Saturday, December 03, 2011

Why You Should Hope For A Kris Humphries Annulment


If we ever want to know the ins and outs of this 72 day fiasco of a marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, I think Kris getting an annulment is the only way to make it happen. If it is granted, then it is like there is no marriage which means there is no pre-nup which means there is no confidentiality clause which means Kris can say exactly what happened the entire time they were together without fear of getting sued. Now, he is obviously doing this to get a payoff. He can get it from a tabloid or he can get it from Kim Kardashian. The wallet that is bigger gets Kris. So, if he gets the annulment and nothing ever happens after, then you know Kim won. If he gets the annulment and you get tabloid stories daily, then you know Kim lost.


For those of you who have not been able to find the remote control and have been forced to watch an episode of Kim & Kourtney, do you remember the episode where she first talked about Kris? I seem to recall that earlier in that episode or the one before, she was still with that Australian guy and the next five minutes she is in love with Kris? Not a chance.

21 comments:

Pookie said...

best. kk. picture. EVER.

Ms Cool said...

I'm with Pookie. Please never use another picture of this trick.

Syko said...

I was on some website yesterday, not sure which, I read a lot of news, and it was under entertainment news over at the side and I cannot resist a Kardashian slam, of which there are so many these days, so I flipped over to it. "I'm not a fraud, I really loved Kris!" and I'm thinking "poor stupid girl". You don't fall in love with someone from one episode to the next of your dumbass TV show, and you don't stop loving on a dime either.

How confused she must be. For so long the public bought her whoring and now suddenly things are not quite working out for her. I can't stop laughing.

Instripid said...

I just found out you can erase the Kardashians from your browser with Dash Out. Fantastic idea!

http://fffff.at/dash-out-kardashian-blocker/

figgy said...

Wasn't there a blind about her sending out. What amounted to a casting call to the NBA? Kinda like what Tom Cruise did when he, er, "fell in love" with Katie.

EmEyeKay said...

Never get tired of that photo.

Instripid: brilliant! But if I use it, I won't get to see that photo again...

I'm def anti-Kim but not necesarily pro-Kris. Still, I hope the annulment works.

gracehatter said...

You know she just cringes whenever that photo is flashed!

lunabelle said...

They are both despicable. Everyone bashes her for "falling in love overnight" he supposedly did the same thing plus he is the one who proposed.

If this was a sham they were both in on it. They both share equal culpability for this fiasco.

I will say, as little as i know about the family (never seen a show, get news from this site only), Chloe seems happy and didn't she have a whirlwind overnight marriage and courtship?? It seems to have worked for her.

Regardless selling your life to the public through reality TV is....i don't even have a word, i just do not understand it. I hope i never do.

Rolf said...

this picture cracks me up every single time. I just hate the whole kardashian bunch.

Mooshki said...

Figgy, there was that guy who claimed to have been asked to audition for the part of her husband. I can't for the life of me figure out who planned what with this. I had assumed Man Kris was in on it, but now I'm not so sure.

Does an annulment really nullify a pre-nup? That seems odd to me.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Apparently, when Barbara WaWa announced them as her most fascinating people of 2011, people booed.

Then she made this face.

parissucksliterally said...

The crying picture yesterday is even better than this one, but I love this pic too.

Go Kris, sue this motherfucking family for tons of money! Tell it ALL! I do not think he was innocent in all this, but they are trying to make him look so evil. So fuck them, game ON!

La Pachuquita said...

I will forgo all of my material x-mas gifts if Vera Wang, who designed and probably gave all 3 of Kim's dresses for the "wedding" sues Kim for the cost of labor and the dresses. I would claim that the dresses were asked for under false pretenses, since the wedding was a sham. If not Vera Wang, I would give up my gifts if anyone sued her!

B626 said...

Most of his not immediate family skipped the wedding. plane fare to CA+hotel,are you kidding? Donating to a charity Kris supported instead of a gift WAS an option on his invite.Do ya think Kim's had the same optionfor her family and frenemies?
HA

Mango said...

That photo should be on t- shirts, with proceeds going to charity. Kim would be doubly appalled.

trollslayer said...

Do people honestly care about this?

Well, the blogger does, I guess.

Mari said...

B626, that is very interesting, about Kris having the invite tailored to donations rather than gifts. I've heard of celebs doing this, and I know two people who did this (we all got together and presented them with rainforest acres at the wedding reception, it was awesome) and that really makes me wonder what on Earth this pair could have in common, other than, they both loved Kim.

linnea said...

I cannot believe these people would be the most fascinating people of 2011. Annoying, famewhoring, desperate - yes. But fascinating?

Jocasta said...

Still bitchin about the Jolie but still covering the Kardashians?
Wow.
@Instripid: Thanks for the link to strip out the Kardashians.
I was fully prepared to just stop with the gossip websites altogether.
Paris, Nicole, Lindsey,just over and over and OVER.
Okay.
Maybe I should stop with the gossip sites altogether.

__-__=__ said...

I'm still not tired of this pic! I agree it would be great if Vera Wang sued re: the dresses. Others too, as soon as the annulment is granted.

Sallyone said...

It was exposed that E! was looking for guys to date Kim on the show.....I hope he wins the annulment