Friday, October 28, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Fake à la Ferocity has nothing on wholesome TV and movie actress Trixie Twinkle-Twat, whose new series, Family Values, was renewed recently.

And, trust us, that's saying a whole helluva backstabbing lot.

Trixie's current crime?

Telling her bosses—and, consequently, the world—that she not only adores her famous costar, Vander Van Der Butt, but she wouldn't considering doing anything other than their show, professionally speaking.

When the truth is Trixie, who's got a reputation for sending homemade cookies to people she loathes, will not even look Vander in the eye when they're alone, much less speak to him. She detests him, curses him ever opportunity she can—and the feeling is mutual.

Trix just faked liking him because she knew it would get her a big family boob-tube job.

And it gets even more ironic! Not only did execs approve Trixie and Vander's current cozy show based on the fact they were (supposedly) real-life friends, but also because Ms. Twinkle-Twit's made an entire career out of folks thinking she'd prefer to bake cookies instead of bitch people out like the truck driver she is at heart.

AND IT AIN'T: Nancy Travis and Tim Allen, Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell, Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn

19 comments:

solarpower said...

Not sure what Angelina Jolie really has to do with it, but Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence.

Sylvia said...

Sofia Vergara & Ed Neil??

Basil said...

Someone from Modern Family, or is that to obvious?

Sylvia said...

oops, should be O'Neill

flor avila said...

Me thinking MJH and Joey "woah" Lawrence.

tealily said...

Yeah, I was thinking Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence too.

ms snarky said...

I hate to think this, but Will Arnett and Christina Applegate popped into my head. She does movies and tv.

RenoBlondee said...

I've heard MJH is terrible! I read an interview w/ her saying that Chris Daughtry changed some words and STOLE a song her hub wrote for him and she called it gay sounding and insiunuated Chris was gay. I have not liked her ever since.
So, I totally think it's her!

MontanaMarriott said...

All the ain'ts are on ABC so maybe an ABC show that got picked up?

chica von borealis said...

http://www.tvrockstars.com/renewed-tv-shows-for-2011-2012-season/

There are too many to choose from...

bluebonnetmom said...

I think it is a ABC show, so I like the MJH guess. And I really don't like her if she did that to Chris. Not cool.

Taylor said...

Renoblondee-
I've always thought MJH was annoying and a little desperate, but I've hated her since she made that comment about hoping Farrah wouldn't die and steal her People magazine bikini cover.

JW said...

MJH used to own a Sweet Shop where they sold cookies. I think you've got it.

timebob said...

dear MJH,

Your husband married you and had kids with you because you have money and he is a deadbeat musician. He never wrote anything for Daughtry.

there is just something uber-bitchy a'la LeAnn Rhimes about her.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I don't know who it is, but I hate people like that. I'd rather know you want to stab me in the eye than play nicey-nice with me and talk about me behind my back.

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soxy said...

"she is at heart"

Melissa Joan Hart!!!

Unknown said...

Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence, totally! That woman is a jerk!

Lori said...

sounds like it might be MJH--- show is on ABC Family, and they have supposedly been friends since they were 4...

http://entertainment.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978450534

Linnea said...

Seems like you got it! And yeah, I can't handle the behind-the-back stuff either. Just tell it to my face!

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