This has been a big week in the what did Courtney Stodden look like before she got new breasts, started chain smoking and working the lunch rush at a strip club. Besides photos from her early modeling days alone and with her sisters, there is also now a video of her competing in the Miss Washington Teen USA contest. Yes, the same contest owned by Donald Trump. I think he probably uses it as a date pool and marks it down when they will turn 18. "Happy Birthday______. This is Donald Trump. Yes, the guy on television. Yes, my hair is real. It just gets that way when the wind blows it, but it is real. No, I don't have Lil Jon's phone number. Listen, anyway, the reason why I am calling is that I saw a great deal about you that I liked and want to talk to you about your career as a beauty contestant at USA. What? You just turned 17? I thought you were 18. Oh, well talk to you next year. Bye. Someone is getting fired."