Is there a bigger story right now? Earthquake and hurricane in the same week. Sounds like a ho hum week in California. Seriously, everyone stay safe on the east coast.
Benicio del Toro is the model of fitness.
Charlotte Ross picked this up at the Black Swan discount store.
First time appearances for Tyler Labine and David Koechner. It is hard to believe David has not been in the photos.
Even harder to believe Martin Starr has not been in the photos.
Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone out last night. You can tell Emma is distracted with thoughts of Jim Carrey.
Gwen Stefani looking great.
James Blake, the tennis player on the right looks more like a hockey player than Brad Richards who is a hockey player.
I have no words for how Serena Williams looks. Venus looks fantastic.
Friday, August 26, 2011
Is there a bigger story right now? Earthquake and hurricane in the same week. Sounds like a ho hum week in California. Seriously, everyone stay safe on the east coast.
Two parts today.
Joe Jonas gets groped by fans in Mexico City.
Apparently Joe is no longer Disney.
This is Kelly Bates. She and her husband are expecting their 19th child. The most shocking news is that
they don't have a show on TLC with their best friends the Duggars. Seriously. Best friends.
For the first time in her life, Kim Kardashian tastes solid food. Not sure what to make of it.
Because everyone wears a dress to snorkel. Come on Rihanna.
Valentina shows what she thinks of paps.
Tara Reid still classing up Celebrity Big Brother.
Taylor Swift and one of her dancers in South Carolina.
Today I would love to hear your natural disaster stories. If you have been in one, escaped from one, whatever it might be. If you have not been in one, which of these would scare you more? Oh, and for the sake of argument, lets us just say the strongest on record for any of them.
So, no one talks about Jim Carrey since the Jenny McCarthy split and then one day he starts a new website, needs hits so does an Emma Stone love letter which is so popular it crashes his site. Well, if you found the letter disturbing or creepy, then you are not alone. But, when you watch it the Ace Ventura way it gets so much better.
Just days after begging Steven Soderbergh to tell everyone that he was not serious when he said he would not ever work with Lindsay Lohan, now comes a foreward that Lindsay wrote for a book. First of all, it always amazes me that Lindsay can read and write. Then I remember she got to stay in school until she was like 14, so she at least has some book learning. Ali? Don't really see her picking up books and magazines do you? No, I am sure she must be able to read. This is not My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.
"I can understand the photographer Bernard of Hollywood's [Bruno Bernard] statement, it took a superhuman effort to be Marilyn. I identify."
I don't. I don't see how Lindsay and Marilyn are even close at all to each other. But wait, it gets worse. "Marilyn never wanted to be just a celebrity. Neither do I."
Did she keep a straight face when she wrote that? If she did then she is either a better actress than I thought or delusional. Her whole existence would turn into nothing if she was not a celebrity. It is only because she calls photographers and does everything she can to stay in the spotlight that she is even on the radar. Lindsay had a decent run many years ago. Many. Do you know how many bodies of actors are littered over time who had a decent run many years ago and are never heard from again. If the paps went away tomorrow, what do you think Lindsay would do? She would beg them to come back. It is the only thing she knows.
You think this is as bad as it can get, but it gets even worse.
"Heath Ledger once said to me, 'It's built you up to knock you down and that's all it is.'"
She actually name dropped Heath Ledger. Is this so everyone thinks she and Heath were really great friends? Because they were not. Is it so everyone thinks Lindsay is on the same acting level as Heath and this was some in depth acting discussion because she is not half the actor Heath was. I can't believe she brought his name up.
You know, if someone cheats on you once, depending on how long you have been together and your history, there may be forgiveness and a reconciliation. If the person cheats on you a second time and a third and a fourth and then runs out of fingers and toes, then I think it is time to move on because if you don't, then you look like a doormat. Well, Cheryl Cole must have been brainwashed because even though she divorced Ashley Cole for cheating on her way more than that, they are back together. I know Cheryl was probably desperate to get away from Derek Hough, but going back to Ashley? It is not like he has been a monk since they split. He has dated a few women and had sex with plenty more. I don't understand why Cheryl would take the guy back. I mean the guy was having sex with people from their first weeks of marriage. Heck, before then and continued up to the second they got divorced.
The sexy-ass life (and wife) Hard-Nipple Nick set up for himself years ago is getting so complicated lately. As if agreeing that your wife could have her lovers while you have yours could ever be an easy arrangement for very long! Hot, yeah, but, easy?
Not anymore. Here's what's unraveling:
The trust. And we don't mean between Hard-Nipple and his missus. More like the help.
You know, all those peeps rich folks like Mr. Nick always have around? Sure, they've all signed confidentiality agreements, but, you think they all pay attention to those legal handcuffs? Actually, yes, most within the Nick household do.
Just not all. Two employees very close to Hard-Nipple are opening their traps about their employer's imaginative marital arrangement, and word's starting to get out lately—much more than it has in the past. Regarding what an active, lively and rather democratic love-life (with more attention to the boys than to the girls we must add) Hard enjoys!
So, perhaps Nick's legal eagles might want to look in the direction of those sleeping near Hard-Nipple, as opposed to those right next to (which is where they're currently focused).
AND IT AIN'T: Jensen Ackles, Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck
I have not listened to Coast To Coast the past two nights, but I bet it has just been non-stop UFO talk. Do aliens have a problem with London or New York or Sydney or Beijing? I would love to see some alien land in a very big city instead of always in the middle of nowhere Siberia. If you will notice, I left off Los Angeles on the list above. That is because everyone here would just think a movie was being filmed so no one would get excited unless the spaceship blocked traffic.
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#1 & #2 & #3- This actress is on television and movies and has an easy name, but you would be hard pressed to place her or to come up with the names of any of her projects. She is in plenty of projects which include many kinds of media. Anyway, she was recently given a party in her honor. I know, like a real one, not some guys in a frat house saying, whoo hoo, lets watch videos of so and so and put her posters up on the wall while we sacrifice beer bottles in her honor. Anyway, when the organizers tried to get people to attend, for the most part everyone said no. Lots of creative excuses, but lots of no's. Organizers were completely baffled. This is an actress who has worked with a lot of people, how come no one says yes? Well, when they dug a little deeper, they discovered that this A- list movie actress spread the word that no one was to have anything to do with the other actress who we can call No Friends. The reason? No Friends has been a regular long-time (going back a couple of years) sex buddy of the A- list actress' significant other who is a pains me to say A- list movie and television actor. In fact, No Friends might be the cause of the recent rift between the couple.
No longer will Minka Kelly be able to be referred to solely as Derek Jeter's girlfriend, now she will be forced to actually use her name. You could say Derek Jeter's ex girlfriend but that list is longer than a short arm inspection after a night with Paris Hilton. I know Jessica Alba is on that Derek ex list, but is Mariah Carey too? I can't remember. Anyway, Minka was the one doing the announcing so she must have found someone already and she also provided a "source" who said they are still friends. That source of course is the PR person but it looks much better when you call them a source because it looks like you did real reporting and stuff.
The National Enquirer found someone who says that he had a year long gay fling with Russell Armstrong. The person does not want to be named but is the assistant for a celebrity. Uh huh. An assistant to one of the Real Housewives? The assistant said he met Russell at a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills party. Hmmmm. Kyle's assistant? Apparently you have to read the magazine to get the details about the affair so if someone is in the store today and standing in the checkout line, let us know if we are missing anything juicy. I don't think a revelation like this would cause Russell to commit suicide. I think it was the wife beating thing that pushed him over the edge.
After two years of pretty much no police activity in the disappearance of Susan Powell, with one revelation by Susan's father-in-law and then the whole case gets new life. I don't think anything was ever going to happen, but then when the father-in-law talks about the sexual touching and the flirting with his daughter-in-law then the police get interested. So, yesterday police searched through Joshua's house which he shares with his dad. Obviously Joshua doesn't care about his dad having sex with Josh's wife if they are living together.
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Just when you spent most of the past few days praying that the E! special featuring Kim Kardashian will bomb when it airs which would probably cause E! to kick them to the curb, comes news that Kris Jenner is moving to network television. Yes, you heard that correctly. Now that hosts on The Talk have been fleeing for their lives from Julie Chen, CBS needed new hosts and one of them is Kris Jenner. How did she get the job? Her daughter f**ked someone on tape. Must be a proud moment for Kris to know she can owe her network job to her daughter wanting to be a porn star. I have no idea what CBS is thinking. None.
Today we’re talking about a comedian on an East Coast cable show. He makes a lot of good money and a lot of good jokes but what he hasn’t been making lately, is a lot of good decisions. Apparently he recently trashed the set of his show after going on a three-day drug binge. The network is now considering getting rid of him
Thursday, August 25, 2011
This is like the episode of Jerry Seinfeld when Kramer was the assman. That was the episode where a doctor said no one gets anything up the butt by accident. So, when Gareth Durrant says that a high pressure air hose accidentally got up his butt and caused him to inflate, one has to wonder how exactly it got there.
"I was reaching up to finish the wiring on a caravan at the factory. I knew this air hose was being used close behind me but I just carried on the job as normal.
The next thing I knew I felt this strong air being blown on my legs from behind, and then something went up my rectum through the shorts I was wearing.
It felt like I had been blown up, it was the biggest shock of my life. There was air fizzing around inside my back passage and stomach, it was so weird."
Uh huh. Sounds like Gareth and his friends probably had a wager about something or he wanted the sensation but did not want to tell his wife. Gareth has not been able to work since.
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:20 AM
Aruba police are trying again to get a break in the disappearance of Robyn Gardner so released photos which were taken two hours before she was reported as missing. Could she be about to go snorkeling? I guess so. People in the restaurant say they were surprised to hear she was going snorkeling because she had a dress on and wearing makeup. That to me does not really count for anything because it takes five minutes to go change.
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:00 AM
After photos of Max Bratman surfaced with the 3 year old sporting a black eye, Media Takeout got a little carried away and said Christina Aguilera was responsible for the black eye, as in a beating kind of way. Christina says Max was running in the park chasing squirrels and tripped and got the black eye. That story sounds plausible, but what did he bang his eye on? Tell me the last time you fell on the ground and got a black eye. Think of a way it is possible. You would have to fall and use your face to break the fall rather than another part of the body. That is the reason we hold out our hands when we fall, because the body will sacrifice a broken hand for the safety of an eye or face.
Oxygen has had enough of Paris Hilton. After just one very quick season, Paris' show was sent packing. Some of the lowest ratings in Oxygen history contributed to the demise of the show. I really hope this is the stake in the heart of any kind of career for Paris. I watched the entire season but only to see Brooke Mueller. If Brooke was not in it than I fast forwarded. I am glad that my actions did not in any way contribute to Paris getting another season. I think producers knew Paris was awful in it and probably saw dailies and said we have to get someone else in this thing because Paris looks like a spoiled idiot. She is one of course, but the producers wanted to minimize that so they brought in Brooke who was great. Her story and her parents captivated me. I seriously think she has the worst parents of any celebrity. Yes, right up there with Thora Birch's dad and Ryan O'Neal. Who has people over for drinks and partying in front of their just got out of rehab daughter? You would think Oxygen would sign Brooke up for her own show but I think the problem there would be Brooke would then have control over editing which she did not have on Paris' show so it would not be as good.
Kind of obscure, but shocking. Really shocking. I actually thought about making this not a blind item, but then decided the woman is entitled to her privacy. The story should come out in the next few days and there will be enough detail for everyone to know I was first, but I just can't be the first to give the woman's name. Anyway, this D lister who has been in one documentary in which he starred and has had several appearances on television as his character is getting divorced. So, where is the shock? Well, the shock is that his soon to be ex says that he raped her and also fears for her life and the life of their cat when he is around.
Hustler says they have a sex tape of Rihanna and I am kind of blah about it. She basically has sex in some of her music videos and performances on stage and everyone has already seen her naked, so what is left to see. Hustler does not even know what to do with it, but I presume that answer is easy. Just because I am blah about it does not mean the rest of the world is not and they will probably release it. The tape apparently is of Rihanna and J. Cole who have a mutual admiration society. What would be interesting is the timing of the whole tape. Was Rihanna with Matt Kemp at the time and hey, wait a second. I think I had a blind item about this didn't I? This sounds really familiar. To me the whole cheating or not cheating is way more interesting than watching Rihanna looking at herself in a mirror while having sex. Yes, just like Paris.
Which high-profile Hollywood couple’s marriage is hanging by a thread?
The B-list stars are desperate to reignite their old passion, so they’ve initiated “date night” three times a week and leave the kiddies at home with the nannies.
Since I missed a day of Will and Jada coverage yesterday, I feel left out and was not able to discuss with anyone yesterday about it so that kind of sucks. I mean this is the kind of story you like discussing with people. I can see Will & Jada getting divorced. That part shocked me for like two seconds and then you realize they must have some serious arguments, then there is the whole plays with whom stuff to discuss and the rules on that and that alone is enough to drive a couple to break.
Do you remember back in the day when Robert Downey Jr actually went to jail? Do you remember what happened to him when he got out? Yep, he went clean and sober and had his career take off again. If some judge had just let Robert slide the guy would probably be dead right now and we would be talking about missed opportunities. It seems now though if you have any kind of name you never go to jail. Paris went for a few weeks a few years ago, but a few weeks is nothing. I am talking about getting serious time. Robert is the last one in California I can think of who really got serious time. Even further back in the day Sean Penn got like a month or maybe more when he assaulted a photographer.
This private person and award-winning, A-list actress is hooking up with her ex who is a musician. The two have been on and off secretly since they broke up several years ago. He is in a relationship but can’t stay away from his former flame.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Nick Ashford - RIP
Aaron Paul does his best Joel Madden look, minus the tattoos and a bad Hilary Duff breakup. You forgot about that didn't you?
A Rod tries to remember the stripper's phone number as he signs an autograph.
Brad Pitt meets a bunch of soccer players in Scotland.
Cher being Cher.
Frances Bean is 19.
Hilary goes for the sly middle finger. Big fan of that move.
Do you remember the scene in Sixteen Candles when Molly Ringwald's grandmother says, "Look dear. Sam got her boobies." This is what Helen Mirren is doing to Jessica Chastain.
Jimmy Buffet - Jones Beach, NY
Congrats to Gaffleck who announced they are expecting their third child.
Kelly Osbourne tries out her superhero outfit.
Katie Holmes got to be alone yesterday, hence the smile.
Better stick with singing Mariah, because I don't think this whole dog walking gig is going to work for you.
Who is Paul Rudd loving on?
His step sister. Well, at least in the movie. It is a Clueless reunion.
Joyce DeWitt looks pretty great considering all that she has been through.
Also looking very good, Hugh Dancy.