Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Kris Humphries Watched Kim & Kourtney


On Sunday night, Kim & Kourtney Take New York got their highest ratings ever. I guess divorce drama will do that. I am hoping there will be a huge drop off next week because I cannot handle another season of this show. Apparently Kris Humphries was one of those people and according to Radar, was horrified by it. Well he is the one who married her and had sex with her. He must have known it would be bad. I don't think I would have watched if I were him. I am not him and did not watch and therefore did not need an extra shower Sunday night. Did he expect they would show him in sunshine and light? The goal is to make him look as bad as possible. I wonder if he will watch it again next week. Did any of you watch it? Would you have a yoga class with a naked teacher?

17 comments:

Stellina said...

You bet your ass I'd watch, as much as I would hate it. Its the only way to see how the Kraptacians are spinning this whole thing. Fool's got no choice.

parissucksliterally said...

If he is surprised at this, he is even dumber than he looks.

ItsJustMe said...

Sigh. I felt bad for Kris. He is as dumb as a pile of rocks. It was like watching a guppie in a swarm of sharks.

sinkabella said...

He was harsh, had no tact but certain things I can understand. I have little kids but to have Mason play right outside of their room? Please-did you see how big that apartment was. That MUST have been staged to make him pissed. And talk about selfish? KK should be shown in the dictionary under that word. Can't share space? KK- don't ever get married or have kids for your sake and theirs.

Diane said...

Didn't watch it. Spent a wonderful evening with my husband. We've been married 3488 days, that's 3416 days more than KK was married.

Maja With a J said...

Did not watch. But I'm sure there will be reruns into infinity.

RocketQueen said...

Er no, I don't watch anything to do with this family.

annabella said...

I only watched the clips that were online on gawker/jezebel. I kind of wanted to watch even though I never have watched, but I made myself not.

everything of course is set up. the naked yoga guy. there's never any need to do yoga naked. in the online clips kim's face looked all swollen from the botox. she looks like an overweight, aging yenta. like someone's aunt.

they tried to make kris look bad because he wanted to go home from a club earlier than she because he had to work out the next day. and at another point she was screaming at him because she said he ruined her pedicure. HORRORS!!! they also had a clip of her saying (about his clothes being all over the place) 'when I see a messy room, it just ruins my day.'

what a princess. she has no idea what real life is like.

I laughed when kim said to kris after the yoga debacle, 'its not all about you!' ha ha ha. ms. narcissist telling someone else its not about them. of course its not about him, its about HER.

I don't feel sorry for him. you lay with dogs, you catch fleas. [my apologies to dogs.]

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Nice critique annabelle.

Carrie L. said...

If I were Kris, I would have to watch. He is going to be questioned about a lot of things, he needs to see it for himself instead of everyone around him giving him their own twist on it. Granted, if I were Kris I also would have tossed my cell phone into a lake the moment Kim Kardashian got a hold of my phone number.

I'm ashamed to say I saw it Sunday. I have never seen an episode of that show, ever. But I was in a ton of pain, couldn't sleep, and it was the only thing on. Pathetic, I know. I thought the sisters came across horribly, and I can completely understand why both men bolted by the end of the episode. I don't think any of them were shown in a good light. If that's the best footage they have of Kim & Kourtney, I can't imagine what they are like when the cameras are off.

chopchop said...

The only clip I've ever seen of any Kardashian show was when Kris threw Kim into the ocean and she lost her "$75 thousand dollar!" earring. Who the fuck doesn't get screw-on safety backs for diamond earrings?? Mine have them and they're no where near $75k. Whiny fucking bitch.

KellyLynn said...

I didn't watch, but I gotta say that anyone can be made to look like a villain as easily as anyone can be made to look like a saint. It shouldn't be a surprise if they were able to paint him as a jerk by careful video selection and editing.

Sis Cesspool said...

Oh, I'm sure they edited the fuck out of that footage to make him seem like a douche, and I wouldn't be surprised one bit if they taped her crying scene post breakup. You know, to show that she has feelings..

DixieTheNoble82 said...

I only saw the preview. I am SO curious about all of this and want to watch but I don't want to on the off chance I help them stay on air.

Somehow I've rationalized reading about them and discussing them in blogs to be O.K., LoL.

But - since I did see the preview, I do think Kris had every right to get mad about the naked yoga man in his home. He probably shouldn't have called him gross but he was caught off guard and had a human response.

I know if I didn't inform my partner of a naked man (Yoga instructor or not) being at the house (regardless of where he is), he'd understandably lose his sh*t.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Oh - I also thought the preview made Kim look like a vapid c-word. I NEVER use c-word as an adjective.

Her response to Kris being upset was completely selfish.

Barton Fink said...

I am partial to tall lanky mixed basketball players with gangly limbs and goofy faces, so it goes without saying I can't say no to liking this kid. He had me at "Huh?" I haven't caught the show, though. I can't watch that big-bottomed girl/woman thing without remembering the hideous corkscrew penis of Brandi's talentless younger brother all over it. Takeaway? Don't watch "celeb sex tapes." The participants might become world-influential media phenomena, and you won't be able to escape the night-vision flashbacks or Ray J nightmares.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I saw bits and pieces on previews.

Kris being shocked at the edited footage is not really a surprise.

I am SURE he will continue watching!

I would not have a yoga class with a naked teacher and yes, my husband would also lose his s*** if he came home to that. :)

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