Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Wants You To Think She Is All Noble


Dina Lohan or Lindsay Lohan's publicist is reporting through TMZ that Lindsay Lohan has received all kinds of offers to host New Years Eve parties but has turned them all down because she does not think a check is worth people thinking she is a party girl. Huh? Please. The only reason Lindsay Lohan is not hosting a party somewhere New Years Eve is because the check was not large enough. If someone offered her as much as Kim Kardashian was making, Lindsay would be the first one to stick a beer pong in the champagne fountain and start shouting that everyone should meet in the lobby and streak down the Strip. If you are going to be noble, one does not broadcast it so people can comment on how noble you are. You just let the moment pass and let people realize for themselves.

18 comments:

Rita said...

Love the picture!

Lindsay being noble, more likely Lindsay's offers included her showing up on time, and not passing out drunk before midnight!

Rita said...

Also, she look like Gullum after her precious, no?

Barton Fink said...

She's drinking. She's working on her fellatio skills. And we've all been complaining that she doesn't work enough -- She needs those skills if she's gonna get more roles.

Rita said...

^I didn't go there Barton, but you did, and you were right on. I went sci fi with Gullum after "precious".

How's the Humphries crush?

Dulcinea said...

I seriously thought this was Courtney Stodden for a moment.

PM said...

She could be kate moss there.

MISCH said...

She must be dying about all the Lovelace bits that are coming out and the cast lineup....
You are so over Lindsay

libby said...

I just assumed she has a well-paying 'date' already lined up for that night. Does she really seem that picky or concerned for her image before?

anita_mark said...

It's a nice cover for the fact she's probably not being asked to host a party.

But sigh, she probably is getting offers.

Sorka8 said...

Oh she is probably getting offers alright but not the kind she'd like us to think. Hope she has a good set of kneepads.

Sherry said...

@Sorka8: Hilarious! I'm with Anita Mark, no one asked her to host a party..NO ONE.

Barton Fink said...

@Rita, I almost didn't post. I don't want people to think I'm crass, but I can't conceal it. I'm almost over Humphries, though. Finally!

Rita said...

Oh Barton, it's totally you to dare say what we're silently thinking, and that's why we love you!

As for Chris, I hope you remember that on January 1st, it'll be Humphries abstinence all the way. For you know, it's the only path to breaking addiction!

Del Riser said...

I'm sure this is the only time the word noble and Lindsay's name will be in the same sentence. No offers!

Jasmine said...

Holy Meth Face Batman!

parissucksliterally said...

This picture was from the 3rd or 4th time she claimed to be sober.

MadLyb said...

I just clicked on the "Comments" link to say, I do not give a single fuck.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Barton Fink - Almost?? ;)

I would actually pay a lot of money to see Lindsay do what is described in the 4th sentence.