Wow, talk about moving quick. Rosie O'Donnell has never been shy about jumping into new relationships and proclaiming undying love for them, but this is super fast even by her standards. Yesterday, Rosie announced she is engaged to her girlfriend of 6 weeks, Michelle Rounds. Didn't I read somewhere before that this is Michelle's first non-heterosexual relationship? Apparently she must have fallen hard for Rosie and her love of television theme songs because Michelle said yes. I am always happy for people who fall in love and are committed to each other and hopefully they will get married and be together forever. I just don't see it though. You know what I see here? An Anne Heche/Ellen type situation.