Friday, October 28, 2011

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This B/C list actor from mostly an action genre is happily married to his wife. Our source says it’s because the two have developed a strange fetish that involves figure skating… naked. As in they coordinate a routine and everything, sans the sparkly outfits. You can’t make this stuff up.

15 comments:

figgy said...

Hey whatever works! This sounds cool. Pun intended.

Chrissy Buns said...

Better watch those sharp blades on the skates, or this could end up a Bobbitt situation!

Jessi said...

Oh yes you can Buzzfoto. Yes you can.

Ida Blankenship said...

The most amusing part of this blind is the very last sentence.

Goodgrief said...

This sounds like an accident waiting to happen. I hope they have all the kids they want, because he may not have the "boys" long.

Cathy said...

Even if it were true, this would be incredibly lame. If he's from an action genre, he would probably have his own rink... how is that any different than a married couple going skinny dipping together in their own pool? BORING...

bluebonnetmom said...

I would love to see some pictures of this....LMAO.

The Black Cat said...

This is just weird. Those rinks get mighty cold, just sayin'.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Cathy, it's different because swimming pools are WARM and ice rinks are COLD. Makes a difference when you are nude.

Bnl1016 said...

@ida said it best. of course you can (and most likely do) make this stuff up.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Whatever works...

mngddess said...

I can't believe there aren't photos. Or video....

StanleyRoper said...

Just a few questions...

1. How the fuck would one go about "coordinating a routine" without renting out an ice rink? It's not like a B/C list anything could build their own ice rink.

2.Wouldn't people at said ice rink talk?

3.Shouldn't "coordinate" actually be "choreograph"?

4.This bastard would have to be hung like a goddamn mule what with the cold factor and all unless his wife isn't into that sorta thing...and by that sorta thing I mean a guy with some actual dick.

5.While the skating-in-the-raw thing would be risky it sure would help said couple save a lot of money on the sequin bill.

6.Would Dick Buttons be present for the routine/judging?

Oh BuzzFoto, you sure give me something to think about while I'm in the In-N-Out drive thru line, but my Animal Style Double Double awaits...ta ta fuckers.

Bnl1016 said...

@stanley roper - nothing to add but my gawd best. alias. ever.

RocketQueen said...

"You can't make this stuff up." Can't you, BuzzFoto? But don't you?