At some point even rappers realized they were quickly running out of names and that any new ones would just be idiotic so have started using their real names. I think it really went downhill with Gucci Mane. Because The Situation became famous for referring to himself in the third person as a pronoun? noun? Situation is a noun, but The Situation would become a pronoun wouldn't it? Anyway, The Situation made all his friends pick nicknames that were also nouns that could be come pronouns. Jonathan Manfre got first pick and chose The Unit. The person who picked last got The Dishwasher. He soon left the group because he had shamed his parents with his choice. Police have indicted Jonathan who has done a remarkable job of ticking off Snooki every chance he gets. Jonathan was charged with a felony for possession of ketamine. Nothing like Special K. Oh, see, now that is a good name. You can be a drug or a diet cereal.