The National Enquirer must have had the editors from The Globe running things this week when they put out their cover. With the exception of the Kim Kardashian story, the whole thing is one sensational claim after the other. The most talked about one is the Chaz Bono going to die in four years story. Chaz has threatened to sue if The Enquirer does not retract the story. They are not going to retract and Chaz would lose if he sues. I hope his lawyer tells him that. See that tiny tiny word under the headline where it says experts? Yeah, the one so tiny you need a magnifying glass? That means they are not reporting it is fact. They merely hired some experts who debated on how long they felt Chaz has to live. They came to the conclusion it is four years. You can't sue for that. You and I could guess how long Lindsay Lohan would live. She can't sue for us guessing. It does make for a good headline though and some increased sales. I'm more interested in Oprah's secret husband.