Friday, December 16, 2011

Jennifer Aniston Having Twins Is The Joke Of The Day


Star Magazine is slowly morphing into US Weekly/OK Magazine. Apparently they have realized that Jennifer Aniston pregnancy stories sell issues. They have also discovered that Jennifer will not sue them no matter how many times tabloids claim she is pregnant. The latest issue says Jennifer is pregnant with twins. You know, because her unborn fetus is already selling stories to tabloids and is tired of the other fetus hogging all the space. Jennifer took the unusual step of denying the pregnancy story. Usually they get no comment at all. I did notice her statement said she was not pregnant with twins. Of course if she is using a surrogate like people say Beyonce is using then she can honestly say she was not pregnant.

18 comments:

Rita said...

Can't believe how tabloids get away with blunt lies. And they sell, so much! No wonder we buy the crap our politicians sell us.

I'd rather wonder about more superficial shit, like: if Jen and Justin are going to present at the Oscars, how will Justin react to meet Angelina, who has more in common with him than Jen. I want to see that happen!

MISCH said...

I think if she went ahead with a pregnancy she would use a surrogate but she really doesn't have to say anything until the babies are actually here.
But its her private business anyway.

Henriette said...

I don't get the motherly vibe from Aniston. She even hangs out with out right children haters, Chelsea Handler, so I seriously doubt children in her future.

Patty said...

The day she announces she is pregnant is the day I wake up 50 pounds less with a suddenly firm and toned body. There is no way this trick is getting herself pregnant, now or ever due to the changes it would do to her "fab" body. Actually, I can't even see her adopting. She comes off as too self-centered to me.

Feisty said...

I think if she did have a kid (via surrogate) it would be entirely as a PR thing, and she would treat it like an accessory. Even more than usual for Hollywood.

She just doesn't seem like she's ever really been interested in motherhood and enjoys life by the pool with a margarita too much to give it up.

Layna Day said...

I agree, I haven't seen anything that suggests that Aniston is pining for a child. Maybe she is and she's hiding it well. But I don't see her giving birth. If she ever wants a baby, she'll go the surrogate route, which is 100% her right and personal business.

Rita said...

As long as she doesn't go the pillow route. This is becoming ridiculous!

Fawn Neun said...

Some people just don't want children. Not just because of vanity. Isn't it better that they DON'T have kids, and we not be snide at them for it?

Amy said...

She doesn't sue because these stories keep on her on covers. In fact I'm half convinced she pays some media outlets that are hurting for money for their non-news "news" stories about her.

Rita said...

^Makes sense, I haven't thought of it that way.

figgy said...

Speaking of Beyonce, I just cannot get enough of that whole situation. I cannot imagine anyone faking a pregnancy, just soooo bizarre! And therefore so fascinating...

Sylvia said...

She is another BeYonce....

Rita said...

@figgy - agree. I believed that one more of Nicole Kidman, but I still can't see why Beyonce would fake it. Time would tell I guess.

30whatsnext said...

Kelly Preston, Nicole Kidman is another pillow pregnancy

Selock said...

These situations leave me with so many questions. I guess we should assume these women have a medical reason for not carrying their children...but I wonder.

If not, do they consider the reason for not enduring pregnancy to be a professional choice?

If they really want to parent, why not adopt?

Why make a new baby and pretend to carry?

If they are medically able but simply unwilling to make the sacrifice of enduring a pregnancy are they really equipped to be parents?

So confused and curious.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Yeah, this cover made me seriously shake my head.

@Henriette - Chelsea Handler does not hate children. She lovingly talks about her niece all the time. She just doesn't want to be a mother herself. There is nothing wrong with that. That being said, I agree that Aniston doesn't seem very maternal.

Henriette said...

@Lelaina Pierce
I don't know what show your watching, but many times Chelsea Handler has talked how horrible kids are, especially to the one writer on her staff who has two. Sure, she sometimes will add, great but not for her. Her dislike of children is quite obvious.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Henriette - I've watched her show from the beginning. Sorry, not getting anything from her other than a jokey vibe about kids and how she doesn't want them b/c she'd be a terrible mother. I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on that subject!