Friday, November 18, 2011

Four For Friday - The Two Hookers

Quite some time ago, I had a little tiny blind item about these two and how they are basically hookers. Later I had another little item about one of the two. Well, today, I thought I would write a little more about their escapades. Oh, I like that word. I bet some teen mom has named their kid Escapade and meant Escalade.


Anyway, these two started out hooking about ten years ago. I can't believe it has been that long. At that time they started out at the same level fame wise. Hooker #1 had some early fame and got her own reality show and then that came and went and she had to go back to hooking. Now we are not talking about standing on street corners or being an escort somewhere. They basically just let it be known they were available for a price. Hooker #2 was jealous of Hooker #1's early fame but Hooker #2 has skyrocketed past Hooker #1 in the fame department and now the two people who used to have the $10,000 a night combo special together do not even talk.

If you ever saw Hooker #1 on a talk show or a guest spot on a television show, you can put it in the bank it is because she slept with someone. Usually they would be customers who would trade her a spot for free sex for a month. Hooker #1 used to command $5000 a night and at one point had slept with just about the entire NY Yankees roster. Now though, time has worn her down some and she gets about $1500 a night and has been forced to have sex with executives rather than celebrities or stars. The good news for her is that she has started to get some job offers from her new customers.

Hooker #1 also introduced Hooker #2 to one of her most famous boyfriends. After paying for Hooker #1, he found out that Hooker #2 was available and it was the last time the duo ever did one of their combos.

79 comments:

Susan said...

Wowzas.

Is Tara Reid one of these tricks?

Seachica said...

Oh how I wish this were Paris Hilton and Kim kardashian.

houstonian said...

Kim K and Brittny Gastineau (or however you spell it)

littlemanwhatnow said...

brittny gastineau kim kardashian brit had that show that bombed and check this out:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/kim-kardashian-cuts-ties-best-friend-brittny-gastineau-filing-divorce-kris-humphries-article-1.978465

Rita said...

I thought it was Paris and Lindsay..?

Susan said...

Would Paris Hilton really need to do this with her Hilton money?

Seachica said...

10 years ago, Kim k was married. I doubt she would have started hooking then. I like the Gastineau guess. She came out of complete nowhere.

GrowFarmington said...

Denise Richards had a reality show.

Rita said...

But I thought Gastineau had more money than Paris?

Lauren said...

I always wonder if it would have troubled her parents too much to add an extra vowel at the end of Brittny. It bothers me.

Yes, your child's name is so unique now.

jake said...

micsha barton #1 ashley tisdale #2?

ms snarky said...

I like the Gastineau / KK guess. Kim being married at the time doesn't rule out a hooking hobby.

Susan said...

We should probably be thinking about somebody who is NY based, due to the Yankees connection. I don't know anything about the Gastineaus' finances. I did watch that crap reality show when it was on E.

I feel like Paris and Kim K come from too much money to have to do this, but what do I know?

And Lohan was a child star 10 years ago.

ms snarky said...

The Yankees travel constantly during the season, plus winters in Tampa. Lots of room for hookups there, geographically.

Seachica said...

I think Gastineau is new York based, and wasn't she rumored to be dating Jeter at one point?

RocketQueen said...

Okay I keep hearing this name, Brittany Gastineau - who is she exactly??

It's interesting Enty never says movies...Paris, Kim and Lindsay have all done movies.

ms snarky said...

father was Mark Gastineau, she and her mother had a reality show called Gastineau Girls (?) or something like that. No idea how they got it.

Rita said...

Lindsay was 16, not 10. Although by the way of her looks now, I'd say 10 years ago she was 30.

Never watched Gastineau show, but always thought that mother and daughter were really rich NYC socialites... Unlike those new real housewives shows, who horridly get into debt to be considered on those shows.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Never watched Gastineau show, but always thought that mother and daughter were really rich NYC socialites

Nah, I don't think they were really socialites, I think they were wanna-bes who tried to give that impression.

*girl said...

Hooker 2 is Denise Richards and the famous boyfriend is Charlie Sheen. Off to find someone even less famous that DR...

Basil said...

Paris and Kim actually fit the clues.

Vicky said...

The way Brittny's mother came off on the show, I thought she was a high priced hooker.

M said...

Ditto on Kardashian/Gastneau. It doesn't say that the hookers were actressess at any time so I'm thinking reality socialites. The Gastineaus were new york-based and were living in [probably a pricy but] a stank-assed cramped midtown apartment. Neither one worked - mom or daughter. I can't imagine alimony for Dad Gastineau could afford that lifestyle.

Danielle said...

Yep Brit Gastineau(sp) and Kim K FTW. They were my first thought while reading the blind I didn't even have to get to the last part before wanting to post them as my guesses.

Lohan said...

Someone like Tila Tequila seems more likely...

ms snarky said...

I think Mark Gastineau had some pretty highly publicized money problems. The ex-wife had no source of income, as far as I can remember, and the daughter wasn't exactly brimming over with lofty career ambitions.

__-__=__ said...

I'm with Basil, it's Paris and Kim. Remember all those pics of Paris partying on that yacht maybe last year or 2009. It screamed Hooking! to me. Paris introduced Kim to Reggie Bush maybe?? And now Paris can only get $1500. It just sounds right.

ms snarky said...

But Paris has a pretty solid income, I think. Somewhere in the neighborhood of $30 mil annually, if I remember right?

ms snarky said...

I could be absolutely wrong, by the way.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

As much as Paris Hilton is a total slut, I don't actually think she's a whore. Viva la difference.

I'm on the Brittny Gastineau/Kim Kardashian train.

I think Denise Richards was a hooker about 20 years ago... don't forget, she was rumored to be a Heidi Fleiss girl. That was years and years ago.

Audrey said...

Last time this was a blind, everyone was on the Denise train. Kim's family has too much money, same for Paris. They need fame more than money.

Renoblondee said...

I seem to remember Enty hinting about Paris doing this sort of thing?

Mooshki said...

#1 Brittny/#2 Kim makes the most sense. Kim is definitely the skyrocketeer, and it makes more sense that Brittny would need to keep hooking than Paris.

timebob said...

I take it there is no chance Enty would reveal this on Jan 1?

beansy said...

Mom Gastineau was an early investor in Donna Karen - practically got her started and "allegedly" the mistress of some mafia type. Id say they had money but probably spent it like crazy hence hooking. Wonder if Mom was actually a madam?

Feed Watcher said...

There is a story below about Kristin Cavelleri hating former bestie Kourtney K.

Too obvious? The clues seem to fit.

I think there was also an blind item speculated to be about Kristin a few years ago---the story is that she was going to be on a TV show but met one of the producers of the show as a hooking client and this killed the TV show. This was the year before she finally made her return to MTV on The Hills.

Whitney said...

While people say that the Kardashians have too much money- it's been well established that Robert Kardashian set up trusts for the kids. And Kim blew through hers pretty quickly. I wouldn't eliminate Kim K at all.

sunshine said...

co sign this ------>Hooker 2 is Denise Richards and the famous boyfriend is Charlie Sheen. Off to find someone even less famous that DR...

Dishtlk said...

Not really on topic, but kinda since KK's name is being thrown around. I just saw an ad for Kourtney and Kim take NY and they REALLY are trying to make Kris out to be the bad guy!! "Baby, once you have babies and everything no one's going to care about you anyway." Fucking ouch. And I hate Kim...

ManhattanMingle said...

It's can't be Kim and brittny, one of them needs to be blonde.
It's well known that Denise met Charlue thru hooking.
So I'm gona say:
Heather Locklear and Denise Richards

linnea said...

Does anyone remember the previous blinds?

DixieTheNoble82 said...

I like the KK/Gastineau guess. I remember reading a story about Brittny (@Lauren I HATE that spelling, also!) being pissed off at her birthday party and declaring she wouldn't be discussing KK, period.

lzahart said...

I seriously doubt the Gastineau's finances are in better shape than the Hiltons, Paris or otherwise. At least Paris generates income, sad as it is, and her family has money. Brittny has to my knowledge never had a legit paying job except showing up at parties and being on a reality show that sadly I watched.

I agree with the BG/KK guess, I think KK is not just West Coast at all anymore so she is not off the table here. And on BG's reality show (again embarrassed to admit I watched), it was clear that she and her mother did not have the $$ to fund their lifestyle without rich "boyfriends" or whatever. Their "wealth" derives from the fact that BG's father, who was married to BG's mom, was in the NFL. He was a great player but not in the days where you got paid a ton, and either way he had a huge drug prob and has been in and out of jail since so i seriously doubt he is footing their bill. I always got the impression the mom was essentially a "high-class" hooker so I think it would make sense the daughter is too.

But very interesting to know that KK is as well! And I agree w the previous blogger that her being married would not have stopped her from supporting herself in any way she could, I think she was financially cut off from her family while married, so it would actually make sense.

I bet the famous BF is Reggie Bush.

I wonder if KK has an ask price now? I bet it's at Saudi prince levels but doubt it would be off the table entirely despite how famous/rich she is if the price were right...

chewysmama said...

Maybe Aubrey O'day and Holly Madison. Jobs from clients might mean Apprentice????

ParkerNosey said...

@ManhattanMingle I forgot they were such good friends way back when. I'm down with that guess. As much as I don't like KK, I'm sick of her being the "easy" answer for slutty/whorish stuff. There are other slutty/whorish famebots who will f/suck anything for a pap picture. They just don't make as much.

story said...

Denise Richards Hooker #1 and Krista Allen Hooker#2

pandavanda said...

My ex used to hang around with one of Rick Hilton's brothers. Hilton $ is all controlled by Grandpa Hilton-Paris' dad and his siblings get an allowance. They are definitely not hurting, but they are not loaded either. My vote goes to Paris for Hooker #1 and probably Kim K. for #2.

Ash said...

I think mom Gastineau hit a rough spot financially a couple of years ago. She was a semi regular at a bank I worked at in Beverly Hills and her account was always overdrawn. She would come in with 5K in all 20s to bring her balance positive. The daughter came in with her a few times.

Daveb said...

Supposedly John Gotti was taking Lisa Gastineau to Frank Sinatra's 75th birthday concert but got arrested the night before.

parissucksliterally said...

I like the Denise Richards/Krista Allen guess!

I saw KA on a bicycle in Brentwood on Monday. No makeup- that woman is stunningly beautiful.

CptPhillips said...

It has to be Tara Reid and Cameron Diaz, hence the Yankees connection. Anyone remember the previous reveal of which Cameron and Arod had a threesome with Tara? Now Cameron is being linked to pdiddy...

Cheryl said...

I'm saying Paris for one of them. I saw a picture on one of the websites a while back where she is naked on her knees in a room full people. There is a naked dude standing in front of her with his cock ready for sucking. I think it was one of the guys from Gnarls Barkley. From the picture, it really looked like she was the evening's entertainment for the party.

The Black Cat said...

From what I recall Paris didn't get anything substantial in terms of money or an inheritance, i would love for this to be Paris

The Black Cat said...

From what I recall Paris didn't get anything substantial in terms of money or an inheritance, i would love for this to be Paris

Basil said...

RE: Paris. Last year, didn't Enty kinda out Paris when she went on a "date" with some rich guy on his yacht? She may come from money, but that doesn't mean she doesn't charge for services rendered. And her price has probably plummeted as she isn't as releavant now as she was back in the day, plus everyone knows she has herpes. Not to mention her and Kim were pretty chummy a few years ago so who knows what type of people Paris introduced her to.

Unknown said...

Really? Where y'all been?

http://gawker.com/5284783/book-ron-burkle-hired-hookers-paid-paris-hilton-for-girl+on+girl-action

Me said...

i had heard (no idea where) that denise richards was a heidi fleiss girl, and that that, is how she met charlie.

i think taking $ for sex would take the fun out of it for me. once something is work its not that great (is it?).

paris is loaded. how much money do these people need?

Unknown said...

I've heard the Denise Richards rumors, but she's been around longer than 10 years.
And yes, as unknown said above, Paris Hilton definitely has a past in hooking. Her family actually had very little money. In the book of House of a hilton, many sources cited how the Hilton mom and girl wore fake jewelry and put on airs, but couldn't afford much of anything. Her father is technically a realtor.
The Kardashians have always said that once the kids turned 18, they had to work to pay for themselves. Kim K got married at 19, and even though it took her a few years to get divorced, the ets said they were pretty much separated after a year. Plus Kim k has that Ted bi about fucking kanye west for a pair of lv shoes that were nit out yet.

Unknown said...

It wasn't until Paris hit it big that that immediate Hilton family became wealthy. They are on the outskirts of the Hilton family, anyways.the just are the most famous.

Electric Warrior said...

Wasn't Denise Richards' first acting job payment for hooking for the cast and crew of whatever film? Some Lethal Weapon spoof I think?

@Cheryl...wow. There were/are pics of this?!

Henriette said...

Krista Allen? Wasn't she totally in love with George Clooney? There were all these stories of how she cried when she saw him on TV. I wouldn't doubt she was a high class call girl, but this doesn't fit her. This does fit Brittny (yuck spelling) Gaustineau and either Kim K or Parasite Hilton.

Mooshki said...

I know Paris used to hook, but since the height of her popularity she has been rich, and continues to be rich from her business and investments, and I really doubt she'd hook for $1500 a night. She also doesn't make sense for #2, because this sounds like #1 was famous before #2 was, and Paris was the first celebutard with The Simple Life.

Monica said...

Kim k with ray j being the famous boyfriend?

Susan said...

Does anyone have the original blind?

That gawker link is crazy. In retrospect, I can see Paris being a hooker, and I recall the post about the yacht and all the insinuation that she was indeed a hooker.

But, I agree that 1,500 a night is chump change for PH. Doesn't she make a fortune off of her shoe line alone?

Paris has always been a party girl, so in that way it makes sense. Can we say the same about Kim K? She just seems like a fame whore. Whereas, Paris you know gets down and dirty with drugs and various men. And she has for years. I'm not convinced that Kim K is linked to this.

ecua said...

I like Heather Locklear and Denise Richards for this better than Paris Hilton and Kim K. Who on earth would touch Paris with even a ten foot pole while wearing a latex bodysuit??? Seriously.

Basil said...

@ecua. No way is this about Heather Locklear. Heather has had a solid income since she was 19 from Dynasty and TJ Hooker and then Melrose Place. Plus she was married most of her life, first to Tommy Lee, then Richie....neither of them would be considered poor. And she was only friends with Denise through Charlie (they worked together on Spin City). While I am sure Heather has probably done some wild things behind closed doors (she was married to Tommy Lee after all), but being in the sex trade just doesn't fit her for some reason.

warmislandsun said...

All of these are great guesses. And remember, just because the woman doesn't fit the clues f the blind doesn't mean she hasn't escorted or hooked. I would bet this is much more common than not.

Champagne Blonde said...

Not Gastineau. She was in college 10 years ago. Her mother bought in on Donna Karan in the 80's via Gotti and made a boatload. It is however Paris and Nicole Lenz. Google it.

Champagne Blonde said...

And kim was selling her clothes on ebay via kimsaprincess for YEARS before the reality sow and tape...she was fairly broke...but not as broke as Paris was when she was living in palm desert with Big Kathy when she was 17.

Champagne Blonde said...

http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/2009/06/05/six-degrees-of-paris-hilton-exclusive-web-extra/

fascinating...

Champagne Blonde said...

Donna D'errico would fit...as would quite a few of Nici's girls...including Victoria Silverstedt....who did have a reality show...

Mooshki said...

"Can we say the same about Kim K?"

We sure can - she and Paris were attached at the hip for years at the club/red carpet scene. Kim desperately wanted to be Paris.

Kimstyle said...

This isn't Paris or Kim K... paris seems like it would fit for #1, except the fact that it says she had to go back to hooking. Paris made over $100 million of her own money (no Hilton money needed) off her endorsements and brand name. She wouldn't have had too once the show ended.

Kim K is worth $20-30 million herself without the family. Doubt she's "dropped her price" from $5000 to $1500

Come on people

I like Denise Richards for #1 for sure! Well known escort with Heidi Fleiss, failed reality show etc...

No idea for #2 though

ChasingHeaven said...

What about Paris and Nicole Ritchie?

LeeLeeMar said...

Jenny McCarthy and someone?????

LeeLeeMar said...

Was singled out 10 yrs ago?

Unknown said...

Champagne Blonde: ding ding ding!!!! We have a winnah!

goheels83 said...

Just saw thing post (4/30/12)...I wonder if people would guess differently after the whole Diana Jenkins/Room 23 hubbub.

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