Everyday, Gwyneth Paltrow would love to have press talking about her site and making sure she gets lots of visitors to the site. Some people would even consider her a member of the press because she writes "news." You know, like eating once every two weeks is a great weight loss program or spending $2500 a week on baby clothes is the only way to be a good mom. But, unless you are spreading her news about her stuff she wants no part of you and when she was at a party this week in Los Angeles, the press were told that the only way they would be invited is if the agreed to not talk to the Goopster. Don't even make eye contact with her. Oh, and if you are chewing gum, run for it because she gains weight just by smelling gum.