Academy Awards Live Blog
Titanic 3D because James Cameron needs more money
6p-7p
The scary thing about this award is seeing Angelina's skeleton hand.
Just give it to Christopher Plummer. Forget all this. Waste of time.
Hugo. Again.
Apparently in Ben Stiller's world Harry is pronounced Har e
Emma Stone is upstaging Ben Stiller in more ways than one.
The cartoon with the smoking creatures wins! Yay for kids!
Hi, my name is "sniff." Robert Downey "sniff." Oh f**k it, Give me a second. I need to run to the bathroom.
Love Undefeated!!
It's like Iron Man but without CGI. The writing is just as bad.
Cirque De Soleil is in that theatre the rest of the year and you would think they would get this one night off. Nope.
Ellen in the JCP commercial is funnier than the entire show so far
They make it seem like Best Actor is next & not 4 hrs down the road. I want Clooney to lose because he thinks he is going to win
Mark Wahlberg is Nostradamus. Hugo wins again
Martin Scorcese and Harry Carey. Long lost twins
Hugo wins their 33rd win of the night and the worst pun.
If every speech was that short, we would be finished
Two years in a row. Still can't remember their name. Good job though guys!
Quite the porn star stache on Bradley Cooper.
It's a Christopher Guest sketch!
Yay Octavia!!
Jennifer Chastain's mom is wearing a rock museum around her neck. Nothing says high fashion like Geodes.
Nick Nolte hand clap. Hold one hand steady and move the other. Christian Bale should just always yell.
Iran won huh?
5p-6p
Can Brad Pitt complete... a sentence... without pausing..... every.... two words
For one year I think the crew people should get the front row seats. It is the same damn statue. Can you see Meryl Streep being a gaffer? Yeah, but a gaffer could easily be in an Adam Sandler movie.
That is as close as Jennifer Lopez is getting to an Academy Award
Twilight? At the Oscars? Really?
Steel drums make me want Red Stripe and jerk chicken. Oh, and to watch Cool Runnings.
That woman looks like when Maya Rudolph used to play Donatella Versace
The guy looked like a Yeti in a suit and its always 420 in his world
Tom Hanks looks really good.
Next time, turn up Billy's microphone or turn down the band
Nothing makes people feel better about the economy than millionaires presenting gold statutes to each other.
Tom Cruise thought it was a Scientology meeting. Just had to get himself in the show.
Did Billy Crystal get work done or is his hairline receding?
Way to start off the show. The guy who has sex with his granddaughter.
Why do I think Brian Grazer has told other women to come back to his office for tequila
Is Natalie Portman wearing a sundress? Did she wash her hair?
Jennifer Lopez looks like the Oscar statue. Only female. And not naked. Well, almost naked.
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timebob, not here, thankfully. i'm not a guy and that hurt ME.
Max Von Sydow. Mr. Exorcist. Worked with Bergman.
RDJ!!!
Billy's making old people jokes like he isn't old.
Himmmmmmmmmmmmmm............
Aghhhhh!!! Goop! Noooooooo!
do ya'll REALLY think Himmmm is him?
still think it is unfair that they cut the songs again this year. But Cirque is always top class.
Do you think Angelina has a complex about Gwyneth?
"Let's keep it flowing hunny" .....best line of the night.
god he looks like bogonovich in those glasses
ecua - why would she? (confused)
Goopster stole the nut banger's wire
RDJ looks like Peter Bogdonovich. I wonder how much Gwynnid hated doing that?
There is noone that I would want RDJ to fake diss than her. She did a shitty job playing off him. Fuck you, Goopster.
Funny how Brad's exes are always on stage at award shows...hers...not so much
Who do people think Himmm is? RDJ?
did he get bleeped?
ecua - yes. but i don't know why.
are fros coming back
EmEyeKay--Brad was engaged to Gwyneth before Jen A. SHE dumped HIM.
Now here is someone funny. Chris Rocks!
ecua - TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT! *smacks head* - thanks!
Please let Chris Rock host the rest of the show
Chris Rock, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you sick? Do you think being skinny makes you look younger? Or are you channeling Pookie? I'm worried for you.
The nappy head does nothing for you, baby.
@Amy - ITA.
Tintin was really good and didn't get nominated. Can't figure that out.
I don't care, love me some RDJ.
why isn't Johnny Depp here?
I have to post something for the page advance buttons to show up? this system sucks...
wow Paradise Lost 3 got robbed.
No idea who Himmmm is, but I would bet that he is either there or at one of the really good parties tonight.
i mean at the oscars, not HERE. i know why he's not here.
I think it is time for Enty to start a new post.
Chris Rock has been the funniest so far.
I think Mr. Himmmmm is an older gentleman.
Oh Enty, don't.say.that about RDJ! Hope its not true!
what is wrong with Chris's hair. Is his makeup grey or is he ashey?
enty just insinuated that RDJ is high on coke.
Timebob, I also wish Paradise Lost 3 won... For pete's sake they got 3 INNOCENT men free from prison! If it wasn't for the documentary makers, celebrities and people wouldnt have come out for the WM3
OK, how do I get to the next 200 posts?
yoyo, view the comments as a page, not as a pop up box.
awwww I hope RDJ didn't fall off the wagon. He just had a baby, and his wife is no joke. She won't stick around if he screws it all up again on drugs.
enty just revealed his blind about the guy who is off the wagon. i thought it was johnny depp
but looks like rjd
Melissa is awesome!!!
Who's the bigger douche-Ben Stiller or Tom Cruise?
Stiller looks like he is in sallow orange face next to her.
yoyo you can click on enty's highlighted topic post and then all the comments show up on one page. That only took me a half hour to figure out, ha.
was she sort of acting like Melissa McCarthy? or is that her genuine deal?
Do you all remember the reveal about Ben Stiller? He lies on the floor when his driver drives him because he's so paranoid. Doesn't eat, and tries to get his wife not to eat. Crazy bastard.
and I vote Stiller for the bigger douche.
Yay! Emerged from hw to see Emma Stone looking botoxed UP with Ben Stiller (like his parents SO much better!)
WooHoo!
Disembodied Thumb--best name ever!!
LOVE EMMA STONE! Stiller is a shrinky dink!
ROTPOTA should have won this. Transformrs is nominted for 3 Oscars tonight. For real.
Does anyone else hear that beeping sound in the background of the broadcast??? It's driving me NUTS.
Hugo wins
please. Like I didnt know this would happen.
eyerolll
So Andrew and Profane read complicated writing and make it simple for readers. They should help do that with some of the Blinds!
Rob Legato did Star Trek Next Gen...
Emma Stone <3<3<3
timebob, i agree. i don't want him to be off the ol wagon. he's turned his life around in such a big way!
Hugo could take Best Picture.
Naaaaaaaaaaaah.
Shrinky dink lmfao!
8pm...do I refill my water or my mimosa?
Billy really looks like a jewish grandmother.
ecua, i'm getting a buzz, keep jumping up to answer my phone. think it's the same thing you're talking about.
YAY!
i like that liberal burn to all the conservative tax people!
Shrinky dink lmfao!
I think I'm gonna go with the Marty Scorsese drinking game
You guys do an amazing job of analyzing badly written BI's, actually.
Come on, Melissa, drop the F bomb again!
ecua - let me clarify - i'm getting a buzzing sound, not a buzz.
(can't wait to be done with the pain meds!)
If Jonah Hill wins I will officially believe in the Devil again. Because he woulda had to sell his soul to him to win an Oscar
I think Hugo for Best Pic, maybe director - a movie about movies? What's not to love?
I feel so bad for Marty. What I was referring to earlier is he won for the Departed. I don't care for that film. He was nominated 5 times before that. Can you say Goodfellas? That film is in my top five. Just saying.
Sorry if it's been asked but has there been a Jack Nicholson sighting? I don't think he's been at the Oscars for a few years...
angie!
Now that this award is done, somebody please wheel out Nick Nolte.
thank goddess. the old dude won. wasnt he the dad in the von trap movie? yay for him!
I hope my dad looks like that at 82
Gawd I had the biggest crush on him from the sound of music...He was so Yum... And I'm only 34!
Yay Christopher Plummer. Still love The Sound of Music.
Wax-tastic Angelina shot again. Hooray, Christopher Plummer!
Christopher Plummer shouldhave won back in '99 forhat scene in The Insider when he tore Gina Gershon a new asshole.
DRINK - and I love the Captain VT!!
Christopher is in velvet! I'm sure Enty loves that.
Marty's daughter looks beyond bored. I guess she thought Bieber was going to be there.
Dear Nick Nolte: That is how you drink and still look good...see Plummer, Christopher
Man the tinny buzzing noise coming from the mics hasn't stopped since the start, ugh.
Also - first time poster here, longlongtime CDAN lurker. Hi all!
It is taking forever for my posts! It could possible be user champagne error.
The Oscars will con continue with Will Finggotohell and Zachsamesamesame.....
just posting to refresh sorry
Titanic in 3D - holy Jesus!
Hi Thumb!
The buzzing is really bothering me now that other people mentioned it. Thought it was a neighbor or something.
Jackie, Enty DID mention the velvet jacket! you're right!
Ooook...one more drink.
Hellow DisembodiedThumb.
Man that sounds weird ...
New post everyone!
I hate 3D movies, but I think I'll suffer for Titanic - that will look awesome
:D I knew it!!
yes andrew, it does...
Bnl disappeared a while ago. If she's hooking up with the jersey shore boy I hopes he tells us about it tomorrow lol
test
Enty has a new post for us!!!
Cheers!
Oh my GOD, that was AWESOME! (Re: Nick Nolte inner thoughts.)
Yes I hope bnl updates!
I can not see any updated comments! I don't know what is going on...if it is blogger or what? The last comment I can see is from 8:27 est.....
people, go to the new post
Ooooh, hot guy and he loves the Muppets too.
Steve Jobs for Pixar. Jobs bought Pixar and moved it from a concept lab to an animation pioneer.
is the RJD jr comment a blind reveal??
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