Hollywood time. Did anyone expect it to last? It was all about getting some ratings. At first Kris thought Kim liked him and then realized at some point it was all for show.

Well, hopefully the sponsors and E! got their money's worth and there is always the Scott and Kourtney wedding to look forward to for their advertising dollars.

Michael Lohan Will Be Arrested If He Shows Up In New York


Michael Lohan is having a bad week. He has been arrested twice; threatened with a third time; cannot bail himself out of jail; battered his body jumping from the third floor of a building while trying to escape the police; been served by Dina Lohan for failure to pay child support; and has been told that if he shows up in New York he will be arrested for failure to pay child support on that other child he had when he was still married to Dina, but maybe or maybe not on a break. You know, the kid that shows up in the news every so often.


Instead of trying to get out of jail, you would think that Michael would relish the opportunity to take a break from all the drama that is on the outside, plus you just know that his fellow prisoners are probably huge fans of the Michael Lohan mesh shirt collection. I mean these guys are his core customers.

Mel B's 12 Year Old Daughter Files Battery Report Against Her Dad


Four times a month, Mel B's 12 year old daughter Phoenix, from her marriage to Jimmy Gulzar goes and sees her dad. Well, when she went to see him on October 11th, things got so bad that the police had to be called. When it was time for Phoenix to leave on the 11th, her dad grabbed her arm and would not let her leave the house. After several hours, the police were called to come over and enforce the court order. At that point, Phoenix's dad finally gave in and let her go. When she was released, Phoenix was a mess and shortly after filed the battery report against her dad. These kinds of situations happen everyday all over the world and most of the time everything works out, but every so often something tragic happens. It will probably be quite some time before Phoenix is alone with her father again. I know I would be scared to let her go over there again. Anything like this ever happened to you?

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This actor who got his big start in a television series with an ensemble cast as a teen is now trying hard to keep up with the careers of his former costars. He has been supplying drugs to one of those costars in the hopes that the connection will get him a part in a big movie coming up. The former costar promised him a meeting with the director if he kept supplying him with a good stash of drugs but we hear the meeting has yet to take place and the film has been cast.

Cheryl Burke And Robert Kardashian Sound Like They Are Dating


Chad Ochocinco is going to be ticked off. I bet he always thought he would be Cheryl Burke's favorite partner. I mean he did buy her that big big ring and they even dated while he was on the show, but apparently, Cheryl has moved on and this time it is to Robert Kardashian. Well, she sounds like it anyway. She could not stop saying nice things about him and when she wrote this piece for Kneepads or gave the interview it was like he was right there with her. She says she is not sure if they will go out on the show Monday night, but that, "Rob is definitely the partner I get along with the most. We just have a lot of fun. There's not one day that goes by that he doesn't make me laugh and smile. Normally at this point, you're tired of each other, but Rob and I never feel that way. We have a great chemistry. We respect each other. We know to have fun with the process."

And he didn't even have to buy her a ring. At the same point would she ever say anything bad about a partner she is dancing with? She would probably wait until its over before she says something bad and also to make sure whether or not she is going to get a gig on one of the Kardashian's reality shows for next season. Then she can say how she really feels.

Hilary Swank Fires Everyone Over Chechnya - Seal Says Stick It


With all the celebrities that went last month to the birthday part of the Chechen President, Ramzan Kadyrov, the person who has taken the most flak has been Hilary Swank. First she was criticized and then basically strong armed into donating her huge fee to charity. She did so and is upset at all the criticism and having to give money back so she did what any Hollywood celebrity would do in the same situation, she fired everyone around her. Far be it from Hilary to actually Google anyone, she blames her agents and her manager of ten years. The only entity she did not fire was her actual agency because then the agency might push back and fire her boyfriend.


It is interesting that as much as she was quick to give her fees back and has been criticized for her participation, Seal could give a crap what any of us think and was happy to do honor the dictator; happy to keep the fee, and has no plans for ever giving it away. "You sit there under the umbrella of democracy and never once stop to think how it keeps you dry." Yeah, I don't know what Seal was saying either, but, how can you argue with someone if you don't know what he is saying. Besides, with the way his career is going, he needs every fee he can get.

Not Just For Halloween



In what could possibly be the scariest Halloween costume of all time, Doug Hutchison brings out his inner freak and what happens inside his house to the public. This is Doug pretending to dress like his wife Courtney Stodden. I think this is probably Doug's alter ego that he brings out way more often than Halloween. He is looking way too comfortable in that outfit which is conveniently all the exact size for him. Forget about Paranormal Activity 3 or seeing Paris Hilton in a grocery store, this is the scariest thing I have seen all week.

Eva Longoria Says Jessica Simpson Is Not Pregnant


When the NY Post said over the weekend that Eva Longoria was really flirting with Los Angeles Laker, Matt Barnes, they kind of speculated she might be dating the guy too. Well, Eva does like herself some basketball players. Yes, she has been dating Eduardo Cruz, but you never know when she might be pursuing other opportunities. Anyway, Eva went to her blog and said she is not dating Matt and then had this interesting quote to boot.

"First Jessica Simpson, now this. Once again, press gets it wrong, Matt barnes and I are not dating!"

Does she know something we don't? If Jessica Simpson is pregnant does this mean the press got it right and she is dating Matt Barnes?

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