Friday, October 21, 2011

Christina Aguilera Has Given Up


You know that Seinfeld episode where George is wearing sweats everyday and it was said that because of this he had given up. Was not going to try anymore, and was just content to wear sweats and eat cheese all day. When I see the photos of Christina Aguilera as of late I see a woman who just does not care anymore. It was kind of like when Britney Spears would walk into gas station bathrooms in her bare feet and would never take shower or brush her hair. She gave up. This is not Christina coming out of a dance rehearsal or from the gym. This is Christina coming out of a store. In the middle of the day. During the week. While not on vacation. Is she just giving up on pants for all time. Does she have some horrific rash that needs to breathe? Does she feel that wearing something over her underwear is contributing to the 1% and she wants to be in the 99%? Does she not have anything that fits? Give me some reason why she is doing this.

47 comments:

RenoBlondee said...

Is she seriously just wearing control top pantyhose there?

Patty said...

Did she ever change her clothes from the MJ tribute concert?

Cathy said...

I'm guessing she's just jealous of gaga...

rtsew said...

Depression, perhaps?

Feisty said...

Some days I don't feel like wearing pants either.

Chrissy Buns said...

i am trying to figure out how to word this...hhhmmm...well, here it goes: those tights make her peepee look fat. ok, i said it, and now i feel dirty and snarky all at the same time. i need a shower.

JoElla said...

But Feisty do you run around and let the public see your under roos?!

The Black Cat said...

If I were a celebrity and I had great looking legs I might walk around like that too.

bloodonthescreen said...

Miss Piggy alert.

Rita said...

Feisty - I so get you. I don't feel like wearing pants either :)

But common sense prevails, and I make the effort of covering my ass before heading out the door.

Feisty said...

Not yet. If I was day-drinking and had no responsibility, I might :)

chopchop said...

Maybe Krusty the Clown told her to burn all her pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1srzsTJOW2c&feature=related

hotchacha said...

I don't generally wear pants either but this looks like a bleat for help.

FS said...

I have to find more photos in this series. It looks like she's wearing hot pants that have ridden up on her. Adam Levine tweeted yesterday they had a meeting for The Voice, wonder if this photo is related to that somehow.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Miss Piggy alert??? Oh shut the fuck up. Yeah, she's really a hefty hide-a-way girl...please. I don't even like this broad, but people need to stop harassing her! If she wants to drink, then she can drink. If she wants to wear control top pantyhose, then so be it. If she wants to be bigger than the average LA skeleton, then so be it. Jesus fucking Christ.

RocketQueen said...

Y'know, I seem to be the minority here, but I still don't think she's fat at all. In fact, she looks pretty good here, despite the blatant attempt to be Gaga (though I'm sure she'd claim it's Gaga who's trying to be her). Would I dress like this? No. Do I think she looks fat? No.

RocketQueen said...

Yay Tempestuous Grape - I agree totally.

califblondy said...

No, she's not fat, but could definitely use a stylist. And WTF is going on with that hair?

What's worse? The black tights or no tights at all?

She is bigger than she used to be and maybe she doesn't want to go up a size? I know that could drive a girl to drink.

Chrissy Buns said...

i don't think she is fat by any means, but she HAS been wardrobe challenged for a while now. some of her clothing choices are not very flattering...this is one of them.

FS said...

There are more photos at dlisted. She's wearing hot pants and tights (those are definitely thicker than pantyhose) and hooker heels on a shopping trip to Agent Provacateur. In a limo. The outfit is a mess, the hat is the worst thing about it.

I agree, she isn't really 'fat' she just wears horrible clothes that look hideous on her.

Bnl1016 said...

Yeah I don't think she's a fatty either.

And exactly, gaga wears this its just another day..... christina wears it suddenly she's "given up".

i think its quite the opposite. i think she's trying too hard.

Lori said...

she's not fat at all, just not a stick bug. Bet if we saw her in real life (not pics) she would still be considerably smaller than most people. and there are shorts on top of those tights...

joymama said...

I think Cathy got it. Cribs is trying to stay relevant by dressing like she does not give a f@@k.

bloodonthescreen said...

The outfit is terrible. I don't get it. If it's that chilly that she needs to wear nylons or whatever, she needs to wear a skirt or longer shorts to go with it. You ain't on stage girl, you shopping.

MadLyb said...

Christina is NOT fat. She is a tiny little thing - very small-boned, and actually looks at a healthy weight. Again, I want to see pics of all the fat shamers. If she were wearing sweat pants, a baggy shirt, straggly hair and no makeup like I do on MDO's, I'd worry. Someone who takes the time to put on stockings and a scarf and make hasn't quite given up.

Rita said...

You know, quite honestly, I still make fun of Lady Caca when she goes out looking like she does. WE all do say: hey! you forgot your pants. Or bra.

MadLyb said...

'make' = 'make-up'

Mayrose said...

That's why you don't start drinking till after your dressed.

__-__=__ said...

It just looks like thigh-burn to me. Fat for her would not necessarily be fat for me. I have little sympathy for someone who could exercise every day - as opposed to working a 10 hour a day j.o.b.

shiny_special_one said...

That outfit is ridiculous. And how is wearing control-top pantyhose more comfortable than pants?

FS said...

she's wearing "hot pants" and tights, not control top pantyhose.

Bnl1016 said...

@Rita - Please do not generalize..... I actually do not make fun of Gaga when she goes out like that. I think the way she dresses is quite fitting for her whole persona she has created for herself. She wouldn't be Gaga w/out the fashion. Same goes actually for Nikki Minaj.

The difference here is that that is just not Christina's schtick.

shiny_special_one said...

@FS: Still seems like pants would be way more comfortable. :)

kelly said...

Someone sent me some more "People of Walmart" pics yesterday and in the last one there was an elderly lady wearing no shirt, she had just tucked her boobs into her pants and went out shopping. I wish I could unsee that pic but in comparison, Christina looks great.

FS said...

Shiny, I agree, but she was shopping at a high end lingerie shop, so maybe she wanted something she could get in and out of quickly? Who knows.

This has the potential to be a cute outfit - without the hat, the coat, and the baggy tshirt, if the shorts were the proper size and if she was going to a club at night, not shopping in the bright noon sunshine.

RocketQueen said...

I agree, Bnl - I think this "outfit" shows she's trying too hard. And what's with the ball cap??

Lindsey said...

Christina is not fat whatsoever, her outfit choice would look ridiculous on anyone.

RJ said...

I don't think she's fat either, but she does make very unfortunate wardrobe choices. Whatever she's wearing in that picture looks horribly uncomfortable. I have always HATED her hair. It always looks so overprocessed and damaged. I also hate her Baby Jane make-up. She'd look tons better and younger if she'd wash her face and stop bleaching her hair.

Me said...

when gaga does it it's her thing. christina is no gaga, this is not her style. i think maybe same as lindsey when she did this a couple of years ago. a little depression, a little too high or drunk to care. she looks great, but the no pants look is kind of an "at home only" look.

Caroline said...

Hahahahaha Chop! That is my favorite! Don't you hate pants?

Bubbles said...

OK, is she the celebrity with fading record sales and popularity who was in the process of manufacturing a downward spiral with her team ala Britney and soon be off to rehab?

Stacey Charter said...

seems to get her picture on every blog, magazine and talkyhead star ass kissing show soooo I am thinking she is doing it for attention. Even more than she usually gets.

Monty said...

I say it is a challenge to Kelly

B said...

Attention!And the reason I think Britney Spears was doing that stuff was and is because she's a nasty bitch who thinks rules don't apply to her.

Netta said...

Dear Gawd (or whoever is in charge Up There): Please make me as fat as Christina. But don't, I beg of you, make me dress like her.

Kthnxbai.

figgy said...

I think we all agree that Christina is not "fat," especially compared to the rest of the population, but if a person is going to pull off that look, they need to have very fit, toned legs. And it's not fat-hating to say that her legs at this point do not fit that description.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I don't get the aversion to pants? It appears she's only wearing underwear & hose. Much like Taylor Momsen who also clearly gives zero f***s. ;)