Friday, December 09, 2011

National Enquirer Blind Item

What famous family is being torn apart by their differing views on homosexuality? The religious clan claims to be inclu­sive, but an openly gay member of the brood is feeling the heat from one particular relative who thinks she should go back into the closet! Who are they?

28 comments:

Ms Cool said...

Warren Beatty and Annette Bening?

Rita said...

The Osmonds?

Patty said...

second the Osmonds.

Moose said...

The Jacksons. Jehovah Witnesses are very strict about this topic.

Dishtlk said...

Totally on board with the Osmonds... I bet its Donny that isn't ok with it. Marie really seems to have a lot of compassion and understanding after losing her son.

RocketQueen said...

Osmonds.

chopchop said...

Kardashians

Kari said...

I like the Osmonds guess.

Ms Cool said...

Oh, I didn't see "religious." I like the Osmonds guess.

Rita said...

I'm going to sound a tad tacky with this, but it is quite spot on: the Kardashians do get down on their knees, but not for prayer.

Vicki Cupper said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @Rita!

Nerdista said...

The kardashians seem more "spiritual" to me as opposed to religious. Jesus wants them to be rich and all that new age crap. I say Osmonds.

cs said...

the jacksons big time
jehovah witness.

Poppymann said...

The Duggars, all four hundred of 'em.

trouble bubble said...

Marie's daughter is a lesbian

Kim said...

I'm co-signing on the Osmonds guess!

Sis said...

The Duggars.

Chrissy Buns said...

i'm thinking the Osmaonds. pretty sure the Jackson's aren't JW anymore. maybe the mom is, but i HIGHLY doubt the rest are.

white lorelei said...

Geez ... this isn't even news. Marie Osmond's daughter is a lesbian, her son who killed himself probably was gay, and there are enough people in the extended family to find someone who objects.

How do you go back in the closet?

Vicki said...

definitely the Osmonds: http://www.afterellen.com/people/2009/5/marie-osmond?page=0%2C1

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Chrissy Buns said...

i like how i spelled Osmonds...very creative! sheesh!

Basil said...

It's the Osmands, as others have said. This is the only famous family I know of that has an "open" female which is Marie's daughter. And Marie has been openly supportive of her, but we have no idea what the rest of the family thinks. The blind also refers to the family being "torn apart" which means that Marie is backing the daughter no matter what and is willing to split with the family over it should it come to that.

Prairie Prima Donna said...

Bwahahahaha @ Rita!!

Another vote for the Osmonds.

Wil said...

Damn. Can we all just fast forward in time to a more enlightened age when this is no longer a big deal and people can just be free to love who the hell they love??

With that stated .. FWIW .. Marie Osmond and her clan. Tragic they stupidly think they can shove her daughter back in the closet when her son had to escape their ignorant shit through suicide.

Robert said...

Could it be the forgotten one, Ozzy Osmond?

The Black Cat said...

Inclusive? So that means it's ok to be gay but not in our own family? What kind of b.s. inclusive is that?

weezy said...

Team Osmond. Also I've read Marie and Donny's business people are arguing about a new Vegas deal (word is she wants it, he wants to dial his work schedule back.)