Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Accused Of Being A High End Hooker


The self-professed delusional man who filed a lawsuit against Lindsay Lohan and had it served on her yesterday, might not really have a case against Lindsay for unfair business practices, but it is interesting to note that in his suit he just randomly decided to accuse her of being a high class hooker. Actually, his words were "high end prostitute." He also does say that he was a Marine who served in the Middle East so I wonder if he maybe saw Lindsay there and that is where that information came from? Apparently Lindsay also holds the key to clemency for all people involved in the killing of Osama Bin Laden. I know, so maybe that high end hooker thing is just a figment of imagination too.

35 comments:

Kimberly said...

Notice she has gone playboy bimbo blonde..maybe the manson is her next goal

bridget said...

God, she looks awful.

parissucksliterally said...

This guy is insane, but i do believe she is a hooker. I believe it 100%, especially after those pics of her in NY months ago...

Poppymann said...

"..maybe the manson is her next goal'

Ha. I wish.

MISCH said...

Yup, he's a nut...but on that one point I have to agree with him...

figgy said...

This has to be the worst picture of her EVER.

Of course she's a high-priced hooker, I thought that was established months ago. Then again, not even sure the price is THAT high either.

Rose said...

This guy is totally crazy. There is no way Lindsay is a high end prostitute. Try a low rent hooker. I think she has Pretty Woman running through her mind on a loop with her in the starring role.

Feisty said...

I don't think she has much of a mind left, there doesn't appear to be anyone behind the curtain in pictures. So sad.

ms snarky said...

Does this girl not own a hairbrush? Or mirror?

Syko said...

Girlfriend is not looking very good these days. It's been a long time since she was actually pretty, but I think she's disintegrating by the week. I never get the long flowing extensions/hair thing, no style to it at all, and the color! Why on earth does a natural redhead do that to herself? Her boobs are down to her elbows now, her fat lips look horrid and her makeup is atrocious. I guess there's some value in her having a name, though, which is what keeps her from being just a two dollar whore walking the streets.

BigMama said...

She may not actually BE a high end hooker - or low end for that matter - but she certainly looks like a hooker. Sheesh! She used to be such a cute girl.

chopchop said...

Wow that hair is awful. My daughters' Barbies have healthier hair than that. And that face! Yeesh.

Do you guys think there is any way for her to turn it around at this point, a la RDJ? I mean, even if she does a total 180 & cleans herself up/takes responsibility for her actions, her looks are gone. Totally gone. Not that RDJ looks like hell but it is more acceptable for men in Hollywood to age and look a bit rugged ... but not women. I don't even think extensive plastic surgery would help reverse what Lindsay has done. Sad sad sad.

Syko said...

I don't think she can turn it around. She's messed up her looks too badly. And the real difference between her and RDJ is that he is a good actor.

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BK in QC said...

Have you seen the cast of Jersey Shore lately? The Situation looks like an old fart, Pauly D's skin looks worst than LL's, etc... They dont look any better. Maybe it's a NJ thing.

Lioness70 said...

This is news? Wasn't this hinted at months or even years ago?

I hate how she trashed her hair. I'm a brunette with auburn highlights who wishes I had red hair. It's criminal hiding that color.

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crila16 said...

I remember reading a BV a long time ago about a teen actress who slept with an entire rock/pop group (can't remember which one). I believe the reveal was Lindsay...or it was believed to be Lindsay with all the clues.

And completely agree with Bridget...God she looks awful.

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Sherry said...

I'm with everyone here...Her hair..Why? She has natural red hair and she does this? I swear I think after Brandon called her fire crotch she got so self conscious and nver went back to her natural color. Sad..

And I think she might be too late for the RDJ turnaround. She's burned too many bridges in H'wd now..Too late.

figgy said...

Sadly, @chopchop is right. RDJ can be considered good-looking with his seamed face, it adds "character" for him. For a woman? Nnnnno. Shame, but true.

anita_mark said...

Small request - if this post is a comment to an actual event, can you include a link to an article or whatever site contains more info or something so we can have more context? I have no idea what this post is about. I love making fun of her and will never tire of it but I would like to understand the point of a post.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@anita_mark - http://www.dlisted.com/2012/01/17/lindsay-lohan-accused-being-high-class-whore-homeless-man

(Am I allowed to do that?)

She is so sad. I doubt anyone will ever be able to take her seriously.

nolachickee said...

I made the observation yesterday that Lindsay's face was morphing into LeAnn's face. Today I take that back. Lindsay is morphing into Sylvia Miles. And I don't mean Sylvia from the 1960's. I mean Sylvia from Wall Street to the present. If Lindsay puts on some pounds, you will swear they are twins.

RocketQueen said...

She's definitely a hooker. And based on what she goes for, I think she would qualify as high-end for now. But not for long if she keeps on this track.

Del Riser said...

The guy is crazy for sure...and Lilo looks horrible.
This picture seems to capture what I think has happened to her; lost her way, damaged, used up, drugged out, and no good chance of redeeming herself in polite society.
It's a shame for any once talented person to so lose themselves while under the "guidance" of a parent.

Sorka8 said...

All that beautiful redhair bleached to hell and then molested by awful extensions.

The girl is a mess.

ghost said...

High priced? Maybe. High end? HAHAHAHA.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@chopchop - I just really don't see it happening. I think RDJ had some personal accountability and LL has never shown that she has a drop.

The thought of Lohan being behind OBL's assassination makes me laugh REAL hard.

Tara said...

Lawd, her hair is a MESS...I can't believe that no one said anything when she went out the door like that.

Get some handlers (or better ones), Lindsay!

Mooshki said...

Lelaina, I agree. When RDJ was at the bottom, he openly said "I am an addict. I don't believe I will ever be sober." I think the fact that he was honest with himself about what was going on is a big part of how he was able to recover. Just about every word that comes out of LiLo's mouth is a lie.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Agree with pretty much everything everyone's said above. RDJ was able to make a comeback happen because he took responsibility for his own actions, already had a reputation as a damn good actor, and was a basically decent guy (albeit one w/a bigass problem) whom lots of people liked and wanted to see do well. (He also has a wicked sense of humor and is not above cracking jokes about his own ups and downs; having a sense of perspective and being able to laugh at yourself can go a loooooooong way.) Lilo blames everything on everybody but herself, has frittered away any acting talent she once had, and any good will people had towards her by being unprofessional and unreliable, and takes herself way too seriously. It may not be too late for her yet, but time's running out rapidly, and she doesn't realize it and/or doesn't really care. (And yes, bleaching out that gorgeous red hair and messing up her lips like that is dreadful.) It's too easy to blame it all on her horrible parents; although they definitely deserve a lot of blame, in the end she's a grown woman and responsible for herself. *sigh*

ardleigh said...

I think Lindsay wanted to make herself into a new person. That's why she's blond with the ratty ass extensions.

I have wondered for awhile if when she was young teen/tween, if Dina tricked her out to some perv. NOT that I'm excusing her dumb-ass behavior but, I really wonder about Dina pimping her out.

Speaking of pervs has Corey talked yet???

Rose said...

Lindsay has never fully matured into an adult emotionally or mentally. She's still mentally a teenager blaming everyone else for her problems. At least RDJ was an actual adult aware of the problems he was fighting.

lzahart said...

Agreed LL is most definitely making money "creatively" but it seems from stuff here that the work is overseas and with people who can afford to pay. So that's high end I suppose... for now. Wonder when she will reach Brittny Gastineau level? I wonder what her ask price is? Does she quote by the hour or the night or does she bill in hourly increments? Inquiring minds really want to know.