Monday, January 16, 2012

Kate Major Arrested For Battery


One week out of rehab, and it appears that Kate Major might need to go back again. The former girlfriend of Michael Lohan was arrested over the weekend for battery and for resisting arrest and ordered to complete a mental health and drug evaluation and bring it back to the court Tuesday morning so they know how to proceed against her. I would hate to speculate whether Michael Lohan is involved, but I like to speculate. If so, then I think I would order them to go live on a deserted island somewhere in Indonesia and to not come back for at least 10 years. Sure, it is a dirty trick to play on Indonesia, but hey, they do have a whole lot of unused islands.

17 comments:

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Addicted to drama

nolachickee said...

Seriously??? She has to complete a mental health and drug eval so they know how to proceed?!? This judge does not keep up with their entertainment news. Regardless, she has bat shit crazy written all over her face.

Barton Fink said...

And yet she outclasses Dina Lohan in every possible way.

EmEyeKay said...

I have bags like hers this morning.

Nolachickee, you said it, it's all over her face!

anita_mark said...

How can some people be so white trash?

Pen-a-lope said...

Look at her pupils. She is obviously faded on drugs.

Mari said...

Just skip my long post, but I can't resist.
One day in Emerg, a cretin came (handcuffed) had been arrested for hitting his girlfriend. Cops arrive, he tried to run through the unfinished basement wall into the carport (classy!) and of course, knocked himself out.
Next week, GF comes in, (handcuffed) she got hubby home and after a night of drinking she tried to brain him with a disposable turkey roasting pan (alcohol poisoning causes brain damage) and when that didn't work she started to attempt suffocation by half defrosted turkey. The neighbour who saw this called the cops, she bails out the window into a barberry bush (ouch!) and then has to be pepper sprayed when she tried to bite a cop.
Next month, BF is back, (cuffed) needs over 100 staples/sutures/butterfly bandages to try to reattach his back fat, which has become detached when GF bought a mirror at a garage sale, carried it home, he was drinking (I know.) said he didn't like it, and punched her in the face - so she smashed the mirror on him and then proceeded to slice and dice. She was brought in later to get lacerations on her hands stitched up.
Three months later it was BF, (do I need to say it?) the police dog did a number on him when he stabbed it with a broken beer bottle (the dog was fine, that was my concern too) after he fled the scene when he bashed her face in with a 2x4 with a nail in it. (She was taken to a trauma unit downtown for that one.)
So a year later, a card arrives at the nurses' station. They wanted to thank us for the wonderful care, and send us a picture of their wedding.
This is what I think of when I think at Kate and Michael.

Robert said...

Mari: That's a helluva story! Ain't love grand?

thejadedentrepreneur said...

Why are you reporting on this hog nobody? She's disgusting, the WORST kind of fame whore. Fucking Jon Gossling, then Michael Lohan. GROSS. Fuck her and fuck her drug problems. Quit reporting on this hog.

chopchop said...

Is it just me or does she resemble Michael Lohan in this photo?

And, Mari: great story! Well, not "great" per se, but, you know.

EmEyeKay said...

Mari - that's... just... oh, man.

Mango said...

@Mari - that sure puts a spin on the game Clue! It was the bimbo in the kitchen with a turkey.

This woman is seriously damaged. Unless she seeks help she will continue to act out like this. Enty is right - a deserted island with NO DRUGS AND ALCOHOL. Although she'd probably find a way to ferment coconut milk...

ghost said...

What thejadedentrepreneur said.

Why should anyone give a shit about Kate Major? Since when does fucking the famewhore dad of a cracked out, has been actress render one relevant?

RocketQueen said...

@thejadedentrepreneur - that's kind of insult to hogs, which are pretty sweet :)

Funny how most of us manage to go through our lives NEVER being arrested (okay, maybe not me, but you know what I'm saying), but tricks like this rack up several arrests a year. #mightbetimetochangeyourlifestyle

Mari said...

@Mango
Wadsworth, one day, when we're alone together....
Mrs. White, no man in his right mind would be alone together with you.
@Robert, one of the nurses (whenever we had this pair, or any of the other nitwit couples who used to act the fool) used to introduce herself "Hi! I'm Julie, your cruise director!" We always loved that line..... Oddly, they didn't get it!
@chopchop, @EmEyeKay I know. Kind of brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it. As in an 'I weep for humanity.'.
There are some nurse blogs out there that are the starched cap versions of CDaN, and like celebs, you never know whether to be horrified or entertained.

sussique said...

kate major is interesting in spite of the fact she is a tool.

ureallyannoyme said...

So, let's review...2-1/2 years ago she meets Jon Gosselin and quits her job as a writer for a national entertainment magazine to become a professional girlfriend.

Since then she's cycled through 2 douchebags, been assaulted by one of them multiple times, been arrested multiple times, and is now undergoing court-ordered psychiatric and substance abuse evaluations.

Isn't that how Mrs. Thatcher got her start?