According to urban legend, Halle Berry broke her foot back in September. This is February. Five months to heal a broken foot and it is causing her to miss the Academy Awards? It has not caused her any problems attending other events or going to the park and playground. It has not caused her problems going to court or to dinners or traveling all over the world. Halle must not have seen the woman in the wheelchair on the red carpet or thought about how much attention she would get if she was on crutches or in a wheelchair. Oh wait, she probably did. You just keep telling yourself it is a broken foot Halle and tabloids like Kneepads will keep lapping it up.