Thursday, December 01, 2011

Kris Humphries Says His Marriage Was A Fraud


Kris Humphries hinted on Tuesday and Wednesday that he was going to go the annulment route rather than get divorced from Kim Kardashian. He did indeed go that way and is seeking to pretend his 72 marriage to Kim Kardashian will go away. Going to need a lot of showers and therapy to make that go away. You know, I don't want you to think that I am Team Kris Humphries in this. I think the guy is a tool too. As far as I am concerned I don't want to see either of them. Anyway, Kris claims his marriage was a fraud. This was the same kind of thing that Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesny went through, although Renee had a different reason for calling the marriage a fraud. She learned the hard way what you should find out prior to the marriage.


Oh, and speaking of marriages doomed to fail, Kourtney Kardashian is about to get married to Scott.

37 comments:

BigMama said...

I have read so many theories about Rene' Zelleweger's marriage. This feels like an almost confirmation on the biggest belief, that he isn't straight.

Nosey said...

I agree, such a bummer!!! I love Kenny

RenoBlondee said...

@BigMama you beat me to it.
I wonder what made him marry her in the first place though? It's all so odd. Maybe he thought he could change?

Feisty said...

What did Renee find out? Dying to know. That whole situation was so weird. If he's not straight, how did she not know? I know they were together just a short time, but still.

I think that "fraud" is the correct option here.

Rita said...

Feisty, agree.

I hope Kris finds a way to prove what most people do know, that the marriage was a sham. That even though Kim knew she didn't love him, and didn't want to marry him, she still did it for the publicity and money, with the clear intent to divorce.

For once, I also liked Dr. Drew yesterday, when he had publicly accused Kim of conjugal violence.

Based on what, you might ask? Based on her TV show with her sister about making it to New York!

Apparently, during the show, in order to vilify Kris' actions to the max, Kim would try to punch the daylights out of him whenever she disagreed with him, or when the poor big lug stepped accidently on her toe. "He ruined her manicure" apparently. And she would belittle him, and be verbally abusive anytime he said something.

I'm with Kris. More should come forward and talk of sham wedding and abuse. And ironically, their own show would be their downfall. It has already proven that Kim is an abusive shrew.

Comma Chaser said...

Based on previous comment trails related to this topic, I'd think that a paper trail on the origin of their engagement ring w/b more than enough to cast doubt as to whether this marriage was ever anything but a pr cash cow.

KLM said...

So wait, is Chesny gay??? Was that the basis for "fraud" in that annulment???

crila16 said...

Wow...Enty is now doing a joke of the day blog. Kris and Kim are the biggest jokes.

KLM...I may be wrong, but I think Kenny supposedly hit or was rough with Renee. I don't believe he's gay. He fell in love with Renee before he even met her when he saw the movie Jerry McGuire. He wrote the song "Had me at Hello" because he was so taken by her. Years later, met her and married her.

Rita said...

@crila, woa! I didn't know that. If that is so, then René has really a bad nose for abusive men. Didn't Enty say that Bradley Cooper was abusive to his first wife too?

Seachica said...

Can we, the public, sue for the fraud perpetuated on us?

Seachica said...

Fwiw, I always figured Cheney was straight but impotent. I always wonder how often that happens when people don't test drive the merchandise before marriage.

Rita said...

Seachica - Not when Reality TV is clearly defined, by contract, as a story told by producers the way they see fit to grab the audience's attention. Nothing is "Real" anymore on TV.

Except for Next Iron Chef and the Amazing Race. My favorites ever! And I still believe that the camera does not intrude or manipulate the results on both these shows.

__-__=__ said...

This seems to apply to both Renee and Kris. I read it a few days ago somewhere:
He wasn`t really choosing me, he was creating a life of normalcy that was a facade, if you will, and creating that life so that this other life could be led.

MacVixen said...

bleh. so Kris was just a poor rube suckered by that she-devil Kim? Somehow I'm thinking not. He knew the score and married her anyway.

crila16 said...

Yeah...I've heard that many different times. When Renee was asked why they divorced, she just said it was irreconcilable differences and has always kept quiet. Then the rumor mill eventually came out that it was really because he was becoming physically abusive towards her and has a temper.

surfer said...

Barbara Walters announced on The View this morning that the Kardashians will be part of her "Most Fascinating People" special.

And we wonder why they won't go away?

Rita said...

Heard that too Surfer.

It further proves that Baba-Wawa is truly losing it. Thinking that her little tea-cup dog is calling her mamma was only the beginning.

This pisses me off, for usually her list is consistent of those of note and courage.

Sherry said...

So whats the truth with Kenny and Renee? Was he abusive, gay or impotent. It's killing me now!

These two on the other hand, can just both go to hell and leave us all alone.

Where is our friend here who finds email addresses like the judge in Lindsey Lohans case? Maybe she can get WaWa's email so we can tell her NOT to include them or she will lose all credibility.

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ms snarky said...

@Rita - I read a quote by Jeff Probst the other day, something like what most people don't realize about Survivor - that there's a crew of about 80 around each shot, of course out of camera range

crila16 said...

@Sherry. I would say straight considering he wrote "You had me from Hello" in 1999, years before even meeting Renee. He fell in love with her watching the movie, so he wrote the song because of her. He didn't meet her in person til years later.

This article kinda gives an idea why the ended "fraud", but I heard it was physical abuse and he had a bad temper.

http://www.hollywood.com/news/Zellweger_Marrying_Kenny_Was_Biggest_Mistake_of_My_Life/3584158

Cathy said...

Rita - I thought it's been implied that Bradley's wife left him after finding him in bed with another man, shortly after getting married. Or maybe that's what Ted implies - it's been a long week of working late, so I'm not entirely sure.

One question about the issue of fraud, is does it count as fraud if both parties are aware prior to getting married? If not, it could be pretty tough for Kris to prove that he wasn't in on the whole thing with Kim (especially if he didn't actually buy the ring).

I don't think the song Chesney wrote proves that he's straight... how long did Rosie go on and on about her crush on Tom Cruise. I'm guessing he is gay, but the way Enty worded it here, the thought went through my mind that maybe he's actually a woman - a little far-fetched, but at least it made me chuckle a little.

sunshine said...

he had herpes and didnt tell her and then gave it to her?

parissucksliterally said...

Take her to fucking cleaners Kris.

Rita said...

In other Happy Kardashian news:

Australia might become the first Kim-free country and has placed Kim on a watch list, because of visa-related incidents.

Gotta love the Aussies for this.

RocketQueen said...

No shit, Kris.

Maja. With a J. said...
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Maja. With a J. said...

It's more like an admission at this poing. "Yes, the marriage was a fraud. Thanks for stopping by!"

Barton Fink said...

I should confess that I'm only posting in his defense because he's tall and lanky and gangly and hot. But, my understanding is that the divorce forms have like four or five boxes that you check if you are divorcing "with cause." One if infidelity, another is abuse, another is fraud, etc. As with Renee Z., my beloved tall dribbler (such a sexy word) may have chosen "fraud" because it was more appropriate than the other accusations. Of course, this makes me suddenly support Renee's accusations of fraud, that that feels weird. But Kris, I want him to be happy. And I want him to do more GQ photoshoots in supertight swim trunks. Kris, if you see this post, call me!

Barton Fink said...

The worst part is that I'm trying to conceal my obsession. This is the edited version!

Rita said...

There-there Barton, pat-pat, don't worry, it's going to be ok. We're all friends here, and admitting your addiction is the first step towards healing :)

Barton Fink said...

Rita, I know it's wrong. But did you see the picture of him in the red trunks with the matching red headphones? Seriously. I promise not to look at him again ...

Rita said...

Barton, Unfortunately I haven't, but caught sight of him in his tight briefs on one of them Krapashians commercials - he was getting into bed - and I thought, yummy!

He might be dumb as wood, but I bet it's GOOD wood!

I'm not helping you much with your addiction, am I?

Listen, we'll start on January 1st, how's that?

Squeezebox said...

Well, Humphries is from my general area. And according to our local gossip columnist, he paid for the ring. Kim may have picked it out for herself and wore it prior to the engagement, but it was Kris who was handed the bill for it, and he supposedly paid it (though it was at a huge discount).

Also, the Humphries family is fairly conventional and religious. Kris had his family's pastor marry him and Kim, and his pastor is very unhappy with having been used. He said if he'd known it was going to be a stunt, he wouldn't have cooperated. It was the pastor's words that Kris was echoing when he first mentioned the covenant between him and Kim. If Kris is now going for an annulment, I'll bet it is based on counsel from the pastor, as well as his lawyers.

kathrynnova said...

"As far as I am concerned I don't want to see either of them."

then why are you writing about them again?

annie said...

kim kardashian is a glorified prostitute. and her mother is her pimp. the whole clan makes me sick.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Woah. I never heard the abusive allegations about Kenny! I loathe Kenny Chesny.

I think in the case of "fraud" that no truer words have ever been more applicable for the dissolution of a marriage.