Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Today's Blind Items

I guess this woman is still an actress, but she has not been in anything forever. She makes her living these days by living off her past fame and recent reality performances. Back in the day she was a solid B lister. Anyway, she has trouble getting dates so she and her A list married movie actor friend have a little deal. When he finds someone for himself, he tries to find someone who enjoys men and women. She beards for the actor and gets some fun on the side. The bonus is the A list actor does all the paying. It seems no one is willing to be with our aging actress for free.

52 comments:

Chrissy Buns said...

Yeah, I got nothin'...

MontanaMarriott said...

HUH?
Ok, so B list has been actress has a gay best friend who is married but not to her?? Or married to a dude but she beards for him?? I am CONFUSED here

L said...

I would like to say Pamela Anderson [the blind does not say if the b lister is TV or Movies] but I got nothing for the gay A list actor... might be totally off. Help! :)

L said...

wait a second.. if she beards for the actor, does that mean she is his wife? Oooooooh!! need to think this one through!

MontanaMarriott said...

That is why I am confused why would he need her to beard if he is already married? Unless he is married to a dude perhaps??

izz said...

I also don't understand this blind if the A-Lister is married wouldn't his spouse be his beard? Or is the blind saying when the A lister has his bit on the side he picks someone who is bi and the B list actress beards for the side piece?

I may have just confused myself even more

L said...

i think my brain just exploded.. :P

pomme said...

this blind item is confused

BigMama said...

I'm with "L" on this one, my brain needs more DHA now

Mary said...

Kirstie Alley and her buddy John Travolta.

Cheryl said...

I think Mary got it. That would make sense.

FS said...

Kudos Mary, somehow you translated that and I think you hit it right on target. :)

Del Riser said...

I'm bad at these anyway, and this is nearly impossible. I feel kind of sorry for our actress, guess it's good she has a friend.

funkyniblets said...

The A-List actor is married but has a side piece, for whom the actress is bearding.
I suspect someone from Dancing with the Stars.. Kirstie is a good guess.

Del Riser said...

@Mary, wow, that does make sense.

L said...

Yes Mary - thank you!!! my brain can rest now :)

MISCH said...

Say What ?

ParkerNosey said...

As soon as I read it, Hubby said Kirstie Alley. His first guess. Proud Wifey right now and I totally agree. Once you know the name, everything fits.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Great job, Mary!

RJ said...

Even though I don't understand the wording of this blind at all, I think Mary is right and that is Alley and Travolta. Maybe she beards for her date who is bisexual and having relations with both of them. If so, that's pretty icky, but if they'll all enjoying themselves . . . whatever.

MontanaMarriott said...

Mary thank you soooo much, GREAT WORK, Hmmmmm I wonder what Scientology has to say about this?!?!

Basil said...

So if this is Kristie, who has she been "dating" latley?

Amartel said...

"I wonder what Scientology has to say about this?!?!"

"Please make your check payable to 'The Church of Scientology ..."

spacecowboy78 said...

I'm late to the party and had to re-read that a few times, but no one fits this better than Alley and Travolta.

Carrie L. said...

Thank you, Mary, you're awesome!

NernersHuman said...

Well, I agree with the Alley/Travolta guess, and taking that into consideration, re-read the BI. I think the writer means "beards" as in she plays along with the illusion that he is this happy hetero husband and father, and she gets sexy fun time as payment.

RenoBlondee said...

@Amartel I just giggled out loud, too funny!
Good job Mary, I think you nailed it!

Beth said...

Mary both solved this one and made this make sense in one go.

Well done, Mary!

DixieTheNoble82 said...

I'm really bad at these, so this was extra tough. Like others, I had nothing until what @Mary said.

Kristie Alley seems obnoxious to me.

thejadedentrepreneur said...

I find it incredibly hard to believe that anyone would have to pay guys to date Kirstie Alley. She ain't at the top of her game, fact, but come on, the woman surely can get laid. Lets be real.

Jules said...

since when does Kirstie Alley beard for John Travolta? Isnt that Kelly Prestons job?

Boobs U said...
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Boobs U said...

Off topic, but what happened to the commenter "Rita?" There was all of that drama and now she has disappeared following the GG's. Anyone know anything?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

What drama? I missed it.

RocketQueen said...

Oh man, I'm totally lost. I guess this could be Kirstie, but is this implying she beards for John or the person John is picking up? And does that mean John and Kirstie would sometimes get it on? So confused.

ms snarky said...

@Boobs-
Rita could be away for a few days. You know, working, or on vacation, or under the weather? It's not a conspiracy, sometimes people are too busy for CDAN. I know it doesn't seem possible, but it does happen!

Vicki Cupper said...

So exactly how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

EmEyeKay said...

This is another one of those blinds where I can't imagine making a guess because I don't understand the question!

Bnl1016 said...

RQ had it right as to what the "bearding" meant. And Mary had the parties right.

Its staying Kirstie = B list has been is bffs w/ John = married A lister.

When John finds a dude he wants to hook up with he makes sure dude swings both ways. They put on the facade that Kirstie is the one dating said hook up (therefore bearding for him so no one knows he's really hooking up with John) but since he swings both ways she gets a hook up as well. And the "dating" is all on John's dime.

Remember that young dude she was running around with for awhile yet she insisted he was not her bf, just a good friend. Prime example of this. He was really meant for John but to keep it on the downlow he paraded around as Kirstie's friend instead.

MadLyb said...

I'm going with the only guess here. Thanks to Mary for clearing this up.

The Knockout Drop said...

I would like to see Rita back now and then, like the rest of us. I don't think it's necessary for anyone to make multiple comments on every post.

Boobs U said...

True knockout. I've been reading since the beginning and rarely post. It tends to get annoying when one person dominates the comments. I was just curious because she hasn't posted lately.

Bnl1016 said...

^ i wish i could "like" comments here sometimes. no need to be excessive or first all the time.

i like everyone in moderation.

ardleigh said...

LOVE ya Enty, but this made my head spin like those word problems back in math class at school.

" If two trains leave the station at the same time and Train A picks up 10 passengers in New York City and Train B leaves 5 off in Trenton but picks up two then ...we'll all need an aspirin {and possibly a shot of Jack} to get the answer. ;)"

Sarah said...

Tatum O'Neil?

Mango said...

@ Boobs U - Rita also posts under the name Ida Blankenship.

Victor said...

what about Hugh Jackman & his wife - when did she last act ?

Mooshki said...

Mango, step away from the crack, lol. Ida is most definitely not Rita. Unless she is involved in some sort of performance art she hasn't told us about.

Jasmine said...

@Mango, I can assure you with reasonable confidence that Ida IS NOT Rita.
Their tones, POV, levels of cogency and many more things distinguish the two women.

Jasmine said...

Moosh- we almost jinxed each other :P

Get outta my head! hahaha

Tia C said...

This screams Carrie Fisher to me. I doubt Kirstie Alley has to pay for dates.

hamster party said...

@Amartel I lol'd!