Friday, September 02, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

Vincent Cassel getting groped by Viggo Mortensen gets the top spot. Of course I know some of you would just
like Viggo alone, so here he is for you.
Tied at the top is Lloyd Robertson. Thanks for the 35 years Lloyd.

Two people watching two very different things. Maybe Adrian Grenier saw the photographer?
Anna Wintour makes her annual pilgrimage to the US Open so she can mingle with the everyday people.
Benjamin Bratt made the right decision in going with Talisa Soto.
Bear Grylls decides he does not want to spend the $5 to get into a show, so makes his own way.
Blake Lively back on the set of Gossip Girl after her 35 hour weekend trip to have sex with Leo in Australia.
Meanwhile, Chace Crawford and Kaylee DeFer look like they are ready to do it right on the set.
Bai Ling is back on the red carpets. She was the most interesting person on Celebrity Rehab this season.
Gwen Stefani looks amazing.

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.


Hugh Jackman looks in pretty good shape as he films a commercial in Budapest.
Another smile from Katie Holmes. She has been in a very good mood the past few weeks. I do think the shoes look bad though.
Keira Knightley got this dress from a place that primarily sells those wooden Russian dolls.
Kellan Lutz wants you to take him seriously as an actor.
So, Kate Winslet and Bar Refaeli were on the same red carpet in Venice and I have to say I would rather be with Kate.

There is no way I would ever want to be with Lindsay Lohan. Ever.
Really like Madonna's outfit better from yesterday. This looks like an ink blot test gone horribly wrong.
Probably the best Mischa Barton has looked a in a year. I bet she starts really working a lot in the next few months.
The problem Marisa Tomei has in Venice is that she thinks every water taxi is a booze cruise so keeps looking for the bar.
Ryan Gosling making a fashion statement.
Ahhh, those newlywed lunches. Those stop after about year one. Then the dinners stop about year two. That couch becomes your best friend in year 3.
The addition of Scott Caan to Entourage has been the one good casting move for the show the past two seasons.

Your Turn

After that story I posted earlier, we have to talk about your first car. We can also talk about your first road trip. You know, the one you never told your parents about. Or at least not all the details.

Huh. So That Is Called Drinking Water?

I always thought it was called something else.

Ted C Blind Item

Many of you seem to have been shocked, simply shocked, at the girl-on-girl desires of gorgeous Cookie Muncher. She has a thing for satisfying the ladies from time to time, see, and we don't mean by serving them tea.

What's the big deal? She's still much more into her handsome man than the chicks. She just likes to have her ladycake and eat it, too, no biggie.

Well, guess who else is into having some nice (beef)cake on the side?

Cookie's main man, that's who!

Makes sense. Now we know why Cookie's never hidden her lesbian-leaning side!

Now, this good-lookin' guy of Cookie's—who's less famous than his partner—is starting to get pretty habitual with his playing around, which was never really part of the deal he originally struck with Cookie. And he's getting a bit more flagrant than Cookie ever was, as well.

So, what does this mean?

Do you think Cookie will up her Sapphic game? Will she give her guy an ultimatum, or just go straight to handing him his walking papers?

Don't think so.

If we know Cookie like we think we do, she's just gonna ask to join in next time her guy takes his guy on date.

Cookie's a ravenous girl!

AND IT AIN'T: Sandra Bullock, Britney Spears, Reese Witherspoon

$2M In Cars Driven By Teens


When I got my driver's license I got my first car. My parents decided to give me a car that was already older than me and it was not older in a classic car kind of way. It was a car that had trouble running on the best of days, leaked oil, failed to start often and only had AM radio. But, I loved that car. It was big and roomy and could comfortably fit 8 of my friends and two kegs. My parents did this because they knew I might get into some minor scrapes with it which happened and because it costs a lot to insure a young driver.


Well, in Vancouver, and I am guessing these kids are from West Vancouver they have no such issues. Police just seized 13 vehicles all driven by people UNDER the age of 21. They were racing the cars on the streets. Value of the 13 cars? $2M. Yep. You read that right. Can you imagine as a teenager getting a $150K car? I can't. And if I did, I don't think I would race it down the street at 125 m.p.h. which is what these kids were doing. Oh, and because no police actually saw these kids racing, they will just get fined $196 plus the towing fee. That is great incentive to stop huh? That is probably what they paid in gas to fill up the cars after they raced.


These are the cars seized.

2007 Ferrari 599
2010 Lamborghini Gallardo
2010 Lamborghini Gallardo
2009 Lamborghini Gallardo
2009 Audi R8
2012 Nissan GT-R
2010 Nissan GT-R
2010 Nissan GT-R
2010 Maserati Turismo
2010 Maserati Turismo
2011 Mercedes SL63
2011 Mercedes SLS
2005 Aston Martin DB9



Joran Van Der Sloot Finally Charged With Murder


It took Peruvian authorities over a year, but they finally charged Joran Van Der Sloot with the murder of Stephany Flores in a Lima hotel room last May. Talk about a long time coming. Apparently Joran is ready to plead guilty to the crime which would normally keep him in jail for 30 years and a payment of $73,000 to the victim's family. Really? Is that all a person is worth there? Sad. Anyway, Joran's lawyer thinks he can get the sentence reduced to not much time at all in jail which means that Joran would be free to do this again.


Oh, and remember how Joran was caught in Chile? Well, the three men who helped him get there will probably spend longer in jail than Joran. They face 5 years in jail each but probably don't have lawyers who are as powerful as Joran's lawyer.

The trial for Joran is set for September 12th and will be televised. Make your plans now.

Four For Friday

#1 - These two celebrity brothers who have also been known to act on television share more than just a last name. They also share a girlfriend. Well, one of them only shares her part-time because he already has a steady celebrity girlfriend. Both brothers know they are sharing, but the celebrity girlfriend does not.


#2 - This Jersey Shore star has had a rough year. They need rehab and Valtrex now.

#3 - This B- list movie actor, with the funny last name and made one of the best movies of the past year but did not get recognized enough for it is known as Mr. Erection on film sets. The reason? Every woman he hugs in any scene causes him to get erect. If they don't try and pull away, he asks them out.

#4 - This huge celebrity in England is visiting the US. When she heard that no one cared about her here or even knew who she was, she hired 10 paps to meet her at the airport and to cause a scene. She wants to be noticed and has the money to make it happen.

Fun With Blogger Labels


When I was posting the previous T.I story, when I typed in his name for the label, an interesting name popped up. T.R. Knight. It made me think that it would be a wonderful idea to see what happened to some of the people that were frequently in the limelight but now, you have no idea what they are doing. It was not that long ago when T.R. Knight decided that he should do what his best friend Katherine Heigl told him to do and quit Grey's Anatomy. I mean, he could afford to give up the million bucks a year playing Dr. George O'Malley because there were bigger dollars out there to be had. I still remember when I broke the story about him quitting and his publicist sent me the nastiest e-mails saying I was wrong, and blah blah blah. I used to like US Weekly up until that week. They bought into the the story from the publicist and wrote I was wrong. I enjoyed giving them a big f**k you later in my own special way.


Anyway, when is the last time you saw T.R. hanging with his best friend Katherine Heigl. Never. Have you seen T.R. on television or in a movie since he left the show? Nope. Let me tell you something you may not know if you are not an actor. They go on lots and lots of auditions. Tons. Sometimes they get a call back for a pilot. When they do, they sign a contract even though they don't have the show yet. The contract spells out how much money you will make each week which is usually way more sometimes per week then they made the previous year. You feel like you made it and start spending the money in your head. But, most of the time you don't get the part, and even if you do get the part, the pilot might suck and the show never gets made, or the show gets made and gets canceled after six weeks. So, when you do get all those pieces together and get on a show that is a hit and you are getting nice raises each year and making your million bucks a year, you ride that wave until the very end. I don't care what the networks add or how they try to extend the popularity of the show, you just hang on. How many times over the past two years do you think T.R. has wished he was still making that $1M a year and being on national network television every week. Do you think he and David Caruso and Shelley Long have a weekly luncheon?

T.I. Back In Jail


That did not take long at all. T.I. is back in prison because T.I used a luxury tour bus to make the 375 mile journey from prison to the halfway house where he was supposed to report. I'm not sure how that is a crime, but apparently the federal government did not appreciate it. Maybe he was supposed to ride with everyone else. Whatever the case, T.I. has now been taken back into custody and moved to a different facility. I'm guessing that VH-1 was probably taping him for their show and that is the real reason all of this happened. How bad does that suck? Think you are going to be free and then you get taken back into custody after such a short time? It sounds like everyday at DMX's house.

Gene Simmons & Shannon Tweed Getting Married



Well, it took 28 years and a reality show, but Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed are getting married in a few weeks. I guess we know how Shannon answered in the season finale of the show. Getting married in a hotel makes everything easier, especially if it is like a mile from their house, which it is. One of my marriages was in a hotel. It was like one stop shopping. Ceremony in one of the ballrooms. Well, actually that makes it sound larger. It was in a ballroom, but they had the dividers up because there was a Mary Kay convention going on in most of the hotel. So, it was more like one-eighth of the ballroom was for the ceremony, then after, they moved us into another one-eighth for the reception which was nice, especially when the Mary Kay people started passing out free drinks. Plus, they had better food, so basically everyone just went over there. At the end of the night, no driving necessary, just have the bellman put you on a luggage cart and roll you off on the other side of your hotel room door. Wake up in the morning using your suit jacket as a blanket while you are huddled in a fetal position and you have yourself the beginning of a great honeymoon.


Anyway, Shannon and Gene's kids sent out lovely invitations, but the inside is the best.

Taylor Swift & Reese Witherspoon Have Lunch Together


Normally I don't see how two people having lunch is all that fun to discuss. However, when the two people both dated the same person then it becomes a little more interesting. US Weekly says the two discussed Jake Gyllenhaal, but they really did not have to crawl too far out on that limb to say that. Of course the two are going to talk about him. Other than Nashville it is the one thing they have in common. US says the two talked about how vain Jake is. I would like to know why Taylor and Jake cut it off so quickly. I have asked and asked, but no one seems to know. Jake was flying Taylor all over the world and flying to see her. It was kind of like what Leo is making Blake Lively do right now. Notice that Leo did not fly from Sydney to New York for the weekend to see Blake, he made her come to see him. That is probably the longest time to get to a booty call ever. The previous record was held by Julia Roberts when she went to see Daniel Day Lewis. At least Julia got to fly private though.


Anyway, so Taylor and Jake were together 24/7 and then bam. Full stop. There must have been something that happened. It was not a gradual thing. I want to know what that one thing was. It was a deal breaker from one of the two. Reese gave Taylor a ride home after lunch. Makes you wonder how Taylor got there in the first place.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

When his wife was in labor at the hospital, this B list musician was getting pleasured by a nurse in a nearby room. This isn’t the first time he’s done this to her.

Thursday, September 01, 2011

Random Photos Part Three

One of the best pictures of the Eiffel Tower I have seen.
AnnaLynne McCord loves attention. If you do not believe that, then why did this picture become
this one.
American Pie photos.

Brooklyn Decker at The U.S. Open cheering on her husband. Also there
were Regis and Joy and
Barbara Bush.
Brad Pitt rushing to check on dinner reservations. Seriously.
Gisele Bundchen back in Boston.

Random Photos Part Two

Rande Gerber, Cindy Crawford and George Clooney all having a good time.
Evan Rachel Wood was there too and looked really good.
Eli Roth was also there and hitting on anyone he could find.
While Paul Giamatti just was his usual intense self.
The one and only David Byrne.
Jennifer Aniston and Justin running errands.
Jessica Alba is spotted for the first time since giving birth.
Jude Law and his man bag.
I think Katherine Heigl looks good but this haircut of hers makes her look like she is 50. Does she not realize this?
Annie Liebovitz has officially sold out. Sears and the Kardashians.