You know that you have some issues when you are going two for two in the chances of being in jail Christmas morning two years running. Amber Portwood was arrested after missing her probation hearing. This is the same probation hearing that would have showed she is quite possibly worse than Lindsay Lohan at completing probation. When police showed up at Amber's house to arrest her, they went through her purse and she had some pills for which she was unable to find a prescription. Ruh oh. Last Christmas she pulled off a Charlie Sheen Christmas twofer when she was arrested for domestic battery and neglect.