Friday, January 13, 2012

"Jerseylicious" Star Alexa Prisco Calls RH-New Jersey Cast Hookers - I Think

Alexa Prisco was interviewed by Rob Shuter for his television show and she spent a lot of the time talking about how all of the reality stars from New Jersey needed to spend some time getting educated and working on their speaking skills and grammar and just being better people. Whatever. She then started really going after the Real Housewives of New Jersey. It sounded liked she was calling them all hookers, but because she did not communicate her thoughts very well or do everything she said everyone else should do, it is a little confusing. The quote was, "I can't even with the Housewives of New Jersey. This is the thing, there are different divisions of hookers, you know what I mean? There are hookers that made the right choice, that got the right guy and got a diamond and got a relationship. Because this is the thing, my shoes, my handbag, I bought them. I didn't have to have sex with anybody to get them and invest myself in a long term relationship."

So, is she saying that women who get things without being in a long term relationship are one kind of hooker and that if you are in a long term relationship you are another kind of hooker, but because she is not in a relationship she is not a hooker? I don't get it. Someone please clarify.

14 comments:

Sevenmack said...

Well, save for Caroline Manzo, and perhaps, Theresa ('cause, seriously, she would have moved on from Joe a long time ago), I'd have to say Alexa is probably right about the rest of them. Especially Jacqueline and Melissa; the only way anyone marries the little ball of daddy issues and confused sexuality that is Joe Gorga is because he's (pretending to be) balling.

Pookie said...

wait, wait wait...she bags on the jersey housewives for their speech and grammar, but a few seconds later begins a sentence w/ , 'me and snooki...' ? say WHUT??? #doesnotcompute #teamolivia

Lauren said...

I have only seen a few clips from this show, and never actually sat down and watched it, but I prefer to think that anyone who acts as vile as any of these women, although not necessarily a hooker, is certainly a horrible human being.

Shay said...

LMAO @ Pookie

califblondy said...

That's the best I've ever seen her look. She's usually a hot mess.

The queen of the glam fairies has a big mouth and says a lot of crap. She likes the attention and basically pissing people off.

Obviously, I know to much about this show and yet I've never watched even one episode of Jersey Shore.

califblondy said...

too not to, yikes.

Robert said...

Now that you mention it, Joe Gorga does seem to like getting his drag on, pretty enthusiastically. He seems to slip a wig on as quickly as a pair of Calvin Klein boxer briefs!

nolachickee said...

I think she's saying that if you need to get with a man to get stuff, that makes you a hooker. So all married women are hookers - some make better choices in their men than others.

Why am I trying to decipher this assclown?

Susan said...

Oh, snap. A Jerseylicious post?!? I didn't realize anyone watched this besides me.

Alexa just says things to shock people. And I think she has major anger issues.

That said, I do think all these tramps on reality Jersey TV are hot messes. Especially the housewives and the Jersey shore trash. Those bitches aren't even from Jersey except for Sammie!

Jerseylicious is SO freakin' staged. But I love Olivia in all her tacky spandex and sequin and animal print glory. It's like a Jersey mall barfed on her.

As a lifelong Jersey girl, I do think the peeps on Jerseylicious are the most authentic in their Jerseyness. So is Theresa on NJ Housewives. And in an odd way, the Mob Wives broads seem very Jersey to me even though they are SO New York. The Big Ang character is a trip!!! There are like 10 ladies like that in my town. Ha ha.

We could seriously have a panel discussion on Jersey reality shows for the love of God.

Lioness70 said...

As a Jersey native who refuses to watch either show or "Jersey Shore"...

She's saying she's rich because of her hard work and not because she was some ho looking for a sugar daddy.

I think.

califblondy said...

Susan, I'm a big fan. While I like all of the Traci/Olivia drama, my faves are Frankie's parents. They scream JERSEY to me.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Alexa is :::cuckoo's nest::: :::cuckoo's nest::: but I hear what she's saying.

The term "hookers" is sooooo 70's to me.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Question.

What the hell is a Glam Fairy?

BlahFrickinBlah said...

This chick is annoying as fuck but she's basically saying that these chicks married for money which she feels is being a hooker and her self righteous ass made her own money. What she doesn't realize is that if she wasn't such a bitch, she could have her own money and the rich guy too. Sit DOWN Alexa.