Saturday, October 22, 2011

Prince Harry's US Girlfriend


For those of you in the San Diego area, I still think there is time for you to get your hands on Prince Harry, but you better hurry. Harry has already had three dates with Jessica Donaldson who works as a waitress at a club. She met Harry in the VIP area at the club where she works and they went out the next day to a different club together and he has also taken her to lunch. Lunch huh? That is a big step, especially when you have only met someone at night in darkened clubs. Lunch is the harsh daylight of the world. People have been really into me in dark clubs and then get me in daylight at a buffet and they cannot believe I am the same person. One time a person actually thought she was on Candid Camera and that I was not the same person from the night before. I think drinking probably plays a role in their short term memory recall.


Jessica is 26 and obviously enjoys tattoos. Her friends call her Jes. So, chances of becoming a Princess?

23 comments:

Karleep said...

sigh I'm a little jealous but she will be one of many I think. She needs to put some clothes on! lol

AMD said...

Oh Harry, dump the trollops. What you need is an older woman that likes cats, Scrabble and giving head.

Call me!

Frimmy said...

I agree. One of many and zero chance at marrying the Prince. If there was a possible less than zero chance I'd go with that. Snowball's chance in hell?

RJ said...

Classy tat. That will look great after she's had a few kids. Other than the tat, she looks pretty good though. Jealous of those abs, and her breasts appear natural.

PollyPureBred said...

LOL @AMD!!Harry, come to my house...I have off-street parking, cable tv and plenty of hooch!

Aly said...

I want to know what her tramp stamp says. Maybe...
"Welcome back, Guvnah?"

SusanB said...

I'm just curious - I don't have any tats, don't want any. Those who are over 50 and got a tattoo when much younger - are you still happy with them? Do you regret it? Seems like this girl's tattoo will look rough in 30 years and/or 30 pounds.

Me said...

marriage or no, she's royally fucked either way..
(sorry, had to)

chopchop said...

^^ I laughed.

Rita said...

OyVey the language on you people this Saturday morning! Chocked on my coffee on AMD's giving... brain!

Let Harry sample the local diversity. Those Brits hear so much about American girls in their natural habitat, that they are so eager to impress once they land in the New World, they forget that the natives sometimes have an agenda.

Cannot wait to read Jessica's story in the National Enquirer in two weeks. Hope she gives many explicit royally delicious details.

Hope Ol' Harry doesn't have the ladies (and maybe some fellows?) sign confidentiality agreements like all those Hollywood stars do.

lunaire said...

Looks a bit like the sister-in-law, lol.

Taylor said...

My thoughts exactly, lunaire!

pomme said...

she's not his girlfriend,she's only one of the chicks whom he fucks

Robert said...

@pomme: That's probably not what she thinks...

Karleep said...

@ Lunaire! That was my very first thought! LOL Maybe Harry has as thing for sissy in law haha

@ Me! hahahaha that was a crude but good one.

@everyone she's just a good time while he's in town lol There will be others and even if shes the only one hes with while he is here... its not like he is going to go home and say to the Queen "Yes grandmum, I'm going to marry this girl I met at a club!"


if that happens...you can blame it on me lol

kerri said...

Susan B: I'm 40 and have tattoos on my back and hip, they make me happy, I keep my skin in good condition, they look as new as the day they were done. Where's the harm folks?

Barton Fink said...

I feel terrible at the inflated costs the poor royals have to pay. A regular bloke would have already experienced everything she has to offer and moved on by now, but the poor prince is forced to talk to her, and talk and talk, and take her to lunch. Poor man. Meanwhile, there are So Cal sleazebags who aren't getting their junk massaged by a cocktail waitress, with this one being taken off duty. It's a horrible situation.

figgy said...

I'll admit, if I were 20 years younger and a beautiful single girl in southern California (a lot of IFs there), I'd definitely hop on Harry's royal scepter. Who wouldn't?? Even for a single time---oh the story!

Karleep said...

Figgy has a point plus we don't even know her lol Maybe she is totally intelligent and not a mindless club dwelling drone lol

__-__=__ said...

SusanB - I'm about three months from being retired and still love my tat. It looks good too. Just make sure it's really, really something you want. Put it in a good place, have it done by a professional and you'll be fine.

Sherry said...

@Figgy..LOVED your comment about "the royal scepter" . JUST hilarious.

RocketQueen said...

lol AMD!!

AndrewBW said...

Chances of becoming a princess - 0%
Chances of banging a prince - 100%