It always amazes me what people will do when they are drunk. If there is one thing I have repeatedly hammered into my head it is do not go to the zoo drunk. Obviously this guy does not live by that rule and decided he would visit this Brazilian zoo drunk and to go ahead and visit the spider monkeys while he was there. Sure, they look cute, but they will bit as he found out. He should just be grateful he came across the spider monkeys before he saw the tiger exhibit.