Friday, February 17, 2012

Charlie Sheen Says Ashton Kutcher Sucks


I don't know if Charlie Sheen is back on the booze and crack or if he is just upset at Warner Brothers again or he found out strippers raised their minimum fee to come over to his house, but he is back to saying that Ashton Kutcher sucks and Two And A Half Men sucks and that his old boss sucks and everyone sucks except for Charlie. Charlie never sucks, he only inhales and snorts. I think he just has a hard time facing that a show can live without him and apparently succeed. I don't know how much longer it will last, but it is just about the network's highest rated comedy so what else are they going to put in its place?

26 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

Ugh. That's the pot calling the kettle a douchebag.

selenakyle said...

Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

This is good.

And, he's right. (but I thought it sucked with Charlie, too)

Poppymann said...

I've hated that show since it's inception, but I hate ASSton Kutcher even more.

timebob said...

I just heard the 1minute clip on TMZ him bitching about Ashton. He doesn't hate Ashton he says Ashton just has shit material to work with.

Sounds like 1/2 sour grapes and 1/2 truth.

I will be very curious about if the FX show will be a hit.

Patty said...

Looks like Captain Obvious is writing the post headings again ;)

Seachica said...

The attention has faded from Charlie. Time for him to start making outrageous statements, so he is back in the spotlight.

And people ask why stars don't give up drugs and clean up? Because we pay less attention to them when they do that.

Beth said...

There is an ad with a clip of Asston saying, "Give a hoot. Don't pollute."

Every time I see it, I have a physical reaction. It is so awful and not at all funny. The line is stupid, and the delivery is crap. And this is in an ad highlighting the "good" parts of the show.

How the hell is this show still on the air?

BigMama said...

ok, awful truth time....I watch the show and I don't think it is any worse than when Charlie was on it. In fact, I think Ashton isn't half bad. When you consider that I pretty much can't stand Ashton, than it stands to reason that I am paying him a pretty high compliment. It isn't any worse than when he was on it.

crila16 said...

Charlie got off the drugs long enough to watch an episode and critique Ashton. He's right though. Ashton does suck.

parissucksliterally said...

Ashton DOES suck. But so does Charlie.

MISCH said...

Ah Charlie but does he suck as much as you do...?

SusanB said...

I really used to like Charlie Sheen in some of his movies like Hot Shots (I think that was the name) and Major League, stuff like that. It's a shame he turned out to be such an asshole. With Ashton, he was ALWAYS an asshole.

i said...

Charlie is right, in one way. Ashton can't be anyone but Ashton. He's a great looking man, with the apparent acting skills of Kelso. Pretty makes money, and that story will never end. This is why the show is still on the air, and why Ashton will always get paid. He is a face. Eventually, he'll be playing the pretty guy who doesn't win.

Maja. With a J. said...

He's not wrong.

Jinxie DuPres said...

Charlie could play a very convincing Charlie. But Ashton is NOT convincing as anything but Kelso.

nolachickee said...

Ashton is Kelso. Will never be anything more. Charlie's correct.

Charlie looks so bad. I guess when you pay for sex, you're not concerned with your looks. His crackhead vibe is so unappealing. I used to think he was kind of hot.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Charlie's not telling lies. I was never a fan of Two and a Half Men, but it's absolutely unwatchable with Kutcher.

Wil said...

Can it be that Charlie is about to roll off the tracks again?? I mean .. they are both scumbags .. but I find it more interesting that Charlie is gettin' chatty again.

BinkyM said...

Charlie's sour grapes because The show's getting higher ratings than it EVER did when he was on it. People like a hot, funny, personable guy. We hate miserable, bilious, self-immolating dickholes. Let him wallow in this bile. We'll wallow in hot man juice!

Anotheramy said...

The show does kinda suck but no worse than the last year or two of Charlie

ecua said...

For the record, I think they are both giant douches. That said, Charlie Sheen really needs to FUCK OFF. He lost any talent he had long ago and is now just a tweaked-out looking, drug-ravaged hot mess who likes abusing women.
I would not cry a tear if we woke up tomorrow to read that he shuffled off his mortal coil in a hotel bath tub, back alley, crack house, etc.
No WAY will I support anything this guy does. Same goes for Chris Brown, Josh Brolin, Sean Connery (yes-admitted woman beater) and anyone else who pulls this kind of shit.

B626 said...

I still watch the show in case Berta gets any good lines in.
She used to get way more airtime when Charlie was on. Seems like Asshton is crowding her out.
Time for a spinoff!!

S. Humphreys said...

That show has always sucked, and will always suck. Nothing they can do is going to change that.

BinkyM said...

There are plenty of outstanding lines on the show that people quote for eternity ("He's crazier than a rat in a meth lab," "Children are god's way of making us look forward to death," etc). The show doesn't suck. It's not to everyone's taste.

BinkyM said...

It's Jon Cryer's whiny, spineless, dickless mooch of a character who gets too much airtime. This character needs to drown in the surf in a hurry.

MCH said...

It is about taste....that is for sure. I never liked it & Ashton Kutcher wasn't enough to bring me on board.