Friday, June 03, 2011

Four For Friday

#1 & #2 - This C list mostly television actress has been known more for her beauty than her acting talent. However, she recently had a chance to land one of the most coveted positions that as available. With her current network show not doing so well, our actress as offered the host job for this talent competition. Pay? $250,000 per week. It as all hers. Then her manager in order to try and get more money said our actress was not really interested in hosting at this time. The job went to someone else, and our actress has no idea her manager cost her the job she wanted most.


#1 - Actress
#2 - Show

#3 - What male head of state who is outspokenly anti-homosexual is actually gay and having an affair with his male secretary.

#4 - This almost newborn baby to this B list actress was born with a birth defect. The reason? She did coke most of the way through her pregnancy.

#4 -

Random Photos Part Two

Not sure how Ashley Olsen ended up with the top spot. I think paps are hoping to catch her with Justin Timberlake.
Audrina Patridge out for a night of clubbing.
Blake Lively talks on the phone during her Venice canal ride with Leo.
Brooke Shields is 46.
Cindy Crawford takes her daughter out to dinner.
Denise Richards, getting paid by Old Navy.
The most creative use of the number 2 in quite some time.
Jimmy Fallon runs with scissors.
January Jones headed to yoga class. Meanwhile, have
you seen Claudia Schiffer in the new Harper's?

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Two parts today.

Kelly Bensimon takes her dog for a jog. I actually think these photos were staged because she jogged for two minutes and then spent the rest of the time showing off how tight and short her shorts were.
Kate Hudson works on that pregnancy back pain.
Katy Perry visits Russell Brand on the set of his movie.
Liev Schreiber cooling off in New York.
14 kids huh?
Its the Presley clan. Priscilla and her mom and Lisa.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
The seal might have mentioned he liked Dolly's breasts.
For some reason Bo Derek went to Shania Twain's Hollywood star ceremony.

Your Turn

Evolution or Creation?

Jack The Monkey vs Spider Cats

What do you get when you cross a 4 year old girl and Jack The Monkey? A great story.



What happens when kittens are running around like crazy and climb up a wall? They realize they are out of their element and crawl down very, very slowly.

Woman Leaves Son With Dead Body So She Could Do Drugs


This is the strangest story in awhile. Jessica Ockman was arrested outside of New Orleans after police drove into a gas station and found Ockman's 20 month old son asleep in a car next to a woman who was dead. Yes, Jessica Ockman was driving around with her son and her dead best friend when the need for drugs became too much and she pulled over to do drugs. Police found Ockman passed out on the floor of the gas station bathroom. Ewwwwww. Do you know how big of a problem you have if you are willing to pass out on a gas station bathroom floor?

Ockman was charged with all kinds of crimes in regards to her son, who was taken to live with relatives. Ockman is not facing any charges related to her dead friend. I am assuming she probably died of a drug overdose.

Alex Rodriguez Dumps Cameron Diaz


Just when Cameron Diaz finally broke down and moved to Miami, Alex Rodriguez had enough of her and broke up with Cameron. Of course, why Cameron moving to Miami when Alex is in the middle of a baseball season in New York would cause the issue is beyond me. Perhaps it was the idea that he knew once the season ended he would be faced with the inevitable pop in. It is tough for a guy who is used to a different stripper in every city of the baseball season to be confined to one place knowing there could be a pop in. You always have to be thinking about whether the stripper left anything behind, or if the remnants from whatever happened the night before have been tossed. Cameron has really been trying with Alex, so it is understandable why she would be upset. Everyone always talks about Jennifer Aniston and her luck with guys, but I think Cameron has had it way worse.

Kelsey Grammer Wants To Split Up The Children


You know how when you were growing up you always wondered if your parent had a favorite child? If you were the one they liked most, or were just an after thought? Well, in Kelsey Grammer's world, he has a favorite and has no problems saying it. Yesterday, Camille Grammer took time away from flirting with her tennis teacher and filed a competing custody petition to try and get sole custody of the children she had with Kelsey. The reason? She says it is because Kelsey has proposed splitting up the children. Camille would take 9 year old Mason while Kelsey would take 6 year old Jude. Kelsey now lives in Chicago so this plan would necessitate splitting up the kids. Huh? Terrible idea. You should automatically lose just for suggesting it. Kelsey lives in Chicago, so he is proposing the siblings rarely see each other which is insanity. He also is saying to Mason that no offense, but he would rather live with Jude. Kelsey wins a-hole of the week for the suggestion.

Bono Hitchhikes - Gives Free Passes


Earlier this week Bono was in West Vancouver when he decided to take a little walk with his assistant. The next thing you know it started to rain and Bono decided to thumb a ride back to where he was staying. Before you say that hitchhiking is dangerous, you need to know that the last crime that was committed in West Vancouver was probably the police throwing some guy out of town for making less than $1M a year.

As Bono put out his thumb, Gilbert Brule of the Edmonton Oilers happened to drive by with his girlfriend and dog and picked the pair up. The girlfriend did not want to stop, but Gilbert said it was Bono so they stopped. In return for their hospitality, Bono gave them free passes for the next night's show in Edmonton. He also mentioned them during the concert. So, it was nice of Bono to give them the passes, but the couple did have to take and pay for a two hour flight to go see the concert, so not exactly free.

Detective Testifies In Casey Anthony Trial


Can you imagine telling police officers you work in a place you don't, and then take them on a tour of your fictional work place before finally breaking down and admitting you are lying? Why the hell would Casey Anthony tell the police she worked at Universal Studios Florida, home to the Harry Potter experience. Just trying to lighten things up, and I do want to go. Anyway, the detective who took the stand on Thursday said Casey's lies were really convincing. It sounds like they were, but I don't understand why she would say what she said in the first place. I understand about the lying in regards to the nanny and Caylee being kidnapped because she had to come up with some kind of story, but what is the point of not telling the truth about where you work? Wouldn't you give it up before you even got to the fake workplace? Did she not want police to know she was a shot girl at a bar?

Sean Penn And Scarlett Johansson Split


Apparently one month of seeing only one woman was way too long for Sean Penn has he and Scarlett Johansson have split. So, basically the relationship consisted of a couple of quick trips, frequent sex and even more frequent chain smoking. There were rumors of them moving in together, Scarlett trying to get pregnant and how Scarlett was suddenly in love with the idea of traveling to Haiti and getting involved in the process there.

That last little tidbit was probably what caused this whole thing to end. Sure, the Russian hookers Sean kept calling his poker buddies probably hurt too, but Scarlett thought Sean was actually kidding about going to Haiti and doing work. She thought it was fake and for publicity, like her smile. The only thing Scarlett cares about is Scarlett.

Bobby Brown - Almost Too Drunk To Fly


How do you make your current wife and your youngest son really proud of you? You drink so much before you get on a plane that security has to think twice about letting you past the checkpoint and airline personnel have to really think long and hard about whether you are ok to board a plane from Aruba to Miami. Yes, I did just start singing that Beach Boys song. It has been a long time since I heard that. That song is so old that Uncle Jesse played drums on it during an episode of Full House. Oh, and he also played drums for the group during the summers away from shooting the show too.

Anyway, Bobby Brown got hammered and then decided to fly. Guess he wanted to make sure he could keep up with Whitney in case they ever get back together.

The Blake Lively Photo Scandal Moves Up A Notch


This is actually getting interesting. What do you do if you are the person who has released a bunch of naked photos of someone who is allegedly Blake Lively and been shot down by her reps and her lawyers as distributing something fake? Why you release even more photos with a note in really bad English addressed to said reps and lawyers and promising more. Or, as the person likes to say, "moar." I spent most of the day yesterday examining each one of the first and second set of photos, but kept getting distracted so I will leave it to the experts.

The second set of pictures seems to provide a clue as to when they were taken. The woman who may or may not be Blake has some star tattoos on her chest which are very similar to the ones Blake had on the same part of her body during the movie The Town.

My question is this. That movie was filmed in 2008. It is no 2011. Why the wait? Is this person just upset that Blake is with Leo and not our distributor? Did this person luck out and find the pictures on their refurbished iPhone? Did they not want to sell the photos?

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This glowing TV star allegedly made a mistake most moms have never had to worry about. Her kids brown bag it at school most of the time and now they’re getting old enough to pack their own lunches. One of her children accidentally packed a bag of pot that was in a ziploc baggie in the fridge and took it to school. No one noticed and the child brought it home telling mother that “The green stuff is gross.” Luckily, not much of it was missing but it’s caused the mom to clean up her act.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

Clarice Taylor - RIP
Brooke Mueller holding one of her kids. Hopefully she can stay clean.
Courteney and David last night at a party.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
The Biebs takes Selena to Canada and tells her he has a glowing heart and she can see him rise. Canucks 1- Boston 0.
Linda Gray and Larry Hagman auction off Larry's stuff.
Mischa Barton, well, does not look too bad here.
Knowing this movie will be a disaster, The Weinstein Company is now promoting the Miley Cyrus movie as an opportunity to see her in her underwear as much as possible.
Shoulder riding day. Matthew M participated as did
Liev Schreiber.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Two parts today.

Orlando Bloom gives some loving to his baby. Great photo.
See all those brown lines? They are baby penguins being protected against the cold by older penguins.
That is a lot of penguins.
That is a mighty big whip Prince William is holding. I wonder if he is over compensating.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Salma Hayek looking glamorous in Venice.
Italian Vogue decided to take a stand and put three plus size models on their cover. Bravo.
Meanwhile, Vanessa Paradis was in French Vogue.

Jennifer Lopez Spanking Tape Not Getting Much Interest


I would estimate that Jennifer Lopez probably spent $250,000 attempting to keep her honeymoon video from being sold by her ex-husband. She finally lost the battle last week and Ojani Noa probably thought he was going to make a fortune selling the tape for big bucks. Well, as it turns out, no one is really interested in watching Jennifer get spanked on her naked butt. That is it for the nudity. You can see more than that in any of her videos practically so why would any porn company pay big bucks for it. According to TMZ, the highest offer so far is $40,000 which is probably more than it is worth.

Heidi Fleiss Opens Dog Hotel


In case you think your dog might need some paid for loving, I have just the place for you. After two years of trying and failing, Heidi Fleiss has opened a dog hotel and grooming salon. Services include nail clipping and massage followed by a happy ending. You can also schedule your dog for a night of one on one loving with one of the many dogs that live on the property. They range from French Poodles to Chinese Sharpeis and a Maltipoo for those of you who have dogs who like more of an exotic look. Great Danes provide security as bouncers should your pet get out of hand or attempt to leave without paying.

Billy Bob Thornton's Daughter Convicted Of Manslaughter


You would think that since the trial of Billy Bob Thornton's daughter was going on in the same courthouse as the Casey Anthony trial that someone would have already discussed this, but the first report I saw of the guilty verdict handed down against Billy Bob Thornton's daughter, Amanda Brumfield was this morning.

Amanda had been charged with first degree murder, aggravated manslaughter, and another child endangerment charge, but was only found guilty of the aggravated manslaughter charge after a baby she was taking care of in 2008 died. Amanda says the baby fell out of a playpen, but prosecutors said the skull fracture and internal bleeding found inside the baby does not match up with Amanda's story.

Amanda will be sentenced in July.