At this point I am not sure if Weston Cage is actually divorced, and if so, whether his ex-wife is pregnant or was ever pregnant or if Nicolas Cage really believes he is Superman and wears a red cape everywhere like Kevin Spacey in Fred Claus. Yeah, I have seen it. Hey, at Christmas there are only so many movies to go around and a lot of time and days to fill. The only thing I have not broken the seal on yet are Lifetime and Hallmark. My mom has and there she sits watching 24 hours straight of Christmas movies featuring D listers who were kind of a big thing back in the 80's and 90's. I figure if you go down that road, you will have a hard time ever recovering and that spiked eggnog will soon be your lover.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Anyway, Weston is telling the world on his Facebook that he is married. With Weston you just never know. When he did actually get married last time his dad showed up. I'm guessing Nicolas only has one or two of those appearances in his lifetime and Weston looks like he might be going for enough weddings to have to use his toes to count them all.
What I find strange is that the woman he supposedly married has two sad faces on his status update announcing the marriage. Divorce already? (Thanks Pamela)