I know you might not have heard that Corey Feldman was eliminated this past week on Dancing On Ice. News travels slow when you are an 80's reclamation project looking for any work you can find. I am constantly amazed though at how women throw themselves at the guy like he is the second coming. His last wife was a Playboy Playmate. Granted, I think she treated the whole marriage as kind of a joke, but she was still willing to be seen with him in public which is more than I would do. Would you be willing to be seen with a guy who dresses in his Michael Jackson tribute clothes everyday and has a blue strand of hair hanging over his face. Oh, and has no job? Well, if you do then you are going to have to take a number and wait in line behind all of these women who find him irresistible.