Last month, I chose to not write about the 71 year old woman being caught having sex with a 54 year old man in a car because I did not want to see the mugshots and then have the visual that went with it. I had to slowly work my way into it and I am now fully capable of discussing it although I must admit the woman who was arrested looks really happy in her mugshot. I guess being double the legal limit and having sex in a car in front of strangers in a restaurant parking lot will do that to you. Notice that the guy does not appear as thrilled.
The two were charged after people in the restaurant called police because they did not want to see the two having sex. When the police got there the couple was still having sex and the policeman noticed the car was rocking. You know I have to use the line, “when the car is rockin', don't come a knockin'.” What kind of person would I have been if I did not use that line. Anyway, the best line though was when the policeman asked the man what he was doing. “I'm f**king this chick.” Well, the policeman did ask. I guess the man could have said, “Here's your card.”
The two were in court on Thursday and basically paid a fine and will have probation and some community service. Just don't let the two of them near a car together. Do you think the are still hooking up?