Saturday, December 24, 2011

Prince Philip Has Emergency Surgery - The Queen Stops By


90 year old Prince Philip had emergency surgery after feeling pains in his chest. That is always a scary situation, let alone when you are 90. Doctors said the husband of the Queen had a blocked artery which they treated by scaring him with pictures of Verne Troyer sticking out his tongue and Michael Lohan working out naked. When that just left him blinded, but still with chest pains, they did one of those stent things. This morning, the Queen stopped by to visit and brought Philip some flowers and a comic book. Do you think she brought anything? Would she stop by the gift shop and get a balloon?

Robert DeNiro Welcomes Child #6


At the age of 68, Robert DeNiro has welcomed his sixth child into the world. He and his wife Grace used a surrogate and had a daughter they named Helen Grace. The couple have a son who is 13. I knew Robert had some other kids, but when you actually look at the numbers I did not think he had this many. He had two kids, one of whom is 40 years old with his first wife. He also had twins with a former girlfriend and that was also through a surrogate. 68 and with his busy schedule, I wonder how much time Robert has to devote to another child, let alone his other 5. Not that the 40 year old and 35 year old need that much attention, but still.

Did Demi Lovato Call Hilary Duff And Raven Simone Fat?


Demi Lovato took to her Twitter to complain about an eating disorder joke that she heard on Disney. Hmm, I think someone must have told her about it because I don't see Demi Lovato sitting around watching episodes of Shake It Up. Anyway, in one episode, a character says, "I could just eat you up, well if I ate." Demi then Tweeted, "I find it really funny how a company can lose one of their actress' from the pressures of an EATING DISORDER and yet still make joke about that very disease. #nice."

She makes a good point and Disney pulled that episode and one after it so I guess it must have an eating joke in it too. Demi could not stop herself though and then said the following about Hilary Duff and Raven Simone.

"And is it just me or are the actress' getting THINNER AND THINNER.... I miss the days of RAVEN, and LIZZIE MCGUIRE." Umm, did she just call them fat? Saying they were not thin? It kind of seems that way.

Another Month In Jail For Amber Portwood


The Indiana justice system is making me wish that Los Angeles celebrities had their cases heard there. They seem really tough. I think it is because they have more money for more jails so don't have to let people out after 5 hours of a one month sentence. In a court appearance yesterday, a judge in Indiana ordered that Amber Portwood has to stay in jail until at least January 27, 2012, and did not offer her bail or anything until the hearing on that date. Amber's crimes are about the same as Lindsay Lohan's, but the punishment is way different. I think what hurt Amber is that not only has she refused to take drug tests but she added the two new felonies arrests to her record since her probation sentence. She is accused of battery after beating the crap out of a girl at a restaurant and possession of a controlled substance.

Mel Gibson Is $425M Poorer


I hope that Oksana was worth $425M because that is what she ultimately cost Mel Gibson. The divorce between Mel and his wife has been finalized and Robyn Gibson got half of Mel's $850M in the biggest Hollywood payout ever. The crazy thing is he can't even stand the woman he left his wife for and the reason he is having to give half his money away. He should have tried to reconcile, but I guess the lure of dating European porn stars and reality stars was too much for him. Wow that is a lot of money. The couple were married for almost 30 years and have 42 children together.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Random Photos Part Three

You know, Anderson Cooper is not a bad looking guy.
Ashley Greene posing in front of her posters.
There sure has been a lot of Ashley Tisdale around lately.
Beyonce shows off her "baby bump."
Cory Monteith snowboarding in Vancouver.
It looks like David Arquette's fashion wackiness has rubbed off on his girlfriend.
Diane Keaton and her daughter.
Janice Dickinson and her daughter.
It's a Fresh Prince reunion minus the Vivians and Geoffrey.

Random Photos Part Two

Hilary Duff shows off her sister's artwork.
So, when you do a joint card like Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux did, I guess we can assume the relationship is serious.
Leonardo DiCaprio found himself another model. This time Erin Heatherton.
Lindsey Vonn on her way into Letterman.
Megan Fox and BAG doing some holiday grocery shopping.
Maggie Gyllenhaal hides her baby bump.
That is Owen Wilson there in the hat. Later he had four women that he hung out with all night.
Apparently Paris Hilton thought that looked good when she walked out of the house in Aspen.
Tom Cruise got a Christmas gift from Jonathan Ross. A necklace that says, "I've got everything."

Random Photos Part One - All Reader Photos

Three parts today.


Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3 (a doughnut with bacon on it. Yes please!!)
Reader Photo #4
Reader Photo #5
Reader Photo #6
Reader Photo #7
Reader Photo #8
Reader Photo #9

It's A Pair Of Shoes


Apparently the new Air Jordan's are very popular. So much so that police had to use pepper spray in Seattle to disperse would be shoppers. Oh, and in Atlanta four customers were arrested. The only injury so far has been a boy who had his arm broken when he was trampled in Michigan by customers trying to buy the shoe. Seriously? It is a pair of shoes people. I know you want them for Christmas, but violence? It is the holiday season and no shoe is worth trampling or violence. There have been countless reports all across the country of fights breaking out and death threats and over what, a shoe that you wear to make you seem cool?

The Best Viral Videos Of 2011

I think the title says it all.

Four For Friday

This seemingly perfect celebrity couple has just a few flaws. The husband is a very good looking B+ singer with a dad who used to be famous back in the day. The wife is a B- list actress who seems to be everywhere these days. They always seem so happy with each other but that does not mean the husband is not tempted to stray. At a recent party, the singer got really drunk and started hitting on a beauty pageant winner. I mean really hitting on her and even invited her to go back to his hotel room where he would have probably passed out drunk, but he did invite her. One of the singer's crew found out about it and dragged the singer away from his conquest and got him as far as the foyer of the singer's hotel room where the singer fell down and passed out and could not be moved. I guess the apple does not fall far from the tree.

Man Robs Bank To Pay Bar Tab


John Robin Whittle sat down at a bar in Tampa Bay and ordered a beer. After a few sips he got up, walked over to a bank and robbed it. He then went back to the bar and finished his beer. Oh, and while he was finishing his beer, the police came inside and arrested him. I don't know if he did this because he had no money to pay for the beer or because he thought that this would give him a great alibi to say he was in a bar or what. It was a bar during the middle of the day. There were like four people inside. You don't think they are going to notice one of the four leaving and coming back? Do you know what kind of people hang out in bars during weekdays? Well, besides me. Generally they are people that do not have jobs and are more than willing to turn you in to the police for a chance at some reward money or getting let off the hook the next time they get busted for taking a pee outside because they don't want to wait for the three people in line at the bathroom.

Justin Bieber And His Sister Sing A Duet

During the taping of Justin Bieber's holiday special in Canada he spent some time on stage with his sister.

Chaz Bono Moves Out


It must have been tough living under the same roof for the couple of months between the time Chaz Bono and his girlfriend broke up but having to wait for their television episode to air. It must have even been tougher having to do a little press for the episode which featured Chaz asking Jennifer Elia to marry him. Now it is all over though and Chaz is moving out. It still sucks to split right before the holidays. I think from Thanksgiving Day through New Years there should be no splitting up. I think this is especially true if there are children involved. Just suck it up and make nice for six weeks. I wonder if all that holiday stress leads to people splitting during that six week stretch and that if it was a different time of the year everything would be fine. Not saying that Chaz and Jennifer can be fixed because that is just not going to happen. There has been some crazy stuff that has happened inside that house.

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH Hollywood leading man pays a personal shopper $1,500 a day to buy his holiday gifts while he stays home watch­ing reality TV and smoking weed? The in-demand funnyman – whose public battle with depression once made headlines – avoids the TinselTown glitter while he makes one hit film after another.

George Michael Says He Almost Died


In a statement George Michael gave today upon his arrival in England from a 5 week hospital stay in Austria, George said that it was "touch and go" whether he would survive his battle with pneumonia. I have so much to say about this but just cannot figure out a way to say what I need to say without giving it all away. It is so frustrating to write about this. Hmmm. Did you know George Michael's doctor has also treated other singers?

In his statement George also said that he would not share everything that was wrong with him because he wanted to keep his family from some of it.

George almost cried several times while giving the statement and says this whole event has made him more spiritual and that he is a new man now.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

Not much to say here except that this B list actor from a popular franchise apparently has a fascination with Tijuana Donkey shows. He’s obsessed….

Taylor Armstrong Filed For Divorce So She Could Stay On Real Housewives


It turns out that Taylor Armstrong did not file for divorce from Russell Armstrong for abusing her or hitting her but rather in an attempt to stay on the television show. Producers were tired of Russell Armstrong threatening to sue them for airing footage of the domestic abuse allegations without any real proof and Bravo decided to pull the plug on the couple for any future seasons. Well, Taylor could not have that. I mean the woman needs fame. So, she filed for divorce. That way she keeps that nice and steady Bravo paycheck and she can look like the victim. Then, one month later Russell killed himself so Taylor could really look like the victim and say whatever she wanted to say about the guy.

Ted C Blind Item

You'd think that buckets of moolah, tons of adoring fans and a hot chick at your side would be enough.

Not so for Lesley Grotto, one of those swoon-worthy rock star types with the slick moves and killer abs. See, Les has all of that (including a knockout gal most dudes would kill to canoodle with) but—surprise! surprise!—he wants more, more, more.

Especially when it comes to chicks. ‘Cause let's be honest...

Lesley is a straight up dawg!

You wouldn't know it though because when he's around his "special" lady (especially when there are cameras around) Lesley is the image of a doting boyfriend—ya know, lovey dovey kisses and all the "awwww"-inducing crapola.

But when she's out of sight, she's definitely out of mind too.

Which leaves Lesley to do what he does best: sweet talking the panties off of any (and every) chick in sight.

"He's a total d-bag," one of the pretty party gals who attended one of the many booze-soaked event that Grotto frequents bitched to us. "He's all over chicks at these parties and flirts with everyone."

Continues our blabbermouth babe: "But as soon as he's with his woman he's a whole different man, all committed and monogamous."

Sounds smarmy. Well, actually, that totally sounds like half the other dudes in Tinseltown.

Here's the real Q though: If his lady found out would be really even care? We kinda think not.

AND IT AIN'T: Jason Mraz, Kanye West, Bruno Mars

Jonah Hill Lived In Brad Pitt's House


You want to know what today is? Today is a day where no one is really at work, or if you are, then you are hopefully sipping out of that flask you brought into work or surreptitiously pouring some in your coffee. Plus, every celebrity suddenly disappears so there is nothing exciting to write about. This is how a person ends up relating a Jonah Hill story from The Daily Show. Jonah said when he was filming 21 Jump Street in New Orleans, Brad Pitt offered to let him stay at Brad' s house there. Even though it was four months, Brad said it was fine. Of course he is going to say it is fine. Brad is not there anyway, so someone might as well use it. Jonah would get picked up every morning in a big black SUV and dropped off in the afternoon. That afternoon drop off usually coincided with a tour bus that would be showing people Brangelina's house. Here comes a big black SUV.

"Every day I'd get picked up in a black SUV and dropped off. But people in New Orleans know it's Brad Pitt's house. It's literally on the tour. So, I would go home every day from work and there'd be a tour outside and they'd be freaking out, and then I'd get out of the car, and you could hear a collective audible sigh of annoyance when it wasn't Brad Pitt!"

And then someone would shout, "It's Alan Gregory." I love that show. I don't get the sick fascination with his principal, but other than that I think it is funny.

Melanie Amaro Wins X-Factor


In what I thought was kind of an anti-climatic ending to kind of a anti-climatic season, Melanie Amaro won $5M and the first season of X Factor. I was never really into the show at all. It never grabbed my attention like the first few seasons of American Idol. I think also that since Simon Cowell is the boss and who decides which judges get to stay, that his mentee is always going to have the best chance of winning. How hard are you going to argue against the guy who signs your paycheck and decides if your contract gets renewed?

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Random Photos Part Three

Another day, another dead animal for Goldie Hawn.
Looks like Honor better stay off the internet or she will know what she is getting for Christmas from Santa/Jessica Alba.
Justin Bieber looks like a 10 year old kid in his dad's hockey clothes while standing next to Dion Phaneuf, but
give him a stick and a puck and the Canadian in Justin shows up in a hurry. That is pretty good form.
Jennifer Love Hewitt wins the baggiest clothes of the day award. It had previously been held by Mary Kate Olsen for a record 1,118 days.
Jason Statham on his way to pick up groceries.
Kate Bosworth all glammed up to get gas.

Random Photos Part Two

Been in Dallas a week and Khloe Kardashian is already doing charity work at a children's hospital.
Mark Wahlberg gets up close and personal with his daughter.
Because you know, Nicole Kidman probably feels like she needs to drop 10 or 20 pounds.
Nikki Reed and her husband, Paul McDonald aka the pale one.
Nicole Scherzinger out at the Grove. I don't know what they are going to do when Extra moves to Las Vegas. I think the celebrities like driving five or ten minutes and combining some shopping with their television appearance.
To get in her home you are going to have to fight your way past Susan Boyle.
Did you recognize Sammi Sweetheart from Jersey Shore?
How about Terri Seymour?
Vanessa Hudgens goes less Bohemian. Still looks like a walking Phish concert.