It probably does not matter that the food sucks at the new restaurant just opened by Lady GaGa's parents. I don't think they were going for five star. What they are probably going for are fans who just want to get as close to GaGa as they can. It is like selling a t-shirt. The only difference is that someday your grandchild will wear the t-shirt and it will be vintage and cool and there is nothing cool about a bad meal.
The best quote from the NY Post reviewer is, “the shellfish pasta is similar to airline food.” Oh, and he also said that some of the food was the worst food he has ever had in his life. Think about how many meals this guy has had and this food is the worst he has ever had? The place will probably still be rolling in money.