That Lindsay Lohan sure is something. When the judge in your case says you really need to go to the morgue and put in some community service time prior to your next hearing, it seems like a no brainer that you would go. Well, no one ever said Lindsay's brain is normal. All those years of drugs and booze and prescription medicine may have just permanently damaged all those circuits. Lindsay had to be at the morgue at 8am. She was 40 minutes late. They did not let her in and told her she would have to come back today, at 7am. That is about an hour from now. I don't know if she can do it. That is really early. She probably will say to herself, “I will just get a fresh start next week.”
Meanwhile, Dina Lohan, obviously realizing she is not going to make much off Lindsay in the near future and with Ali getting work but not making enough to cover Dina's monthly hair coloring bill, Dina is shopping a book around town which spills all the dirt about Lindsay would ever want to know. I would expect this out of Michael, but I thought Dina would at least wait until Lindsay was dead before exploiting her shamelessly.