Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Weston Cage Married Someone Again



At this point I am not sure if Weston Cage is actually divorced, and if so, whether his ex-wife is pregnant or was ever pregnant or if Nicolas Cage really believes he is Superman and wears a red cape everywhere like Kevin Spacey in Fred Claus. Yeah, I have seen it. Hey, at Christmas there are only so many movies to go around and a lot of time and days to fill. The only thing I have not broken the seal on yet are Lifetime and Hallmark. My mom has and there she sits watching 24 hours straight of Christmas movies featuring D listers who were kind of a big thing back in the 80's and 90's. I figure if you go down that road, you will have a hard time ever recovering and that spiked eggnog will soon be your lover.


Anyway, Weston is telling the world on his Facebook that he is married. With Weston you just never know. When he did actually get married last time his dad showed up. I'm guessing Nicolas only has one or two of those appearances in his lifetime and Weston looks like he might be going for enough weddings to have to use his toes to count them all.

What I find strange is that the woman he supposedly married has two sad faces on his status update announcing the marriage. Divorce already? (Thanks Pamela)

17 comments:

figgy said...

Those aren't sad faces, they're happy faces...the mouth points up towards the little eyes, see? :)

Vikingwench said...

Figgy's right... I thought they were sad faces, too, until I realized she just made backward happy faces

EmEyeKay said...

She's going to be making a lot of backward happy faces in the future.

Jessica said...

Enty his last wife had an abortion, remember when he went on a rant saying that she "killed my baby"?

Feisty said...

He needs meds and more ass kickings from someone. I just watched the SNL skit You Can Do Anything! and I think that is him to the T.

Tempestuous Grape said...

:::yawn:::

Seachica said...

Emeyekay is right -- lots of backward in her future. I'm starting the pool on how long this lasts. Over/under is the length of Kim k's msrriage.

chopchop said...

"The immovable knot"?? Yeah, you said that with the last forever wife. Not so immovable, is it?

*yawn* I long for the days when celeb offspring no longer make the news.

Cheryl said...

I agree with chopchop about celeb offspring. One day I want to hear Demi Moore say that Scout is doing well at med school, or hear about Ava Phillippe the accountant. Then, I might be interested.

timebob said...

I love, love, love Wes's facebook. He is beyond insane. I think he did post a few months ago he was divorced. Those two had nothing so it is not like there was money to fight over. I doubt the ex could go after his trust fund. I do still wonder what happend to that "baby".

figgy said...

@Cheryl, haha! Totally agree. I always wondered why so few of these celeb offspring don't take advantage of their inherited money and go do something non-lucrative but interesting, like be a professor of anthropology studying ancient Polynesian fetish dolls or something.

...or maybe quite a few do, but we don't know cuz, well, they just don't make the news.

old ;ady said...

How about him hooking up with LiLo that would be entertaining. I get bored easy so my mind does bad things.

nolachickee said...

If you're a scientist who's into the study of genetics, the Cage line would be a fabulous case study. The antics of Nick and Weston alone scream for analysis. Who knows what other crackheads are up in their family tree.

thejadedentrepreneur said...

Those aren't sad faces. *Facepalm!*

Lelaina Pierce said...

"Immovable knot", eh?

I think all the kids do the smiley face backwards. As in
"Heyyyy, I just got marrrrrieddddd. (-: "

Mango said...

Makes one appreciate NORMAL celeb offspring that, oh, PURSUE AN EDUCATION. Rashida Jones, Ivanka Trump, Ronan Farrow, etc.

kerri said...

Good lord....I just went to his Facebook page..... Those are 15mins I'm never gonna get back.
What's wrong with my life??