It has been almost three decades since Tim Gunn had sex. He said on that ABC show yesterday that looks a lot like The View and The Talk but is called The Revolution and are no better than the soaps they replaced, that when he was in a relationship 30 years ago his former partner was impatient with Tim's sexual performance. He must have been really impatient for Tim to go without since the early 80's. Do you ever think that right under the surface Tim seems ready to explode? What kind of sexual performance issues did Tim have? They were together for six years so the performance must have not been that bad. In a movie version of himself, Tim would have a deep dark secret and probably be a serial killer who cuts out pictures of people in magazines and puts them up on a wall while whispering in a voice you cannot hear until it progressively gets louder and louder until he is screaming "make it work!"