National Enquirer Blind Item
WHICH Oscar winner keeps a stash of porn flicks in his trailer when he’s filming and invites his co-stars to watch them with him during shooting breaks? The legendary tough guy is almost 70 and married – but that hasn’t slowed this fella’s libido one bit!
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Michael Kaine
Woody Allen?
michael caine? robert duvall? clint eastwood?
and he's right!
^I like the Robert Duval guess! He always sounds like a horny old man whenever interviewed!
Burt Reynolds?
Clint and Robert are in their 80's. Michael is 78. Woody 76.
So someone a bit younger.
*Yes, I'm bored and Wikipedia'd. LOL
Isn't Clint Eastwood in his early 80's? I like the Robert Duval guess. I'd also like to throw out James Earl Jones and Jack Nickelson as possible guesses.
Wait, James Earl Jones hasn't won an Oscar has he?
Jack Nicholson, Burt Reynolds, Robert Redford and James Earl Jones are too old as well..
Michael Douglas is 67 though. lol.
Christopher Walken
Thanks RenoBlondee for the research.
I don't know why, but I find the thought of watching porn with Michael Douglas much more disturbing than watching it with Eastwood.
F. Murray Abraham?
If he's almost 70 that means he would have been born around 1942.
Michael Caine - 1933
Robert Duvall - 1931
Clint Eastwood - 1930
James Earl Jones - 1931
Jack Nicholson - 1937
My guess: Michael Douglas. I don't know that I'd call him a "legendary tough guy" but he was born in 1944, which makes him 67, and he's won two Oscars.
To be honest, though, I think I'd be more surprised if Michael Douglas DIDN'T have a porn stash in his trailer! Look who he's married to!
i loved the idea of Caine,Bale,Hardy and JGL watching a porn flick together :c
The blind doesn't say actor, and I think Woody Allen is a total and complete perv.
Woody Allen for the win!
@Moose -- Murray is a class guy, would never do anything like this.
damn those blue pills....
It's DeNiro. Sex addict
DeNiro was born in 1943 so that makes him almost 70 and he is married. Think Punkin got it.
DeNiro is an interesting choice. Or -- maybe the writer didn't realize Duvall is 80 y.o. (!)
I like the De Niro guess.
DeNiro was accused of hiring prostitutes in France and never went back. And "tough guy" would fit since he played Jake LaMotta.
Sly Stallone is 65, which is close to 70. (and by the way, according to Wikipedia, he was in Woody Allen's Bananas. Hilarious.)
And Ahhnold is 64.
i don't think it's de niro just because he's done so many roles---i don't think of him as a 'tough guy.'
and woody allen is DEFINITELY no tough guy. haha.
EWWWWW!!!
Off topic, but someone guessed Jack Nicholson which made me think of it... Weren't there rumours around that he had a stroke? I feel like I haven't seen him in ages or maybe it was just the NBA lockout and no court side shots.
never mind Sly - nominated for best actor (ha!) and best screenplay, didn't win, although Rocky did win Best Picture. Was he a producer on that? Would that count as Oscar-winning?
Woody Allen's a tough guy? That's a new one.
Btw, it doesn't say that the Oscar winner won for acting. Stallone has an Oscar for writing Rocky, I believe. It would make sense for him to like porn. His probably taken so many steroids, he can't get it up.
@Beth - no Oscar for writing, but if he was a producer on Rocky, then he's technically an Oscar winner.
@Mango - it says he invites his co-stars....so actor. And Woody Allen is the antithesis of legendary tough guy.
If it wasn't for the Oscar winning part, I would say Harrison Ford!
My guess right off the bat was Sly. His Rocky Oscar isn't for acting, I don't think, but it glitters just like Michael Douglas' first one, also not for acting.
My quick research doesn't show Stallone as a producer on Rocky, so I'm not sure he's won an Oscar. DeNiro fits perfectly and he's won an Oscar for sure.
Harrison Ford is almost 70.
...and not an Oscar winner.
whoever he is, he needs an iphone much easier to watch porn on your phone then lugging around those reel cans.
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