Friday, January 27, 2012

Drop Dead Diva Stunt Casts Kim Kardashian


I don't know if Josh Berman is smoking crack or just wants to hang out with Kim Kardashian all day but the executive producer of Drop Dead Diva has just cast Kim in a recurring role and she is not even going to play herself. She will be actually required to act. As a viewer of her porn tape, let me assure you that Kim has no acting capabilities whatsover. I tend to not watch Lifetime except during the holiday season. The only reason I watch it then is because my mom has Lifetime or Hallmark on 24 hours a day because one or the both of them shows holiday movies all season long and she keeps those channels on a continuous loop and has either a radio station or her iPod streaming Christmas music in every room of the house to the point where you just become so over saturated with the holidays you want to go out and hang out with some Jehovah Witnesses and knock on some doors.


I have seen an episode or two of Drop Dead Diva and it did not appear to need stunt casting to stay alive. It is on Lifetime after all. I just am anti anything that gives Kim an opportunity to stay in my vision any longer than she has to.

34 comments:

Tempestuous Grape said...

I absolutely love the show...but this is someone who likes crap tv. I think it's going on it's 3rd or 4th season and ratings are probably faltering. It's a strictly crap ladies show, so I'm sure teh ladiez will love her on the show.

Seachica said...

Are you anti your column, Enty? A Kardashian ban would go a long way toward getting rid of these crazies. It worked with Paris.

MISCH said...

Never watched and not I never will.

Vicki Cupper said...

You mean it's not a reality show? Damn, I would totally watch if it were a snuff film.

Erin said...

They should've cast her before her stunt marriage. I don't see how this will help ratings much at this point. Hopefully there's a recast.

TaterOnTheCouch said...

Can we please stop with the Kim K posts? I'm tired of that fool.

AKM said...

Yes, PLEASE stop with the Kardashian nonsense...and I HATE that photo.

All that said, I really like "Drop Dead Diva," but if they cater to this idiot and give her a role, I'll not watch.

nolachickee said...

Dear Kim

Mr. Berman most likely cast you because he's a)bat shit crazy, b)likes big butts and he cannot lie, or c)needs ratings really badly. So don't flatter yourself that you're an actress now.

Enty, can we PLEASE stop this madness? No more K clan posts ever!!!

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

So what...who cares....let the chick be an actress....

crila16 said...

I love drop dead diva...but now I'm sad. They don't need Kim to boost rating. Why...why oh why would they cast her? She's just going to ruin the show.

Shay said...

Welp, there's another show I now won't watch.

__-__=__ said...

I vote b)likes big butts and he cannot lie

I truly hope Kartrashian is getting a google alert on this thread right now!

Those eyelashes are just Latisse gone wrong.

Mango said...

Hi, I'm Troy McClure!

crila16 said...

Lol...Thanks _-_=_. Now I have that song Big butts in my head and it wont go away.

sunshine said...

darn it! i loved that show! noticed....loved! ha!

Lori said...

daaaang it!!! i <3 that show, but i absolutely REFUSE to watch anything with KK:(

NernersHuman said...

I LOVE how hilariously unflattering that picture of Kim is.

Sis Cesspool said...

I wonder if she used that staged SUV ride with Pimp Mama Kris as her audition tape?

RocketQueen said...

19 comments and counting...

FS said...

Enty your own website keeps Kim and all the other Kartrashians in our vision, as well as yours. I know that you try to only post the stuff that you can mock, and us along with you, but you can't make comments like that if you are posting items and photos about this family almost daily.

Pick one, either post about them daily and stop pretending you want them to go away, or limit your posts to once a week, kind of like the four for friday theme. Have a Kartrashian Tuesday or something.

Don't mean to sound bossy, obviously its your blog, but as a faithful reader it's kind of, umm, frustrating to see a comment like that from the guy who posts about them every day.

okay, mini rant over.

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Vicki Cupper said...

http://youtu.be/VG7vlecw5_I


Dammit. How do you make it clickable?

Sylvia said...

Don't care for the show. Probably once Ms. BigButt appears the ratings will take a dive lol.

That pic is hilarious LOL.

Has anyone seen the clipping where she is talking about her married to Kourtney and Kourtney's bf. It is funny when Kim is supposedly crying. Thought it was hilarious with her fake crying and the faces she makes LOLOL.

parissucksliterally said...

If any of you want a real laugh at KK, go to Dlisted! Snoop Dogg RAGS on her on his website. HILARIOUS

Lelaina Pierce said...
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Lelaina Pierce said...

Let me try this again...

@Vicki - You have to use HTML tags to make the links clickable.

Example:
*<*a href="youTube.com"*><*/a*>*

^Use this but don't type in any asterisks.

If you want to make a word a link its:

*<*a href="youTube.com"*>Here's My Video, Yo!<*/a*>*



I so love that photo. Instant giggles. Every. Time.

MadLyb said...

I don't know what you're talking about, but just dropped in to LOLZ at the pic. Thank you, Enty, for clamoring to the wishes of your faithful readers. :)

Mooshki said...

I think it's far worse that Tyler Perry cast her in his new movie. What the hell was he thinking? Just the thought of the amazing Jurnee Smollett having to share the same screen with her makes me sick to my stomach.

islandwalker said...

You should see the message board on Lifetime/DDD, not one positive comment from regular Diva fans and close to 1000 negative. This is not going to happen.

ardleigh said...

Damn! Why can't this trifling trollop fall off the radar??? Off to Lifetime to protest the hiring of this twit.

Dani said...

"you can't make a ho a housewife" lmao!

bitch can't act on her own reality show.

Miss X said...

I like that show. This news makes me sad.

Salsa Lover said...

I love this show. It is one of the few that casts a larger woman in a role where she gets love, sex, is successful, etc. and has had to come to terms w/ how she is. Plus it is fun!! I'm more than sad Kim K will be on... let's hope they decide against it.