Monday is the big reveal day. It will start at 915am Pacific Time and continue every fifteen minutes until they are finished. I hope everyone has a safe weekend and is here on Monday.
Friday, July 01, 2011
Happy Canada Day to everyone up north!! Stay safe this weekend.
Aaron Carter told OK! Magazine that Michael Jackson gave him wine and cocaine when Aaron was just 15. Apparently though, neither of them contributed to him wearing this disaster.
The oft discussed, but rarely seen Aimee Osborne.
Bradley Cooper and his new friend.
Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell head off to the Dexy's Midnight Runners tribute party. I would also accept the Samantha Ronson look-alike contest.
Yeah, like Giuliana even stuck out her tongue. How does someone get more skinny while they are in Italy?
Jennifer Aniston left Justin in the car and went and hugged Charlie Day at the premiere of Horrible Bosses.
Also there were Craig Robinson and Oscar Nunez.
Jason Bateman, Jamie Foxx and Jason Sudekis.
Alyssa Milano and her pregnant self also showed up.
Jenna Elfman had an Amish thing to do right after.
Chelsea Handler wore her Goopster wig.
Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up, and without a guy.
Apparently if you wear Katy Perry's perfume you slowly morph into a cat.
Kristen Stewart headed for a workout. You know, she actually looks good here.
So, today, Linda Evangelista revealed her baby daddy is also Salma Hayek's baby daddy and the two kids are the exact same age. Gucci should start making condoms.
Lourdes, Madonna and Kelly Osbourne in New York.
That is actually Mel Gibson in the Smart car. As much as he smokes that car must reek.
Mumford & Sons - London
Delta Goodrem boozing it up before heading out for another night with Nick Jonas.
It's Kate & William in Canada.
It is not really The Beckhams but it is hilarious.
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Have you ever been in a fight in a bar? I have been in some arguments but they were primarily because I tend to take up several stools when I sit and people find that annoying. Especially, when they are drinking. You have an ass the size of mine and that is something annoying. They should be congratulating me for getting out of the house or squeezing into a car and not complaining about the fact that my wideness needs special accommodation.
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:20 AM
Over the past 24 hours the e-mail below has been circulating the internet and people are calling the sender, the worst prospective mother-in-law ever. Am I the only one who does not think it is that bad? It is harsh, but to me it reads straight from Emily Post. Should the mother-in-law be warm and lovey and keep everything in until after the wedding? The soon to be married couple is above, and the e-mail is below.
from: Carolyn Bourne
to: heidi withers
subject: your lack of manners
Here are a few examples of your lack of manners:
When you are a guest in another's house, you do not declare what you will and will not eat - unless you are positively allergic to something.
You do not remark that you do not have enough food.
You do not start before everyone else.
You do not take additional helpings without being invited to by your host.
When a guest in another's house, you do not lie in bed until late morning in households that rise early - you fall in line with house norms.
You should never ever insult the family you are about to join at any time and most definitely not in public. I gather you passed this off as a joke but the reaction in the pub was one of shock, not laughter.
You regularly draw attention to yourself. Perhaps you should ask yourself why. No one gets married in a castle unless they own it. It is brash, celebrity style behaviour.
I understand your parents are unable to contribute very much towards the cost of your wedding. (There is nothing wrong with that except that convention is such that one might presume they would have saved over the years for their daughters' marriages.)
If this is the case, it would be most ladylike and gracious to lower your sights and have a modest wedding as befits both your incomes.
One could be accused of thinking that Heidi Withers must be patting herself on the back for having caught a most eligible young man. I pity Freddie.
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:00 AM
Someone needs to get Betty White on the phone and get her thoughts on this proposed project, but to me it is sacrilege. Heresy. Shaming the name of Golden Girls which is one of the finest shows to ever enter the annals of television. Had to make sure I spelled annals right or this post could have turned into something entirely different.
The Real Golden Girls
The Producers of "The Amazing Race" are looking for stylish women ages 55-90, to join the cast of a docu-series that follows the privileged lives of California's high society women. We are looking to document the lives of a group of social butterflies that have lived a life filled with only the best. It seems for years television has forgotten the over 50 crowd, assuming they don't have what it takes to attract viewers. The time has come to welcome America's most important senior ladies to the screen and prove that life only gets better with age. If you represent someone who is ready to celebrate being mature, wealthy, and full of energy, televisions 7 time emmy award winning producer wants to highlight their life.
To me it sounds like it is going to be a Real Housewives thing. They do not want to celebrate the lives of older women. Do you really think someone can go in and sell something like that? What they want is a senior version of Real Housewives. I am sure they would love some women in their 50's and 60's who are dating a bunch of guys in their 30's.
Maybe I would be more receptive if they would change the name. You know how they retire numbers in sports? I think they should retire the name Golden Girls and never let it be used again.
This B- list movie actor who is not a bad looking guy at all continued his streak recently. Interesting streak. When he goes to a premiere for a new movie he is in, he always gets orally serviced. I need to clarify that he does not do it at every premiere city, but at one of the premieres he will get it done. He says it guarantees box office success. So far that is kind of hit and miss, but he got it taken care of this week.
When Sabrina Renee Robinson gets out of jail, she will probably find herself another boyfriend. A word of advice to said boyfriend. Do not cheat on this woman. Sabrina was arrested yesterday and charged with making terrorist threats, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, false imprisonment and corporal injury. Oh, the night started out well enough. They always do, but then someone invariably gets hurt. Sabrina called her boyfriend over and told him they should do something kinky that night. She wanted to handcuff him to the bed. He agreed. He won't ever agree again.
Sabrina proceeded to dump hot candle wax all over the guy then punched his head and body, hit him in the face with a shotgun and then stood over him with a deer knife and threatened to remove all his guts. Oh, and she did this while on speakerphone with the woman he had been cheating on Sabrina with. Yep. That woman got to hear the guy screaming.
At some point, all this torturing made Sabrina hungry so she went and got some food and the guy managed to escape and he was found by police naked and hiding in the bushes.
Another thing to consider when you see Sabrina. Do not let your kids near her either. She was also booked on an outstanding warrant for contributing to the delinquency of a minor which means she probably bought some kid booze and got him drunk.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:20 AM
This actress had one of the longest careers ever. She starred in what is considered by some to be the best movie ever made. She was also an Academy Award winner/nominee. The thing about our actress is she never got married. She also never really had that many relationships. Maybe one or two that might have happened when the whispers got louder. Oh yes there were whispers about something. Why would I write about something if there were no whispers. It seems that our actress did have a lover. A lifetime lover actually. Not so strange or whisper inducing right? Well, it is if your lover is also your sister.
Apparently at some point today, the former head of the IMF is going to walk free. If not completely, then at least without bond. I think he is a creepy guy who has probably assaulted many women in his life as reports have suggested, but this one, the one he was actually arrested for is going to go away. CBS News is reporting the maid who accused him of rape has too many holes in her story and has lied to investigators every step of the away. She is also connected to the mob and apparently has well over $100K in at least one bank account which increased daily last year when multiple people made cash deposits every day to her account. In addition, she has claimed rape before which turned out not to be true. At this point prosecutors can't decide if this was a straight money for sex thing or if she was trying to extort him. This kind of thing sucks. For one, it makes victims who were raped less likely to report a rape. Number two, I do think this guy is a scumbag, but now he can say how all the other women who came forward to were also lying and blah blah blah and he has never done anything wrong his entire life, except for screwing countries over when the IMF loans them money for a situation the IMF probably created in the first place.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:00 AM
I don't know what kind of dirt Brooke Mueller has promised or given to Radar Online, but it must be some really good stuff. That is the only explanation I can think of for the puff piece they posted today about Brooke getting out of rehab. I want Brooke to get sober. I feel very sorry for her. Not only because she was married to Charlie Sheen, but I think he encouraged a relapse a few times which is pretty crappy of him. The article though spends multiple paragraphs talking about how Brooke is doing great and she is sober now and what happened when she was trying to buy drugs from people in cars in Maui is long behind her and she is fine now. Seriously? That was like two weeks ago. I am not sure this whole outpatient rehab thing works. You go home at night to temptation and then pretend rehab is like school during the day? I could be wrong, but don't you think inpatient rehab is probably the only way to make it followed by outpatient rehab?
King Schlong is at it again, folks.
Same old cheating crap, new gorgeous gal-pal getting duped by his charming ways.
See, K.S. swapped one chick for another (as he does so often), but this time he actually seemed to be into his gal of the moment. And stupidly, we thought the King may have turned over a new leaf for a hot second there. But turns out this Hollywood playboy can't change his spots.
Like at all...
‘Cause the gal this dude is publicly romancing ain't the only chick he's getting down and dirty with.
We hear firsthand that the Schlong is not only wooing the ladies while his sorta-GF is out of town working on some swanky project or another, but he is texting numerous girls even when they're in the same city!
At a recent dinner in Los Angeles, a buxom brunette model (totally King's type) couldn't get her plastic-surgery-perfected nose out of her smart phone, where she spent the evening swapping skanky texts with the super schlong and giggling at everything he sent her.
Totally déjà vu, huh? Doesn't King know that no one in this town keeps their trap shut?
Turns out the two have been sexting since like forevs, but at least this gal knows she ain't the only lady on the side.
As the dark-haired beauty bragged to her dinner dates, "We talk all the time and hang out, but it's nothing serious."
Um, maybe someone should tell K.S.'s GF to take on a similar ‘tude?
AND IT AIN'T: Jason Statham, Kris Humphries, Michael Sheen
Look, if you have spent the past several years in prison, have never seen a television or read a tabloid or if you are suffering from some type of disease which causes you to find women with very large hands attractive, then I would understand if you went out with Paris Hilton once. Once. Oh, and you would probably leave early and bathe in hand sanitizer after and that is just from an air kiss and being at the same table. I cannot begin to imagine the amount of toxic cleanup that would be required if you shared anything more intimate. So, explain to me how Paris Hilton keeps getting dates. The latest victim is Todd Phillips. Yes, the guy who directed the Hangover movies. He obviously has no shame because he was spotted actually swapping spit making out with Paris in public. As in front of people. They then spent the night together. I swear they have not invented a bio-hazard suit strong enough for me to ever contemplate that. If the two of us were the last people on earth, the world would die out. Just sayin'.
When this C List, once B list actress wasn’t given a free coffee at her favorite java joint, she began to loudly pout to other customers because she didn’t have any money on her. When no one stepped up to buy her a drink, she offered to give the Barista a blow-j*b in exchange for her free drink. Embarrassed, he told her he’d a hundred times just rather give her a free drink and quickly shoved a drink at her and asked to leave.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Congratulations to Javier Colon for winning The Voice. Adam Levine was his mentor.
Obviously Christina was at the party as was
Stevie Nicks who sang on the finale. Here she is with Vicci Martinez.
Ashton Kutcher still in Brazil. Going on almost two weeks now.
Brad Pitt still filming in Malta.
The cast of Damages. Great show.
Gabriel Aubry had daddy duty yesterday despite Halle Berry saying he is a bad dad.
The Goopster gets naked for Vanity Fair and she does not look that bad.
You know Heidi Klum just wants to reach out and touch. You can see it in her eyes.
Lots of interaction with the locals on Jersey Shore. Not very real.
Lydia Hearst doing the solo thing now that she and Jeff Goldblum broke up.
Kathleen Turner and her daughter.