I don't know what it is about bar fights and Brody Jenner, but for the second straight relationship, his girlfriend has dumped him within a month or two of a bar fight. This time it was Avril Lavigne's turn. It seems like he has his girlfriends' back so that could be not it. Maybe it is just the sober realization that the guy does nothing for a living and is always following his girlfriends around like a lost puppy dog. Is that kind of redundant? I could probably just say lost puppy rather than lost puppy dog since a puppy is a dog. I think these lessons I am teaching myself from my 6th grade grammar books is really paying off. Next week I am going to diagram sentences. For some reason, Avril has not really got over Deryck Whibley or come to grips with who she really is as a person.