Saturday, December 10, 2011

Hulk Hogan Sues Linda Hogan


When I saw that Hulk Hogan was suing his ex-wife Linda Hogan I thought it might be because they were fighting over the family stripper pole. Linda of course wants her boyfriend (is he still a teenager) to use it for her and Hulk wants either Brooke or his new wife wearing a Brooke mask to use it. The pole is probably very classy. Kind of like all of Cousin Eddie's wardrobe in the Vacation movies.


Anyway, it turns out that Hulk is upset about all the abuse claims and homosexual claims that Linda put in her recent book. I'm not so sure this is a good idea. In this fast news cycle thing, the story that he may have have homosexual encounters has already been done and is over. Now he is just bringing it all back up again and the first thing Linda's lawyers are going to do is make Hulk sit down and answer a bunch if questions about his sex life, under oath. Does he really want to go through that. I would LOVE for her attorneys to bring out the rubbing oil on the inside of Brooke's thighs photo and ask him about that.

6 comments:

strawberrygirl said...

They're all white trash.

MISCH said...

Big mistake, no one will read toe book, but everyone will know about the lawsuit.

MISCH said...

the book..

captivagrl said...

Shitter was full!

anita_mark said...

He's probably just trying to get some of his money back.

Mooshki said...

Hulk's wife doesn't need a Brooke mask - she looks enough like her to make it unnecessary.