Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Want To Date Mr. Restraining Order? Weston Cage Back On The Market


I did not even know Weston Cage was out of treatment, but apparently he is out of treatment, and ready to date again. His divorce was finalized last week and now he is ready to dip his toe in the dating waters. Well, he certainly has his choice of wing men. He could take his dad, they could get drunk together and berate strangers before finding women to abuse. Oh, maybe he could hook up with Michael Lohan after Michael gets out of jail. Michael is into that whole celebrity boxing thing so Weston could give him lessons on fighting guys and then Michael can take him out and teach Weston the finer points of retraining orders and the do's and don'ts. The thing that is sad about all of this is that despite all the public meltdowns Weston has had and that he has been arrested a few times and that he may or may not be the father of a baby. No one is really sure if Nikki, his ex is still pregnant. Despite all of this, he will have no problems having women lining up to date him. Why? Money? Fame? Is it worth being abused?

18 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

UGH, any man referring to themselves in the third person as "daddy" has GOT to go.......

New Life and Attitude said...

He is just say disgusting. WHY would any self-respecting woman go near him? Oh yah - we have a lot of women who don't respect themselves and will do whatever it takes to be near someone who is even slightly famous.

Cheryl said...

What a tool! He is advertising himself as a douche and no doubt, there will be takers.

MM said...

Of course he'd be friends with someone named Azmodeus Darkhan.

Lux Luthor said...

This guy is one of the biggest douchebags on the planet. Spoiled, narcissistic, deluded, and laughably immature.

Tempestuous Grape said...

He's young, he's a famous dudes kid, and he's not bad looking. Absolutely not my type, but I can just imagine how many young girls would find him good looking; trench coat mafia types. Clearly he's nuts but that never stops girls from wanting in on that shit. I could name many dudes who should be exiled but they're celebrated. There's really no point in even discussing this shit anymore.

timebob said...

i'd like to know what happend to the baby Nikki was pregnant with. Did she fake it, lose it or flush it?

This is why 19y/o children should not get married. Take it as a hint Frances Bean Cobain. Don't marry your first boyfriend no matter how much he looks like your dad.

jaariel said...

@Timebob: Flush it?!? Really??? That baby is a person and doesn't deserve this kind of cavalier comment, regardless of who his/her parents are.

Sylvia said...

Does he even work? Doubt he has any money..

timebob said...

@apologies jaariel didn't mean to offend anyone.

RocketQueen said...

Did I miss something about this dude abusing his wife? I remember all sorts of crazy stuff, but nothing about him abusing her?

mooshki said...

RQ, he was arrested for domestic violence twice in one month. Although, to be fair, one of the times his wife attacked him with a broken bottle and was arrested as well. Violent couple.

jaariel said...

Timebob: no hard feelings :-)

sprinkles said...

I used to work at a salon where Weston's grandmother would get her hair done. I never cut her hair but talked to her several times when she came in.

His mom, Christina Fulton, moved to Hollywood and told any/everyone who would listen that her family had all died.

She hooked up with Nic Cage and had Weston. One day, the grandmother brought in pix showing Nic giving baby Weston a bath. She said that Nic was very sweet.

Christina and Nic broke up. Her parents went to visit her after that and basically, Christina let Weston do whatever he wanted. The g-ma said that Weston was a total nightmare and huge embarrassment in public because he threw fits if you tried to make him do anything he didn't want to do. Christina just looked the other way.

I got the impression that Nic was a hands on dad when he & Christina were together but that he didn't have much to do with the kid once they broke up.

I'm not surprised Weston turned out the way he did.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@sprinkles - A-ha...well, there you go. Answers a lot of questions for me.

Ugh, I HATE when men refer to themselves as Daddy also.

He was engaged for two weeks and marriaged for seven months. He acts like he was chained down for a decade.

Henriette said...

But what happened to his "soul partner"?

mooshki said...

Thanks for the inside scoop, sprinkles!

Bit dams said...

seems like we just saw the pix of yhe wedding on that boat, like a couple of months ago. why do celebs bother w/ weddings? (fr that matter, why does anyone, lol)

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