For some reason FHM decided to put Paris Hilton in their magazine. I have no idea why. She does not sell magazines and no guys I know think she is even mildly attractive. Any portion of the brain that may have thought she was attractive has been overwhelmed by everything that has come out of her mouth and the fact that well, she is Paris Hilton and has been with what seems literally everyone and by everyone I mean people you would want to disinfect before coming near, let alone having sex with. I literally just got shudders.
Wednesday, January 04, 2012
Anyway, as part of the torture FHM is inflicting they also interviewed Paris who blathered on about her business empire and how she has had over a billion dollars in sales in the past 6 years. Uh huh. In the interview she talks about how she was filming a reality show in the UK and went out a few times with Prince Harry and William a few times and that they were really nice.
She makes it sound like they agreed to meet up and go out or they picked her up or she dropped by their place. None of that is true. She ended up being at the same club as them once, I think, and maybe just maybe it was twice. They ignored her every second despite her trying her very hardest to make them notice her. Do you honestly think that if they had actually hung out with her that she would have failed to talk about it incessantly and posted photos to Twitter every five seconds. In her mind she went out with them. You know what? In my mind I had sex with Angelina Jolie the other day with Eva Mendes on the sidelines cheering me on. Does not make it actually true.