Did you know Lindsay Lohan still has an assistant? Yes, this assistant goes up to strange men and tells them that Lindsay would like $20,000. In my dictionary that word is not an assistant but a pimp. The NY Post has the most glorious story and it does not even take place at the Welshley Arms. Yeah, let me know if you get that one. Anyway, they say that Lindsay went up to this rich Canadian guy and rubbed on him at the amfAR gala and then sent her assistant over when the auction began and the assistant said Lindsay would very much appreciate if the guy bought Lindsay a $20K watch. I am sure we know how Lindsay would have shown her appreciation. Yep, just like when she travels overseas. The guy laughed his head off and said no.
This was the night Lindsay looked like a grandmother. She also said she was there because she will be playing Elizabeth Taylor. That part is not locked in stone but maybe she is playing Elizabeth Taylor in the Larry Fortensky period. They look about the same age. Liz was what? 55?