The self-professed delusional man who filed a lawsuit against Lindsay Lohan and had it served on her yesterday, might not really have a case against Lindsay for unfair business practices, but it is interesting to note that in his suit he just randomly decided to accuse her of being a high class hooker. Actually, his words were "high end prostitute." He also does say that he was a Marine who served in the Middle East so I wonder if he maybe saw Lindsay there and that is where that information came from? Apparently Lindsay also holds the key to clemency for all people involved in the killing of Osama Bin Laden. I know, so maybe that high end hooker thing is just a figment of imagination too.