You want to know what today is? Today is a day where no one is really at work, or if you are, then you are hopefully sipping out of that flask you brought into work or surreptitiously pouring some in your coffee. Plus, every celebrity suddenly disappears so there is nothing exciting to write about. This is how a person ends up relating a Jonah Hill story from The Daily Show. Jonah said when he was filming 21 Jump Street in New Orleans, Brad Pitt offered to let him stay at Brad' s house there. Even though it was four months, Brad said it was fine. Of course he is going to say it is fine. Brad is not there anyway, so someone might as well use it. Jonah would get picked up every morning in a big black SUV and dropped off in the afternoon. That afternoon drop off usually coincided with a tour bus that would be showing people Brangelina's house. Here comes a big black SUV.
"Every day I'd get picked up in a black SUV and dropped off. But people in New Orleans know it's Brad Pitt's house. It's literally on the tour. So, I would go home every day from work and there'd be a tour outside and they'd be freaking out, and then I'd get out of the car, and you could hear a collective audible sigh of annoyance when it wasn't Brad Pitt!"
And then someone would shout, "It's Alan Gregory." I love that show. I don't get the sick fascination with his principal, but other than that I think it is funny.