WHICH handsome Oscar winner always has beautiful girlfriends but can’t please them in the sack?
The handsome actor blames his lackluster performance in the bedroom on an on-set injury he sustained while making a film – and lucky for him, he’s so drop-dead gorgeous the women in his life haven’t seemed to mind his inadequate performances.
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39 comments:
'Sup, Mr Clooney?
George George George of the Urban Jungle, sexy as he can be. George George George of the jungle Watch our for that stunt, cause you aren't 25 anymore.
*sorry, too much sugar
Yeah this obviously meant to be George, but I thought there was another reason for his potential lackluster performances with the ladies.
hotness > sex.....yes I said that
I think it's Gerard Butler. Did he win an Oscar?
Holy shit, Davy Jones died!
@Audrey, no, he hasn't been nominated.
Got to be my other bf, George C.
@Vicki: WHAT?????????????????
OMG, Vicki!! For reals??
I feel like Clooney would be described as A-plus, no??
That's kind of a mean blind. I mean, I get bitchy gossip but I feel dirty with this one.
But I'd be cool with that. Have the handsome arm candy for public events and the pool boy for the private events.
Vicki
Where did you see that? Can't find it anywhere
I might recall that Clooney got hurt while filming Syriana (sp?)
But he and the new gal look very happy together and seem to enjoy each others' company.
I wish them well.
OT re: Davy Jones
http://www.starpulse.com/news/TMZ/2012/02/29/monkees_singer_davy_jones_dead_at_66
obviously george. So sad. That back injury from syriana did him in!!! i could let it slide, i mean its george clooney
One of my friends on FB posted the link from TMZ.
If its Clooney what was his excuse for the 44 years before he was injured in that movie?
Now I am seeing the reports come in. How sad...a part of my childhood just died with him. I remember watching those reruns over and over again, not too many years after they were prime time. RIP Davy!
Has George won an Oscar?
Lurky Loo, me too. I LOVED watching The Monkees on Nick at Nite.
Yes he has. The name of the film escapes me right now.
Poor Davy. I bet Marcia Brady is devastated.
George has won two, I believe.
Not Davy Jones!! A heart attack at 66. *sniff*
Oh nooooooooo
And as long as George Clooney doesn't have a problem going downtown... I could live with it.
George Clooney came to mind immediately.
This has to be Gerard butler. There was a barely blind item about how he couldn't get it up during his week with Brandi glanville, despite her calling him an 11. He just got out of rehab for painkillers bc of an injury on the 300 set. Ahem coke.
Whoopsie never mind, gerard doesn't have an Oscar. Ok, I'll sign on George,
Georgie boy! Surprised the blind didn't hint at other males in the bedroom, to be honest.
George talked a lot about the injury that he sustained while filming "Syriana" in a recent magazine article. He suffered pretty serious injury to his back and spine. He was in tremendous pain and at one point had spinal fluid leaking out of his nose! He said in the article that he still has problems from the injury. He didn't mention sex, but did mention horrible headaches. I think this is a mean-sprited blind no matter who it is. Blinds shouldn't be about illnesses or things that a person can't help.
George Clooney has won one Oscar for Supporting Actor in "Syriana". This seems to hit on two parts of the blind since he got injured on the same movie he won an Oscar. I'm saying Clooney. Explains why the women always leave. It's not really his lack of interest in a long term relationship it's that they stray and then they part. Kind of sad for the Cloonster to be honest.
Clooney? oscar for Syriana,hurt on Syriana 's set
Butler never was nod
Huh. So that's why. You know, I've been thinking there's something shady about him what with all the arm candies, but this changes things.
Still, what was his dating life before Syriana?
George is rumored to be gay and he is not an Oscar winner so this is not him.
So sad about Davey Jones, RIP.
@GS Glover, George Clooney is most certainly an Oscar winner. He won best supporting actor in 2006 with Syrianna. It is generally known he didn't win becuase the movie is so good, but becuase he is so beloved in Hollywood.
@NernersHuman: My first thought on hearing this news, exactly! I remember reading about his last marriage and how his kids (ala Steven Tyler) loathed his new gf/wife and refused to even attend the wedding. I'll bet that stress was awful. RIP, Davy.
He's gay, he's a kink, or he can't perform. Which is it?
LOL! Me too.
I still think Clooney is straight. That is all.
I thought Clooney liked to get tied up and beaten in bed. This does sound like him though. Didn't say a "best actor" winner. Besides, the blind mentions his "beautiful" girlfriends, which Clooney is always changing.
I was under the impression GC is straight but likes it really rough. Rough enough that he "had a motorcycle crash" "shut his hand in a car door" and needed unexplained elbow surgery.
Still think its him and the brain injury is the reason he cant swing from the ceiling anymore.
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