I have to admit that when celebrities say what month they are due I don't usually pay attention. I have also noticed that when I type contractions now, I expect them to automatically be populated with an apostrophe because that is what technology does for me on my phone. When I saw some commercial or something that mentioned that Jessica Simpson was going to be at the SuperBowl or doing something that required her to fly on SuperBowl weekend, I found myself asking out loud whether she would be giving birth at that time and wouldn't it be dangerous for her to fly. Well, my dad gave me the side eye and wondered why on earth I would be wondering aloud about Jessica Simpson and her delivery date.
In Touch says that Jessica has booked a private room and her C-Section for April. April? Seriously? She still has three more months to go? That is crazy. Can she possibly get larger? I honestly have to say I will be very worried for her if she has to go three more months. Don't you gain more weight in the last three months than the other six combined? To me she looks like the perfect size for someone who is about to give birth.
Am I wrong to worry? Maybe it is just the camera? I am all for a Jessica Simpson gain weight kind of pregnancy versus a fake Nicole Kidman baby bump or what Rachel Zoe called being pregnant, but at some point you have to worry about your health right?