It was a tie for the top today between David Johanson and
Anne Hathaway says that Snooki is her twin. Huh. She really does not look a 4 foot Smurf.
Dane Cook shows how he became famous. Pact with the devil.
Congratulations to Danny Devito and his star.
Gerard Depardieu and his adult diapers.
Attention all men who date Jennifer Love Hewitt. When you wake up in the mornings you may see this woman staring at you and waiting for you to leave so she can have her daughter back.
Tough to get through a doorway with that one.
LaLa Vasquez raided a planetarium gift shop for this outfit.
Liam Neeson, his girlfriend, and her kids.
Friday, August 19, 2011
It was a tie for the top today between David Johanson and
Two parts today.
The Princess shows her kids the
guy in the funny hat and red shoes.
Meanwhile the other Princess seems to be going for the tic tac toe look.
Harry is searching for a new girlfriend. Getting help from firefighters is never a bad idea.
Taylor Armstrong hiding beneath her fur coat.
Trey Songz seems to be having a good night.
Vanessa Hudgens was a little excited to head to the Outside Lands festival.
Will Smith is always happy when Jada is not around.
Apparently if you are a company and want to sell something to Americans you need to know two things. Old people and Betty White. A new study shows that older people make much more effective spokespeople because we trust them more. And of all the people in the world, who do we trust the most? Betty White. You know what though, she does not do that many commercials. I know she does some PSA's for animals but I can't think of any commercials she is in right now. But, if I were a company I would start pulling out the wallet and give her some money and stop giving it to the Kardashians who finished near the bottom. At the bottom were Paris Hilton and Charlie Sheen. Who are these 2,000 people? They are fantastic. Also near the bottom were Tiger Woods, Mel Gibson and Britney Spears.
I did not watch the finale of Masterchef until Wednesday night and I am grateful to all of you who sent me e-mails about the show when you used the title of the show in your subject line so I would not read the emails ahead of time because I don't think I could have watched the show and know I would have been even more upset than I am. Let me start by saying this. Jennifer deserved to beat Christian in their round because his plating did look awful and looked like something you would see on an airplane. I have no problems with that at all. She got to the finals fair and square.
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:00 AM
I was hoping that Charlie Sheen was going to spend the next few weeks in England inside the Celebrity Big Brother house, but he was a no show. Too bad because it would have been fun to watch him try and have sex with every woman in the house. Tara Reid is in the house so she did not have much of a honeymoon. When she agreed to do the show though she needed the paycheck so too late to back out. I do wonder if she will end up hooking up with some guy and having her marriage end on television. She is a drinker and some of the guys on the show are good looking, and no I am not including Jedward in that. Kerry Katona is on the show and Tara tried to talk to her and then realized she could not understand anything Kerry said. The only other American on the show is Pamela Bach who used to mix cocktails with The Hoff while they were married.
Police in Aruba investigating the disappearance of Robyn Gardner say they found photos on Gary Giordano's camera of the woman which are beyond pornographic. They were also called graphic and disturbing. What exactly is beyond pornographic? What exactly was going on during this vacation? I bet right now The Enquirer and every other tabloid are trying to find any police officer in Aruba with access to those photos who wants to earn an extra few hundred thousand bucks. Police say the photos look like what she was doing was consensual. What was she doing? They won't say, which of course just leads to tons of speculation. Meanwhile, it was also revealed that Gary took the first steps to collect on the life insurance policy just two days after the woman disappeared. Oh, and the policy only covered accidents on this trip. Yep. She was definitely not coming home. Meanwhile the Aruba police are doing their usual horrible job. They said they are having a tough time tracking Gary's movements because he changed his toupee frequently. They are going to end up letting this guy go, but he will probably be arrested in the US because of that whole life insurance policy thing. The FBI is investigating it.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:20 AM
#1 - What A list movie director who directs everything from child fare to the extreme keeps a checklist of the number of marriages including his own that he has busted by sleeping with women.
On last night's episode of Jersey Shore, a new word was created called lesbionic. Apparently it is the word to describe women who are lesbians and is not a tribute to Lindsay Wagner and The Bionic Woman. I have to say I was pretty bored with last night's episode and I think the producers were just trying to put together pieces for next week when there will be multiple explosions.
Carol Anne Sausage-Snatcher is having some trouble in paradise.
But at least she'll have someone to commiserate about her romance troubles with ‘cause, in case you didn't know, she's practically besties with Carmelita Salami-Climber. And rightfully so, they're cut from the same juicy pig, if you catch my drift.
Well, while Carm thinks she's in BF heaven, Carol is in relationship hell...
‘Cause her man is fed up with her BS.
See, Carol's guy actually really loves her. Like, over the moon love. Adorable, right?
We don't see much true love in the Vice vault.
And while Carol says she totally hearts her dude right back, she can't seem to stop her very flirtatious ways. Ya know, like when she brings her guy to swanky T-town shindigs and spends the whole night letting strangers paw at her very enviable assets. All while her poor schmuck of a partner watches on.
Well enough is enough, and Carol Anne's man pulled her aside at a recent party for what he thought was a private conversation.
Unfortch, Carol got all dramatic (per usual) and made a scene. Now everyone's watching to see if the formerly so-happy couple busts up.
And we wouldn't be surprised if they split, like, tomorrow. It's getting that bad.
And It Ain't: Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston
You know that cut over Taylor Armstrong's eye? I am wondering if that was the last straw and what caused Taylor to file for divorce. It looked too fresh to not happen that long ago, but back in June, Radar Online is reporting that Russell Armstrong beat Taylor so badly that Taylor was admitted to the hospital and was there several days while plastic surgeons worked on her face.
On the day TLC showed mercy to the world by canceling Kat Von D's show LA Ink, it was also announced that Kat and Jesse James were engaged again. I don't really believe they are engaged again. I think that Jesse was having a hard time finding an Aryan in Texas to have sex with so called up Kat and the only way she would let him have sex with her is if he said they were engaged again. I think as soon as Jesse finds his Eva Braun, then Kat will be sent packing again. It is obvious that she is way more in love with him than he is with her. That is always a recipe for disaster, because the one person usually will do anything to save the relationship and that is not an equal thing which relationships need to be. Jesse is just using her like he uses everyone in his life because he is a selfish prick.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Alexis Bellino and Aubrey O'Day compare fake tanning products.
So, do you think Adrian Grenier will work much now that Entourage is ending?
Bridget Marquardt has reduced herself to posing on stripper poles and advertising for condoms.
Christopher Cross is still going strong.
Calvin Klein is actually asleep in this picture. He just has had so much surgery that he can't close his eyes.
A sweaty David Arquette.
Talk about being caught by surprise, Daniel Radcliffe obviously did not see that pap coming.
I can tell Hilary Duff just got done saying, "awwwwww."
Jennifer Love Hewitt and a guy who was not on The Bachelorette.
Two parts today.
It is good to see that Leo is green. I believe that is an electric car he is getting out of.
The amazing Lisa Loeb. Apparently she was willing to go to a screening of Fright Night with
Anton Yelchin, but Colin Farell, who is the co-star, took a pass.
Someone thinks Megan Fox can sell some tickets because she is filming a new movie.
Orlando Jones and Mehki Phifer hanging out.
Paul Rudd admires the cover story.
Rose McGowan needs to cut out the botox for a bit.
This woman wants to be the world's largest woman and has set her sights on 1,600 pounds. Yeah, what kind of example is she setting for her two kids?
Taylor Armstrong shows off a mysterious cut a day before Russell Armstrong killed himself.
Well, at least Tara Reid looks happy on her honeymoon.
I guess you know you have done something wrong to someone if you end up on a militant Muslim web site. Apparently the site is a fan of Jay Leno so have ordered followers to try and kill David Letterman. Wait a second, is this Jay Leno getting back at Dave for all those comments he made about Jay when Conan was so ticked off at NBC?
"I saw with my own eyes and heard with my own ears, one of the lowlifes of the Jews, and one of their pigs, mocking one of the leaders of the mujahedeen." So, the writer wants David to be killed and his tongue cut out. I'm not sure why he was watching Letterman if he cannot take a joke.
If he wanted no humor then he really should have been watching Jay Leno.