Saturday, November 05, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Crashes Leonardo DiCaprio Party


Remember the photo I posted yesterday of Lindsay Lohan actually dressed nicely? Well, it turns out the hair and makeup were leftovers for her getting naked for Hef. She decided to leave it on and crashed the party for J. Edgar. Somehow she managed to talk her way past security and even brought along an entourage who also got past security. While in the party though, no one would talk to her or take photos with her. The NY Post reports that Lindsay kept trying to get a photo with Leo but she could not get close. I think Leo already had his fun with Lindsay and probably does not need a repeat performance. It is always wonderful to see Lindsay getting shunned. Hey, well maybe she could be one of Hef's next girlfriends. I wonder if she would make the 10pm curfew each night.

42 comments:

The Black Cat said...

Well, if they noticed she had crabs earlier on in the day no wonder people didn't want to get too close.....

Jenny said...

That was obviously leftover makeup from the Playboy shoot. She doesn't even look like herself. Soon all security personnel will be getting photos and memos about Lindsay with instructions to not allow in, no matter the excuse. If she crashed the party, then she should expect to be shunned. Her situation is no one's fault but her own.

Syko said...

What a sleazebag tramp she is.

The red lipstick on the fishmouth looks bad, and something is weird about her eyebrows.

Moonmaid said...

She is a sad case. I can't even make fun of her, and she has been this sad for years.

Carrie L. said...

When I saw this photo earlier today, I thought "looks like she just kept the make-up from her Playboy shoot." I was unfortunately right...thanks, Enty!

EmEyeKay said...

@Carrie L., I did the same thing. Figured it must've been a pro, she hasn't looked that clean or kempt in awhile. (Is kempt a word? Spellcheck says no. Can't think of a better one than my made-up word, kempt.)

"It is always wonderful to see Lindsay getting shunned." Um... that just makes me feel bad.

Mina said...

As much as this girl annoys me and I wish that she finally has to face actual consequences for her felonies, I find it appaling to read how she's being dehumanized all the time to the point that it seems completely justified for sleazebags like Leonardo to treat her like a piece of meat.
I think Leo already had his fun with Lindsay and probably does not need a repeat performance.
That's so disgustingly cynical it almost makes me vomit.
Why aren't misogynists like him or Sean Penn treated with the same disapproval like Lindsey? Is it because they're men or because they still have a career?

JW said...

The makeup almost has a Marilyn Monroe vibe. I wonder if the pics are going to be reminiscent?

MISCH said...

Lindsay is on every do not invite list, and security should be told if she gets in they don' get paid.
I thought she looked awful in the make-up and that ensemble.
She just looks old...and used up.

selenakyle said...

...and saggy-breasted.

GladysKravitz said...

Mina, I think you're absolutely dead-on correct. I think this woman is a sad, sad, sad example of Hollywood Childhood (Kim Richards is another one), and we shouldn't be celebrating her shunning, but just hoping she finds a miracle. I understand being embarrassed by your ex, but I also understand that compassion goes a long, long way.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Who gives a fucky fuck?

Lelaina Pierce said...

When did they hook up? I remember reading about her trying to sit with him at a club once & him doing the same thing.

I'd feel more sorry for her if she hadn't crashed the party. And I'd feel more compassion for her if she ever admitted anything that's ever happened to her was a direct result of HER actions.

ardleigh said...

I think LiHo stole those lips from some kids candy basket. They are wax candy fake lips. Right???

Leo is a better person then I am, because I'd have had security escort her out as loudly and shame inducingly as possible.

LetLoveRule said...

Her arrogance makes it hard to pity her (I do pity the child she once was, however.)

I mean, typical Lindsey: she not only CRASHES the party, she brings a fucking entourage, too??? Who does that?

Lelaina Pierce said...

@ardleigh - YES! Wax lips! That was what I said on another LiLo post.

lutefisk said...

I can't imagine how she doesn't feel humiliated at what her life has become. Her best bet would be to disappear for a few years and come back when she is clean and sober. She obviously thinks she is still on top.

sussique said...

Lindsay should be on
Entourage; Celebrity Rehab

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I don't feel bad for her being shunned....she needs to be shunned out of Hollywood, it's the only thing that MIGHT save her.

Me said...

i would avoid her because she taints all she associates w/.

anyone see that movie about joan crawford (no more wire hangers!). lindsay looks like her in this pix. i wouldn't have known who she was if it wasn't stated.

can't think of what could save her at this point. just a matter of time i suppose.

timebob said...

At least Leo's camp didn't turn her away from the party unlike other celebs/designers who have.

You know she didn't talk her way past security she got the green light to go in by Leo's people. An act of kindness I hope by him.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Lindsay LIVES for a party though...if the Hollywood crowd turns her away, she'll just end up in the lounge of the Holiday Inn.

shiny_special_one said...

I agree with what Mina said but I find it very, VERY hard to apply it to Lindsay because Lindsay has contributed too much to her own self-destruction. She's a self-entitled, delusional twat who, by all appearances, absolutely refuses to take responsibility for anything. At her age, I can't overlook that. I know she's had a f'ed up upbringing, but...so have a lot of people. At the end of the day, you are responsible for yourself. If she'd stop scamming for 5 f'ing seconds, maybe she'd notice that she's being "dehumanized." Of course, there's a long way from noticing that to taking responsibility for her own part in that. I don't think the girl has the depth or the brains to muster that kind of insight.
Leo was pretty generous to not have her and her entire flea-bitten "entourage" thrown out. I would have. I am so grossed-out at her shamelessness.

Mooshki said...

Well, we all know Lindsay is never going to jail, so what else is there left to do to make her face some consequences but to shun her socially? Maybe losing her celebrity treatment will be her "rock bottom." Nothing else has given her a clue.

msgirl said...

I also agree with Mina and also Moonmaid - suddenly I'm getting inside her head and all the internal noise and shouting and sobbing is giving me a headache and makes me want to weep. She can't find her honest but compassionate voice to help her get her shit together because nobody has ever given one.

BUT it's past time for her to take responsibility and fight her demons, I hope her therapist is good because I'm getting a doomed feeling.

Gah. I'm feeling compassion for Lindsay? BLOHAN? What's wrong with me!!!

msgirl said...

I also agree with Mina and also Moonmaid - suddenly I'm getting inside her head and all the internal noise and shouting and sobbing is giving me a headache and makes me want to weep. She can't find her honest but compassionate voice to help her get her shit together because nobody has ever given one.

BUT it's past time for her to take responsibility and fight her demons, I hope her therapist is good because I'm getting a doomed feeling.

Gah. I'm feeling compassion for Lindsay? BLOHAN? What's wrong with me!!!

Robert said...

@EmEyeKay: I've often wondered the same thing about the word "disgruntled;" if you are happy, are you then "gruntled?"
I know how you feel about her being blown off by everyone; you'd think something like that would give her cause to question her actions. She's the living proof of the axiom, "We're not punished for what we do, we're punished by what we do."

Ms Cool said...

ITA w/ shiny_special_one and Mookshi - She has had every opportunity to make her life better and the finances to do so. She is way too old to continue blaming her parents or everyone else that she points the finger at.

I cannot fathom how anyone is feeling sorry for her. Use that space inside your heart to feel for any number of humans or animals in this world who have real problems.

JasonBlueEyes said...

She also tried to get near Clint Eastwood but security kept blocking her. I wonder if when Clint saw her he said, "My old dear friend Sergio Leone looks better than she does and he's been dead since 1989."

Mina said...

I don't mind her getting shunned by the Hollywood crowd. That's not what I found so disgusting. I agree that this might be the only way to make her realize that she needs to change her life. But this would also mean that we should take our own advice and completely ignore what she does and stop reporting/commenting on her shenanigans which only gives her a feeling of importance.

However, I was pissed off by Enty's tone and the cynical comment that gave me the feeling that even if a woman is annoying, obnoxious etc. it's okay for men to treat her like shit. As if she's some handkerchief you snot in and then throw away.

Lindsey said...

I just don't understand why she continues to go out. Lindsay. For God's sake- stay in and relax!! There is something not sad about continuing to do this to herself. She is the reason she keeps getting bad mouthed and criticized when she goes out. It's because she continues to do so any chance she can. This showing only gets her bad publicity and I do not feel sorry for her on any level.

Lindsey said...

I do, although, agree that just because men in the business get her in bed does not mean that they are not equally as vile. They should also be thought of as disgusting and have the same treatment. Just because Leo laid her, should we not think the same of Blake lively?

Jenny said...

Blake Lively is not the same as Lindsay. Blake has a steady job. Blake does not fall out of clubs in the wee hours of the morning whenever possible. Blake does not start fights in clubs. Blake does not have a reputation for sticky fingers. Blake does not pull a diva attitude at the sight of traffic cones. Blake is not in court year after year. Blake does not have a portfolio of mug shots. Oh, and I think Blake and Leo were actually dating as in a more serious relationship than getting laid.

Ms Cool said...

Nobody can be a doormat unless they lie down.

Don't want to be crumpled up and thrown away? Quit acting like a disposable human.

Want to be treated with respect? Show up at the women's center and do your community service. When you show up, don't complain how it is isn't fulfilling.

Don't want to be treated like a whore? Quick getting your picture taken without underwear on. Perhaps opt out of that Playboy shoot.

Tired of the paparazzi tracking your every move? Don't call them. Quit tweeting about your life.

Want to be treated as classy? How about not having the words "F^ck You" written on your fingernails at your court date for stealing a car while coked up and endangering the lives of others.

Want to be treated seriously? Don't shoplift when you have a whole pile of dough and a bunch of people willing to give you second chances.

Want to hobnob with serious actors? Buckle down, do your time, get clean, and work your way up the ladder again. You still have more opportunity than a whole bunch of wannabe starlets will ever have.

Don't want to be treated with contempt? Have some compassion for those truly in need. Quit acting like an entitled, coked up, meth-addicted, self-centered, smug bitch.

The Bitch Next Door said...

LILO knows no shame & has no pride. I'd be too proud to have to crash a function where I'm not wanted. How sad to suffer being shunned all the while trying to pretend you belong. Gee I sound as if I care for her.....NOT!

Mina said...

Don't want to be treated like a whore? Quick getting your picture taken without underwear on. Perhaps opt out of that Playboy shoot.

Does that make someone a whore for you? Wow. You're not by any chance a relative of the cop who said that if women don't want to be raped they should not dress like sluts?

Look, I get it that the hatred many women have for other women who behave in a certain way and then are very quick to call them whores, sluts, cunts, twats and bitches is merely a self-defense mechanism to distance themselves from those kinds of women so that men hopefully won't lump you together with them. Minorities or people of a certain group which are being discriminated against are always afraid that the action of one badly reflects on all of them. That's why they try to ostracize those persons by naming and shaming them and thus clarify that those are not their peers.
Women: You are not one of us. You are not a woman like us, you're a cunt.

The thing is, it doesn't work that way. Men still won't automatically see us as their equals. They most likely won't distinguish between the cunts and the women. On the contrary, they see how we are treating other women and only feel justified in their overall judgement towards women, namely that they're inferior to them. Men: If women themselves don't have any respect for each other and call each other cunts and whores, then who are we to disagree with them? Why should we start treating them differently and with respect if they don't have respect for themselves? They are the ones who must know that they're cunts, after all.

Unknown said...

This photo was taken the night that she was in court. I doubt she was doing Playboy shoot that day.

Debutante said...

Perez Hilton was on Howard Stern's show two weeks ago and said he met up with Lindsay to try and talk to her about her life and going to rehab etc. And he said that she takes no responsibility whatsoever for her behavior. It's always someone else's fault or because this one or that one hates her, etc. Always an excuse. So that does make it hard to pity her. She seems very out of touch with what the reality of her situation really is. If she wasn't, she would be embarrassed to behave the way she does.

Electric Warrior said...

@EmKayeEm--I think it's just "kept"? Maybe there's some tense change between unkempt and kept? Or some weird etymological thing. Or no relation at all, like with gruntled/disgruntled. Sorry to ramble!

And Ive been sick of the men in Hollywood getting a pass on this type of behaviour for years. Look at Charlie Sheen's career? She needs to go do that 270 days in jail. I know from experience, that will be the only way she stays clean for an extended period of time and maybe learn how to be a human being since no one taught her in the first place.

Mooshki said...

I don't think it makes her a "whore," but going out in a skirt without underwear on is gross!!! Can you imagine? EW!!!

__-__=__ said...

She is the product of bad breeding. It's not surprising she has no conscience. It's obvious Michael is disturbed, and that's putting it mildly. She may not be able to do any better. Ever.

RocketQueen said...

Sorry, I subscribe to Lainey's viewpoint of Lindsay. She might be sad smut at this point, but at the end of the day, she's still an asshole, and would be a thieving, lying asshole even if she were clean.