Friday, December 23, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

You'd think that buckets of moolah, tons of adoring fans and a hot chick at your side would be enough.

Not so for Lesley Grotto, one of those swoon-worthy rock star types with the slick moves and killer abs. See, Les has all of that (including a knockout gal most dudes would kill to canoodle with) but—surprise! surprise!—he wants more, more, more.

Especially when it comes to chicks. ‘Cause let's be honest...

Lesley is a straight up dawg!

You wouldn't know it though because when he's around his "special" lady (especially when there are cameras around) Lesley is the image of a doting boyfriend—ya know, lovey dovey kisses and all the "awwww"-inducing crapola.

But when she's out of sight, she's definitely out of mind too.

Which leaves Lesley to do what he does best: sweet talking the panties off of any (and every) chick in sight.

"He's a total d-bag," one of the pretty party gals who attended one of the many booze-soaked event that Grotto frequents bitched to us. "He's all over chicks at these parties and flirts with everyone."

Continues our blabbermouth babe: "But as soon as he's with his woman he's a whole different man, all committed and monogamous."

Sounds smarmy. Well, actually, that totally sounds like half the other dudes in Tinseltown.

Here's the real Q though: If his lady found out would be really even care? We kinda think not.

AND IT AIN'T: Jason Mraz, Kanye West, Bruno Mars

31 comments:

pomme said...

every f**king rockstar!!!

(OT: OMG it's not a blind vice about a closed hollywood guy)

CridChild said...

That Maroon 5 guy. Can't remember his name and I'm too lazy to look it up. Anyway, he has that hit song right now, moves like Jagger, and the blind references his 'moves'. Also, isn't he dating a seriously beautiful woman? I think she's a model.

EmEyeKay said...

Does he move like Jagger?

Moosefan said...

Adam Levine?

MadLyb said...

Robin Thicke?

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Agree w/ above. The "slick moves" statement totally made me think it's that guy.

BTW - Moves Like Jagger is the WORST song, ever. Ever ever ever.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

*by "that guy" I mean Adam Levine.

crila16 said...

...and here I thought it was the just the average everyday guys I met and dated who were like that. Now you're telling me it's hitting hollywood too? Shocker.

Trey said...

Adam Levine is so sexy.

OMAMA is BROKO said...

Every guy!!!! I kid.

I'm going with that Maroon 5 guy.

Chrissy Buns said...

I hate to say it, but this sounds like Adam Levine.

timebob said...

Adam Levine acts like every girlfriend is the love of his live until he finds a hotter model to move on to.

ms snarky said...

Adam Levine, definitely. He's such a D.

Brandy said...

Adam Levine, unfortunately. Such a waste.

Krab said...

Maroon 5 is perhaps the worst band of all time. Yuck.

Sherry said...

Yeah really, this sounds like every guy in rock and roll.

Sherry said...

@dixie: The funniest thing is I could only hear him saying: I got to move my jacket, I got to move my jacket..LOL

Maja. With a J. said...

Adam "moobs like Jagger" Levine.

Every time I hear that song I get angry. You can NOT sing about Jagger and have autotune in the same song!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

You guys are kidding about finding Adam Levine attractive, right?

chopchop said...

Adam Levine is attractive in a nasty, naughty boy way. But Maroon 5 annoys the hell out of me.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

LoL @Sherry & @Maja.

And I agree with what @LittleMiss said.

*Shudder*

feraltart said...

Confession, I love Moves Like Jagger. Singing it in my head now.

Ms. Good Intentions said...

My 1st thought was Bieber...I just read something about him spending alot of time at the Playboy Mansion (hence the Grotto reference). The rest seems to fit too except the part about killer abs (?).

RenoBlondee said...

First thought Adam for the same reasons above. Moves Like Jagger, his model gf, and he is one fine specimen to me.

Ms. Good Intentions said...

Scratch that...after rereading I think it is an adult and not a teeny-bopper. I'm on board with the Levine guess too.

misspoppypants said...

I agree, that song sucks, but some of the lyrics are hilarious, 'so I put on a show, now I'm naked.' LOL. It's kind of a sexy wit, but the song is irritating and awkward. I dont like the whole 'mooo ooo ovesss like Jagger,' and 'aw yah yah!' not working for me and Christina, ugh. Anyway, mini music review. Doesn't he share the love with everyone regardless of gender? Love him anyway.

misspoppypants said...

Bieber at the Playboy Mansion? Excuse me, I just laughed so hard my ass actually did come off. So much for the heavy handed virgin Christian rhetoric. I wonder if any of those girls bring their children for him to hang out with at the kid's table at dinner?

misspoppypants said...

HAHA! I was wrong about the lyrics. That's not what he was saying! I have witty ears!

Cheryl said...

These posts are funny. Obviously Adam Levine. Nothing shocking about rock stars getting plenty of quality ass.

Ms. Good Intentions said...

I had the same thoughts. I'm not even sure it is legal for him to be at those parties.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/justin-bieber-playboy-mansion-12-2011

Mooshki said...

I always sing it as "moobs like Jagger" and that makes it much more entertaining.